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Bug

4 months ago
A still from the "Saw" movies, showing John Kramer aka Jigsaw, wearing a dark robe with a red inside. The image has the following text: "Remember when you accidentally stepped on a bug 30 years ago? In two minutes this hot lead will fill your urethra."
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  • Sheep

    10 months ago
    A cartoon drawing shows two people walking along a path near a field where several sheep are grazing. A sheep in the background is holding a sign that says 'TWO-TIMING BASTARD!'. The first person says in a speech bubble, 'I CAN'T QUITE READ THAT. WHAT'S IT SAY?' The second person responds in a speech bubble 'UH...'
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  • Wolf

    2 months ago
    The image shows a black wolf and a white wolf wearing striped sleeping caps, facing each other with a large full moon behind them. Below the wolves, text is divided into two sections. The left section says 'one snores like "honk shoo honk shoo."' and the right section says 'the other snores like "hoooooonk mi mi mi."'. The text at the top says 'INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES'.
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  • Rapper

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a Reddit thread. The title reads "sounds about right. Fucking typical. This is how it goes with anyone I talk to". The thread shows a user asking to name two hip-hop artists so they can be compared.  The first response is asking whether they meant "Aesop rock or Lupe fiasco". Then there's a response that claims that Lupe is better as a lyricist. Another user asks if they meant "aesop rock or asap rocky" because they are different rappers, to which the user replies he meant asap and that he never actually listened to Aesop rock.
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  • Idea

    1 year ago

    My friend is has the best ideas

    A screenshot of a discord conversation. Windy says that hopefully a bad situation wont happen, and the two friends might work it out. Seth replies with 'Eh'. Windy then says if the situation happens too much, to just put the persons parents in a retirement home. Seth replies with 'Lmao'.
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  • Peace

    10 months ago

    aiyyaaaaaaa

    A yellow minion character stands next to the text: "My therapist told me: the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two of my children's lives. I feel better already."
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