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LoserIsPro

I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get

Two red ten-sided dice with the numbers 9 and 11 are displayed on a screen. The total is 20. Below, there is a button labeled "Roll".

LoserIsPro

me rn : hold up, wait a minute, something ain’t right

The image shows a calculation. 9 + 1 + 1 is displayed with the result below. The result of the calculation is given as 911.

Chri5

woken

The image shows two men in what appears to be a wrestling setting. In the background, a text says "Christians and non Christians having enough of wokey". In the front, the text says "god is a 'they'".

Inessa :)

Me:get glasses me after looking at my crush

An animated pink character with bulging red eyes and smoke coming out of them, with the text "MY EYES" overlaid on the image.

TheForeverVirgin

The image shows a white dog sitting in a pothole filled with water. There is text overlaying the image that says, "Americans will measure with anything but the metric system." A news banner at the bottom says, "Doggy-sized pothole patched on North Side."

freddyfatbear

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A distorted image of a man with long blond hair. He is looking to the side with a surprised expression. The image includes the text "9 y/o me when the part I had read out loud in class contained a swearword."

Daddy dick

Ohio getting out of hand

The image shows a news headline stating "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody and Being Hunted By Police." There is a photo of the bandit's mugshot to the right and police cars with flashing lights to the left. Text on image also says "Breaking News."

CaptainEgg75

The image shows two panels. The left panel is blurry, showing a street with police cars and flashing lights at night. The right panel is a close-up of a man's face with wide, startled eyes. The text below the images says, "By: Seymore Butts. Posted Feb 23, 2023. The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody And Being Hunted By Police."

killer of bears 101

my mom be like

A person covered in mud is crawling through a muddy field. The text above reads: "Accountants entering 2022's busy season, still dealing with the last two seasons." The text "@dylan.does.your.taxes" is shown in the bottom right corner.

ur momy

imagine having a dad

Close-up of the character Megamind with a sad facial expression and the text "No Dad?" on top.

ur momy

so true

A young child with her mouth open is crying. The text above her reads "MEAN OLDER SISTER" and below reads "CHASING YOU WITH VACUUM CLEANER".

Daddy dick

mom "go play with the neighbor" the neighbbor:

A close-up shot of a child's face distorted by being pressed against a glass surface. They are wearing blue swimming goggles. The child is smiling with their teeth showing. The background appears to be outdoors and slightly blurred.

Lostin Flowers

No one:

A keyboard with one key missing. The text on the image says "No one:" and "Literally no one:".

MisterDussel

My Dad:,,Dont Smoke its very bad for your health" Also my Dad:

A green pea shooter plant from Plants vs Zombies with a cigarette in its mouth.

Just that emo

the emo is here and tired

A brown, round face with large, dark eyes that are tearing up.

Anonymous

My dream tbh

The image shows a black firearm with an attached horn. The text says "Imagine breaking into my house and hearing honk honk before getting smoked."

Anonymous

The image shows a wooden guillotine with labels and prices for each part from Home Depot, accompanied by the text "Something you can do with your $600 stimulus check." at the top and "DIY PROJECTS & IDEAS" at the bottom. The parts and prices include: 24in x 24in, #16 plain sheet metal for $39.98; Everbilt 1/4in x 100 ft Sisal Rope, Naural for $7.97; 1in x 6in x 8 ft for $10.11; 4in x 4in x 10 #2 for $11.12; 2in x 4in #12 Galvanized L-Angle for $2.11; and 2in x 4in x 10 #2 for $3.88.

Daddy dick

BIJAN WON DOAK

Two football players from the Texas Longhorns team. The player in the foreground is Bijan wearing an orange uniform with the number 5 on it. He is smiling and holding up the "hook 'em horns" sign. The player in the background is giving a peace sign.

God Pt.2

It’s aquaman on budget

A shirtless man with long hair and a beard stands in shallow water, holding a rake as if it were a trident.

GayAndProudLol

cat..............Just a cat here

A photo of a cute kitten with grey stripes on its head and white fur on the bottom half of its face, looking directly at the camera.

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