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Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Huzz

Glassiiewxter · 1 year ago

Me when i see the huzz

A man with dark hair and fair skin with an open mouth is staring forward. The man appears surprised.

Cow

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man is standing in front of a wall with text overlayed on the image. The text describes a story about visiting a petting zoo, painting hair, and cow kidnapping.

Tool

Hgfdfrgt · 3 years ago

Whats the frist thing u see

The image shows a shelf full of plungers in a store. Most of the plungers have a red rubber cup and a yellow handle. Some have a red rubber cup with a blue handle and one with a clear plastic handle. The prices are shown at the bottom.

Face

RapBoat · 2 years ago

The image shows two close-up images of the hairline and forehead of a person. The image on the left shows a blond hairline, while the image on the right shows a dark-haired hairline. Above the images, the text reads: "Is it weird we all know who this is without seeing his face?"

Case

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Wikipedia article titled 'Enumclaw horse sex case.' The article details a 2005 incident where Kenneth D. Pinyan died from internal injuries after engaging in bestiality with a stallion. The article mentions other participants, James Michael Tait and Douglas Spink, and discusses the legal changes in Washington state prompted by the incident, including making bestiality a Class C felony. A map shows the location of Enumclaw, Washington State.

Century

Wade · 2 years ago

I love this comic run so much

The comic shows Spider-Man and Deadpool looking at each other with confusion. In the second panel, a fiery horse carriage drives by. In the last panel, they discuss the 19th-century Ghost Rider and his potential involvement in the wrong Civil War. The text in the speech bubbles says: NEIGH! Did you just see that? 19th Century Ghost Rider? Yup. Oh man, do you think he's showing up to fight in the wrong civil war? Let's hope he fights for the North, otherwise he's not gonna like taking orders from a black Captain America.

Valentine

Anonymous · 3 years ago

what do you see in this picture look carefully im joking just look at the picture happy valentines

Two kittens are hugging each other. They are white with black markings. One has a black heart on its side. The text “Happy Valentines” is written at the bottom.

Sub

KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago

bro aint lieing

The image shows a scene from an anime with two male characters, Zoro and Sanji. Zoro is on the left with three swords and has a smirk on his face. Sanji is on the right. Above the image are the words "Wait 'till you see it. Mine's definitely bigger." Below the image is the text "ZOROXSANJI. Subliminal messaging at its finest." And at the very bottom of the image: "Akward Subs. Always giving you the wrong idea."

Spider

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Rich girls when they see a spider

A little girl is smirking slightly at the camera. In the background, there is a house completely engulfed in flames. The text says: "There was a spider. It's gone now."

People

Anonymous · 2 years ago

People have been seeing him since 1865.

The image is two panels of a cartoon character pulling off a mask to reveal a hooded figure.

Trump

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A black and white dog named Artoo is in front of a United States map. A list with three dots and the names Trump, Biden, and Artoo is shown on the left.

Map

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A map of the United States where a large portion of the country is underwater. The text above the map reads: "Scientists say this map represents the US in 30 years if we don't reverse climate change." The words "Google earth" appear at the bottom right corner.

Dog

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a four-panel meme. The first panel shows a person leaving a house, with a speech bubble saying "woof woof". The second panel shows a dog running. The third panel shows a dog looking at a computer. The fourth panel shows a Google search query, "where did my balls go".

Question

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a collage of Phil Mahar in two different video shots, on the top of it, there is the following text: "Can you hear the silence? Can you see the dark? Can you fix the broken? Can you". Below the video of Phil Mahar on the right the name "Phil Mahar" is shown.

Competition

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows text that reads "when I'm in a see you later competition and my opponent is" above a black crocodile toy. Below that is a picture of Squidward from Spongebob looking scared.

Hip-hop

RapBoat · 2 years ago

The image is a cartoon-style drawing featuring four characters. At the top, Eminem is depicted with spiky black hair and a serious expression, labeled with "Eminem" above his head. Below him and slightly to the left, Drake is drawn as a cartoon character with a straw hat, labeled as "Drake". Next to Drake is J Cole, also drawn as a cartoon with spiky hair, labeled as "J Cole". On the far right of the bottom, Kendrick is shown as a cartoon character with a headband, labeled as "Kendrick". They are all set against a green background with some trees.

Meme stealing

aidencool67 · 2 years ago

let me see it

A man in a military-style hat and uniform points at the viewer. Text above his head says: "I have seen that meme before." Text below him says: "Meme stealing license please."

Teacher

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A surreal, cosmic landscape featuring a large, pale, ram-like creature with long horns, tiny wings, and an exceptionally long, pink tongue. The tongue wraps around a small Earth resting on a reddish, volcanic ground with glowing magma pockets. In the background, two dark celestial bodies resembling moons with human faces appear. The text overlaid on the image reads, "how it feels to see your teacher outside of school."

Landscape

NikTheBest · 10 months ago

A view from an airplane window, showing part of the engine cowling on the left. Below the aircraft, the ground is depicted as a massive, cloudy grid resembling the layout of the video game Minesweeper, full of numbered tiles and squares, visually representing a minefield. The text caption reads: "Dear passengers. If you look down below, you can see the beautiful landscape of Bosnia".

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