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Voice

Shitpost master general

A four-panel exploitable meme featuring the Trollface. The top left panel shows a beaker with yellow and blue liquid, with the text 'The voices are back'. The top right panel shows the Trollface and the text '1) do not listen to them', 'get a forklift', and 'cover yourself in oil'. The bottom left panel shows the Trollface again, surrounded by various bizarre and disturbing commands like 'cover yourself in oil', 'find a sturdy metal chair', 'place buttered toast on a cat's back', 'find two magnets', 'get a forklift', 'buy 1kg of pure mercury', 'let us take control', 'you did this to yourself', and 'kill them all', with the heading '2) resist their commands'. The bottom right panel shows the Trollface with an even more chaotic and layered jumble of text, including many of the previous commands, self-blaming phrases like 'you did this to yourself', 'we can't outrun your sins', and 'this is your fault', and the large, distressed red text '3) make it stop' and 'MAKE IT STOP'. The overall image depicts a descent into a desperate mental state.

Company

A screenshot shows a tweet from Nick Adams (Alpha...). The tweet reads: "Alpha males enjoy the company of other alpha males because iron sharpens iron." Below, a reply tweet from Pirate @OaktownPirate shows a detailed black and white illustration of two muscular men in leather jackets and caps embracing face to face, their bodies pressed together.

Christmas

A man's face is photoshopped onto the body of a round character wearing a brown hat and brown and white striped top, holding a large red and white swirled lollipop. The text above the image says: w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?

Wolf

The image shows a black wolf and a white wolf wearing striped sleeping caps, facing each other with a large full moon behind them. Below the wolves, text is divided into two sections. The left section says 'one snores like "honk shoo honk shoo."' and the right section says 'the other snores like "hoooooonk mi mi mi."'. The text at the top says 'INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES'.

Bug

A still from the "Saw" movies, showing John Kramer aka Jigsaw, wearing a dark robe with a red inside. The image has the following text: "Remember when you accidentally stepped on a bug 30 years ago? In two minutes this hot lead will fill your urethra."

Vitamin

Shitpost-master general

Two tubes of Burt's Bees lip balm are superimposed in front of a grim reaper image, with the text "today I will eat two charpstick" at the bottom.

Bed

An illustration shows a bed divided into two sides. One side is labeled "MY SIDE" and appears clean and organized, while the other side contains items like "spiders", "unknown stains", "medication", "xbox controller", "two loaded handguns", and an "empty pringles can".

Middle earth

A toy package with a figure of Gollum. The text on the package says, "MAKE HIM HOT! My Precious Smeagol Groom & Style Middle Earth Cuties WARNING: May attract A Sauron's gaze LOOK NICE 4 MASTER! Limitless Hairstyles Accessories Included Dill the Pony's tail The One Ring golden scrunchie Uruk-hai topknot Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb FINALLY KEMPTI The Two Towers Glamour Gollum Legboot". The package includes three accessories shown with graphics: "The One Ring golden scrunchie" and "Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb" and an image of possible hairstyles.

Video Game

care to explain bitch? it seems thats what youre good at

The image shows a text box that contains the text "Explain Bear. Alright, listen up, you smoothbrain. You're here 'cause you don't know that Doom Eternal is a first-person shooter, not a driving game. There ain't no cars to customize, see? The image shows a search result mixin' up Doom Eternal with GTA. The car customization is a GTA thing. You got it? You just mixed up two different video games."

Baby

A meme with text on top that reads, "SATAN: SO WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? ME: "I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents." Underneath the text is an image of a black cat with wide eyes.

Test

Me when I find out we have two tests on the same day

A small, fluffy bird with an angry expression sits on a dark ledge against a blurred yellow background. The bird looks directly at the viewer with a scowling face.

Gender

The image is divided into two panels. The left panel shows Mark Zuckerberg with a serious expression, accompanied by text that reads "That COVID meme violates community guidelines. You are banned." The right panel shows a smiling Mark Zuckerberg with glasses, and the text says, "Yea bro I agree! There are only TWO GENDERS!"

Man

Best president

The image shows a black and white photograph of Teddy Roosevelt. Above the picture there is text that says: "did you know? A man once pointed two guns at Teddy Roosevelt and insisted that he pour drinks for the entire bar. Teddy said, 'Well, if I've got to, I've got to,' then stood up, knocked the guy out with three punches, and took his guns away." The image also has a photo source and a website at the bottom: "PHOTO: WIKIMEDIACOMMONS" and "DIDYOUKNOWFACTS.COM".

Rapper

Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES

A news article from The New York Times with the headline "E.P.A. Bans Cancer-Causing Chemicals Used in Dry Cleaning". The date is Dec. 9, 2024, 7:26 a.m. ET. It shows an image of a person working in a dry cleaning facility.

People

The image shows a shark in the center, looking straight at the viewer, with two orcas on either side, all in an underwater setting. The text above the image says: "When two people are talking to me at the same time."

Wolf

The image shows two wolves with odd expressions. The text reads: "Inside me, there are two wolves. One is retarded, and so is the other."

Memes

FEBRUARY
Saturday
Right, I know it's been a while since I wrote in this,
but a whole lot has happened so let me fill you in on
everything.
Manny Heffley is the personification of human sin. Do
you wanna know the reason he tried to get me killed?
DATS FOWR NAWT
TEACHING ME HOW
TWO TIE MY SHOES,
YOU FUCKING PLOOPY.
I'M ONWEE
THWEE, BUBBY!
HEWP ME TIE MY
GAWDDAYUM
SHOES.
So I punted that little shit into the wall..
I should have paid more attention to Miom though, because
she actually stuck by her word for once. She managed to
shoot me in both legs and break i
my.
fucking kneecaps.
11

Story

A black and white cartoon drawing depicting a text written in a diary, describing how Patty got a secret out, and then the person was sent to the vice principal's office. Then, the person heard a bouncing noise, laughter, and giggling, followed by two voices sounding like they were having sex in school. A drawing of a person standing in front of lockers is below the text. Another line of text says, "I opened the door, and oh boy, you'll be surprised about who I saw." A number "2" is at the bottom of the page.

Peace

aiyyaaaaaaa

A yellow minion character stands next to the text: "My therapist told me: the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two of my children's lives. I feel better already."

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