• Jokes
  • Memes
  • Community
  • Categories

Popular

  • Priest jokes
  • Twin Towers jokes
  • Hairline jokes
  • Orphan jokes
  • Morbid jokes
  • Wheelchair jokes
  • Short jokes
  • Lesbian jokes
  • Skinny jokes
  • Incest jokes
  • Gay jokes
  • Flat jokes
  • Prostitution jokes
  • Calculator jokes
  • Autism jokes
  • Testicle jokes
  • Indian jokes
  • Chin jokes
  • Mayonnaise jokes
  • Nun jokes
  • All categories
Privacy
Contact
  • Jokes
  • Memes
  • Community
  • Jokes
    999+
  • Memes
    249
  • Community
    435
See

See memes

Post meme
  • Best
  • Newest

Birthday

1 year ago

gtfo

A young child looks worried in a meme. The text reads, "When you're at a restaurant on your birthday and see the waiters coming towards you clapping."
  • 0
  • Bunch

    2 years ago

    lol

    The image shows two CDs, each next to each other like eyes on a face. Above, the text says, "I have a bunch of old albums. Would you like 2 CDs? - yeah sure" and below the text says, "To see Deez Nuts!"
  • 2
  • Friend

    2 years ago

    talking to your friend Jake in school be like

    The image shows a still from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants. Spongebob is on the right looking angry at Patrick on the left who also looks angry. The text overlay reads, "WHY U MAD PATRICK? I CAN'T SEE MY HAIRLINE!"
  • 0
  • Lizard

    1 year ago
    The image shows text on a white background. The first line says, "SOME PEOPLE HAVE A" in black. The word "GIRLFRIEND" is in large red letters with a female gender symbol to the right. The next line says, "SOME PEOPLE HAVE A" in black. The word "BOYFRIEND" is in large blue letters with a male gender symbol to the right. Below this, the text "I HAVE" is followed by  "to check out this lizard hang on stop walking I want to see this lizard" in smaller black letters. At the bottom right, there is a green lizard.
  • 1
  • Cat

    8 months ago
    A black cat appears dramatically stretched out on a carpeted floor. The image is from a tweet saying "how ur cat sees himself when he hasn't eaten in almost an hour."
  • 0
  • Alien

    1 year ago
    A gray alien with big eyes and an open mouth is pressing his hands against a glass surface. The text reads: "Aliens surrendering after seeing all their ships and weapons go missing not even 2 seconds into the invasion (they landed in Romania)."
  • 0
  • Memes

    1 year ago
    1) buy a lobster
[deleted] by
My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
---
14
1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident
  • 0
  • S

    Seafood diet

    1 year ago
    A boy flexes his arm muscles. Text: I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
  • 0
  • Depression

    2 years ago
    The image shows an advertisement for an "Autism Test" by FREEQUIZGAMES. The ad features a rainbow-colored infinity symbol made of circles, and a blue "START TEST" button below it. Above the image is the text "Seeing this advert just took me out of my depression."
  • 4
  • Pineapple

    2 years ago
    A three-panel image shows a speed dating scenario. In the first panel, a man asks a woman: "Do you like pineapple on pizza?" The second panel shows the woman saying: "It's OK." In the third panel, the man says: "I don't think we should see each other any more."
  • 5
  • Fact

    5 months ago

    Good being

    The image shows a list titled "10 Fun Facts." The facts include instructions that lead the reader to check their own behavior, such as breathing with their tongue out, checking if they skipped number 5, and realizing they have been tricked. The text at the bottom says, "Share this with friends and leave a like."
  • 0
  • Sloth

    8 months ago

    Guys I cant see him

    A sloth is lying on the ground with its head towards the viewer. Above the sloth, the words "ninja sloth" are written in a black box. Below the sloth, the phrase "shhhhh you don't see me" is visible.
  • 0
  • God

    3 months ago
    A person in a hospital bed surrounded by a vast array of medical equipment, including monitors, tubes, and pumps. Text overlay reads: "religious people will see this and say 'He's in God's hands now'". A watermark in the lower left says "@anti_theist_v1.0".
  • 1
  • Memes

