New Said Memes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

An old painting shows two figures. One is a light-skinned man with long, dark hair and a beard, who is looking down. The other is a red-skinned, horned demon whispering something into the first man's ear. Above them, the text says, "And then Satan said:" and next to the demon's face, the text says "Put the alphabet into math."

The image shows a split panel, with the top half depicting a person pointing his finger forward with the text "What if you". The top right panel shows an image of heaven with the text "Wanted to go to Heaven". The bottom left panel shows the same person, but this time with his mouth open and finger pointing up with the text "But god said". The bottom right has a longer text asking "is your name amy and are you the smelly Indian who everyone hates because she was so fucking jealous of a guy who literally said he wouldn't online date anymore as soon as he saw your face? is that you?"

Fr though

The image shows Baby Yoda looking a bit skeptical or unimpressed. Above the image, there is text that reads, "Friend: I thought you said you were gonna go on a new diet, when you gonna start? Me: The 1st of NEVERUARY."

When Child Hackers Get Caught

A three-panel image showing a child looking hopeful with the text "THEY SAID IF I BOUGHT THE COURSE I'LL BE RICH", followed by a man looking at someone, and finally the man embracing the child on a bench outdoors.

Hello. Here's my story . An unemployed woman looking for love. I went on tindar because my friends were talking about it. I matched with a guy who asked me weird questions like if i could send pictures on my private areas, Being confident i said no.

A person is holding a fan of US dollar bills in front of their face. Only their eyes, part of their hat and their hand holding the money can be seen. The background is blurred and dark.

Ew potter

The image shows two scenes. The first scene has an image of Harry Potter with a Bellatrix look alike kissing his head. The second shows what looks like a behind the scene where Bellatrix and another person sit at a table with lots of items on it. At the bottom, there is a text overlay: "Helena Bonham Carter said that her character Bellatrix was afraid of Harry because she couldn't understand how a 17 year old boy was able to overpower Lord Voldemort."

The REAL Invisible Man

The image shows a comparison of three different characters associated with the "Invisible Man" concept. The first panel shows a woman in a shower with a handprint on the glass. The second panel shows a bandaged man with sunglasses, reminiscent of the classic Invisible Man. The third panel shows a muscular man with patterned skin, Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy. Each of these is followed by a panel with the same man with a smirk, indicating a preference for the third character. Text on the images reads "I PREFER THE REAL INVISIBLE MAN," "I SAID THE REAL INVISIBLE MAN" and "PERFECTION."

TWISTED METAL

The meme shows three video game cover art. The first is Fortnite, the second is PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, and the third is Twisted Metal. Next to each game cover is a picture of a man with text above or below him. The text associated with Fortnite is "I prefer the real battle royale." The text associated with PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds is "I said the real battle royale." The text associated with Twisted Metal is "Perfection."

I've never related to something so much

The text on the black background reads: I've said L to the most horrendous shit just as a natural reaction.

omg look what homer said

Homer Simpson is pointing at a map of South America, specifically at Paraguay. The text says: "Look at this country, U R Gay."

they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them

A cartoon character with big eyes is pointing a gun directly at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "IMMA SHOOT YOU WITH MY GLOCK POP POP POP AND NOW YOU DROP".

gta v police be like

The image shows a split view. On the left is a screenshot of a character in the video game GTA V standing in front of a car with a city in the background. On the right, there is a real-life image of a police car crashing into another car. The text above the crashed police car reads "PULL OVER", and below it reads "I SAID PULL OVER". The top of the image reads "GTA V police be like".

Girls be like

A woman with wide eyes and a big smile is overlaid with white text that reads: "IT TOOK YOU 15 MINUTES TO GET HOME. GOOGLE MAPS SAID IT TAKES 12. WHO IS SHE?"

i’d rather pick number 2

A four-panel image. In the top left, a circle character with a mouth open is shown with the text "Would you rather". In the bottom left, the same character is shown again with the text "But god said:". In the top right, the text "Satan wanted to go to heaven? hell" is written next to a stairway to the clouds with a small red figure on top. In the bottom right, a yellow character with a cross shape is shown next to the text "You are a disgrace to the entire art community, and the entire world would rejoice if you never touched a piece of paper again ever!!!!".

Power Puff Girls be like :

The image shows three anthropomorphic objects, a red block with an orange dress, a blue pen with a blue skirt, and a pink eraser with a purple dress, each with a flower accessory and with a different facial expression. The image also includes text bubbles from users who want these objects to be dressed up and become idols.

Hello, Goodbye

A man is laughing in a red robe. The text overlay on the image says "Yo momma so ugly, even Hello Kitty said goodbye."

My mom during movie night after she said "i'm not gonna fall asleep"

The image shows a sleeping Baby Yoda nestled in a hammock. The text on the image says: "Me after watching 10 minutes of something on Netflix that took me an hour to choose."

EASY .... pass pass and no

A minion stands next to the text: "Who said English is easy? Fill this blank with 'Yes' or 'No'. 1. I don't have a brain. 2. I don't have sense. 3. I am stupid."

His ass going to jail

The image shows a blue car with three minions inside. Text overlay says: "A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers.' I said, 'Scissors, I win and drove off!!'"

<3 he said it back

A dark-themed chat with user God saying "i love you matt" and user Matt replying "I love you too, God".