Two memes

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I've been looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer for the past two years.

But no one would do it.

Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says, “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies, “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies, “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent, and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says, “Ok, now what?”