    9 months ago
    DAD IS FUCKING DEAD. HE SHOT HIMSELF.
Rodrick and I heard a bang come from the basement, and
the first thing we see is DAD ON THE FLOOR WITH
A BULLET IN HIS FUCKING HEAD. When Mom
turned around, I tell she looked batshit crazy. She
was
you
holding a glock and looked like a fucking animal.
I'M GONNA
BREAK YOUR
FUCKING
LEGS GREG
WHAT THE
HELL?!
She then threatened us for answers for who told Dad,
and when I thought things couldn't get any i
BUBBY
DID IT!
worse...
HE had to fuck shit up.
10
  • 0
  • Memes

    1 year ago
    WIKIPEDIA
The Free Encyclopedia
Search Wikipedia
Search
Create account Log in
Contents hide
(Top)
Background
Pinyan's death
Investigation
Media reporting
Criminal charges, guilty plea, and
sentencing
Aftermath
"2 Guys 1 Horse"
Zoo
James Michael Tait and later
events of 2009-2010
Section 16.52.205 of the
Revised Code of Washington
See also
References
External links
Enumclaw horse sex case
Article Talk
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The Enumclaw horse sex case was a series of incidents in 2005 involving Kenneth D. Pinyan, [2][3] an
engineer who worked for Boeing and resided in Gig Harbor, Washington; James Michael Tait, a truck
driver; Douglas Spink; and other unidentified men. Pinyan and Tait filmed and distributed zoophilic
pornography of Pinyan receiving anal sex from a stallion under the alias "Mr. Hands". [4][5] After engaging
in this activity on multiple occasions over an unknown span of time, Pinyan received fatal internal injuries
in one such incident.
The story was reported in The Seattle Times and was one of that paper's most read stories of 2005. [6][7]
Pinyan's death rapidly prompted the enactment of a bill by the Washington State Legislature that
prohibits both sex with animals and the videotaping of such an act. Under current Washington law,
bestiality is now a Class C felony punishable by up to five years in prison.[8]
As bestiality was legal in Washington state at the time, Tait was instead convicted of trespassing and was
sentenced to a one-year suspended sentence.
Background
A 2 languages
Read View source
View history Tools
In the 1970s, many statutes that had criminalized certain sex acts in various U.S. states were repealed,
largely since they had criminalized some consensual sex acts between adults that were no longer
considered appropriate to forbid (e.g., criminalizing all oral and anal sex). [9][10] In Washington state, a law
was repealed on July 1, 1976, that had said:
Every person who shall carnally know in any manner any animal or bird, or who shall carnally
know any male or female person by the anus or with the mouth or tongue; or who shall
voluntarily submit to such knowledge; or who shall attempt sexual intercourse with a dead
body, shall be guilty of sodomy...
Enumclaw horse sex case
Date
Location
Location of Enumclaw, Washington State
July 2, 2005; 18 years ago
Unincorporated area in King
County, Washington, United
States (near Enumclaw)
Bestiality
Туре
Cause
Cause of death:
Acute peritonitis caused by
traumatic perforation of the colon
Participants âš« Kenneth Pinyan (Mr.
Hands)[1]
Outcome
• James Michael Tait
• Douglas Spink
A stallion
Laws passed criminalizing
bestiality and zoophilic
pornography in Washington state
  • 0
  • Cow

    5 months ago
    A man is standing in front of a wall with text overlayed on the image. The text describes a story about visiting a petting zoo, painting hair, and cow kidnapping.
  • 2
  • Face

    1 year ago
    The image shows two close-up images of the hairline and forehead of a person. The image on the left shows a blond hairline, while the image on the right shows a dark-haired hairline. Above the images, the text reads: "Is it weird we all know who this is without seeing his face?"
  • 0
  • Year

    1 year ago

    Me when I see unattended 12 year olds...

    A white sheep is standing in a boat, which is placed into a hole in a Minecraft game. The sheep is facing a block that is connected to a piston.
  • 1
  • Eye

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a text message exchange. The first person asks the other to close their eyes and then asks what they see. The other person does not respond.
  • 1
  • H

    Huzz

    7 months ago

    Me when i see the huzz

    A man with dark hair and fair skin with an open mouth is staring forward. The man appears surprised.
  • 0
    • Previous
    • Next
      • 1
      • …
      • 9
      • 10
      • 11
      • 12
      • 13