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Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of Donald Trump sitting at a table with flags behind him. Overlaid text reads: 'The doctors said they've never seen a body kill the Coronavirus like my body. They tested my DNA, and it wasn't DNA. It was USA.'

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Twitter thread by user 'ka vinki' (@jkavinsky). The first tweet says 'getting hit by a car kinda fun fr it feels like an action movie when u roll over the hood'. The second tweet is a reply to the first, stating 'driver was crying like she killed me or something relax'. The third tweet is another reply, saying 'nurse asked me to rate the pain 1 to 10 n i said 25 n started screaming i'm getting this morphine one way or another'.

Face mcshooty

A man in a black suit stands in front of blinds. The image contains the text, "On my way to my girl's house after tattooing "Gucci" on my balz because she said she wanted a designer bag for her birthday."

Face mcshooty

A meme featuring a man in a car with the text, "When bro said he had to hop off the game to eat dinner, but I know damn well he's gooning, I just can't prove it."

Your local comrade

A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.

Cartoon image of Mario with the superimposed text "When the fire extinguisher said it lasts for 3-5 years, but you drink all the foam in 37 minutes. I have achieved unlimited speed... but nowhere to put it."

Heroin Monkey

A man with glasses looks into the camera. Above him is the text: "Extra fries? I thought you said to beat up my bisexual son!"

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a mother and daughter are at a bus stop and the daughter says, "Mommy that man bald!". In the second panel, the mother asks the bald man, "Why you bald?" and the man replies, "Hair loss." In the third panel, the daughter laughs and says, "Haha he said loss." In the fourth panel, the man's response is an image of a miscarriage, referencing the meme "Loss."

Heroin Monkey

A still from Sesame Street shows Ernie and Bert standing next to a snowman. In the bottom of the image, overlaid on a black background, are the words: "You can still hear her heart beat!" Ernie said. It wasn't until spring that the hooker's dead body would show up on the playground.

Adolf kitler

A two-panel image shows a cat sitting in front of a computer with the text "When your cat messages your boss..." The second panel shows a chat with a string of random characters and the message "Absolutely. Smartest thing you've ever said."

DaRey1Cray

A selfie of Playboi Carti with red braided hair, a nose ring and several piercings. The text overlay reads: "they said! We want the album to come out but ima! come out instead. I'm gay!" There is a devil emoji with a rainbow after it.

Yugi

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Anonymous

A screenshot of a Discord chat between two users. The first user, with the name Doll, admits to being hypersexual and horny. The second user initially responds with understanding, but then states that they were thinking of the first user while they were having these feelings. The first user responds with "That's bad."

Pankake

A yellow road sign with a silhouette of a chicken is shown, and beneath it, in a real world scene, stands a black chicken. The text above the image reads, "My dad sent me a picture this morning and said 'it finally happened'".

Caylez.cc

My honest reaction when my mom said no

A close-up shot of a man's face with a mustache, his eyes looking straight ahead with a slightly intense expression.

Unimportant Intelligence

Best president

The image shows a black and white photograph of Teddy Roosevelt. Above the picture there is text that says: "did you know? A man once pointed two guns at Teddy Roosevelt and insisted that he pour drinks for the entire bar. Teddy said, 'Well, if I've got to, I've got to,' then stood up, knocked the guy out with three punches, and took his guns away." The image also has a photo source and a website at the bottom: "PHOTO: WIKIMEDIACOMMONS" and "DIDYOUKNOWFACTS.COM".

Caylez.cc

My face when my mom said we could go to McDonalds

The image shows a close-up of a person's face distorted with wide eyes and an open mouth. It is a reaction image with text "My face when my mom said we could go to McDonalds."

Heroin Monkey

It's like 5:00pm, and Mom is driving me home as we
speak. I can't fucking believe that my mother is a
whore. I witnessed my own mother pleasing another man
and I feel disgusting.
During the ride, we didn't speak to each other for
about 30 minutes. All of a sudden, Mom asked if I
could forget everything that happened today. I said I
would, but I knew that this hoe could not step another
foot into this household.
GREG, LISTEN.
HOW ABOUT
WE FORGET
ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED
TODAY?
YEAH, SURE.
WHATEVER.
@gabriel
She then asked me not to tell Dad about this. I said
I wouldn't, but you can't make a promise to a hoe who
breaks her wedding vows.

Heroin Monkey

A newspaper clipping with the headline "Nude Brit covered in poo fell from hotel balcony into café", followed by a news article describing a naked British tourist who fell through a café ceiling from his hotel balcony in Thailand.

Heroin Monkey

A chaotic battle scene with numerous figures in armor wielding weapons. Text on top reads: "IT'S THE FINAL CONDOM" and text on the bottom: "OR WHATEVER EUROPE SAID"

mike69

perfection

The image is a three-panel comparison. The first panel shows an X-Men cartoon series cover and the text "show me a unskippable marvel intro" next to a photo of actor Michael Fassbender. The second panel displays a Marvel Avengers movie poster next to a picture of Michael Fassbender with the text "I said unskippable marvel intro." The third panel has the cover of a cartoon series of the Avengers, and next to it is the same image of Michael Fassbender with the text "perfection".

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