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Unimportant Intelligence
1 year ago

Best president

The image shows a black and white photograph of Teddy Roosevelt. Above the picture there is text that says: "did you know? A man once pointed two guns at Teddy Roosevelt and insisted that he pour drinks for the entire bar. Teddy said, 'Well, if I've got to, I've got to,' then stood up, knocked the guy out with three punches, and took his guns away." The image also has a photo source and a website at the bottom: "PHOTO: WIKIMEDIACOMMONS" and "DIDYOUKNOWFACTS.COM".
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  • Glassiiewxter
    1 year ago

    My face when my mom said we could go to McDonalds

    The image shows a close-up of a person's face distorted with wide eyes and an open mouth. It is a reaction image with text "My face when my mom said we could go to McDonalds."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A page from a parody 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' book featuring handwritten text and a cartoon illustration of Greg Heffley and his mother in a car. The text describes Greg witnessing his mother's infidelity and his resulting feelings of disgust and distrust, culminating in a tense conversation where she asks him to keep the secret.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A newspaper clipping with the headline "Nude Brit covered in poo fell from hotel balcony into café", followed by a news article describing a naked British tourist who fell through a café ceiling from his hotel balcony in Thailand.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A chaotic battle scene with numerous figures in armor wielding weapons. Text on top reads: "IT'S THE FINAL CONDOM" and text on the bottom: "OR WHATEVER EUROPE SAID"
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  • mike69
    1 year ago

    perfection

    The image is a three-panel comparison. The first panel shows an X-Men cartoon series cover and the text "show me a unskippable marvel intro" next to a photo of actor Michael Fassbender. The second panel displays a Marvel Avengers movie poster next to a picture of Michael Fassbender with the text "I said unskippable marvel intro." The third panel has the cover of a cartoon series of the Avengers, and next to it is the same image of Michael Fassbender with the text "perfection".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A receipt with the text: Bill. Dine In. Server: Jessica A. Tab: Bill. 1 Pina Colada "Extra Creamy" Idfk. That's just what he said he wanted. I guess add whip before you blend. Idfk. I hate it here.
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  • ✨Jassy✨
    1 year ago
    A person wearing a white hat and blue glasses is in the foreground of the image, looking at the camera with a serious face. Behind them is a snowy hill with people sledding and snowboarding. The text above reads, "Nobody even said thank you."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A selfie of a dark-skinned man wearing white goggles and a white head covering. He looks annoyed. In the background, several people are scattered around a snowy hill, some on sleds, and one man is kneeling to strap in a snowboard.
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  • Nintendo Fan
    1 year ago
    Two images show a dad holding a baby. The text says "Mom said 'NO' So I asked dad and he said 'YES'".
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  • RealBoat
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a Reddit post in the r/future subreddit. The post title reads 'Homie said Future new tape is mid - ended up fucking his bitch'. The post text details how the author took revenge on a friend by sleeping with the friend's girlfriend after the friend called Future's new album 'mid'. The author states they don't feel bad about it.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    I thought it said holo..

    The image shows a split meme format. The top left image has a man taking off his glasses. The top right image shows a pile of dead bodies in a concentration camp. The bottom left is the same man putting on glasses and the bottom right image is a logo with the word HOLLISTER.
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  • Willy b
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a social media post on a dark background. The top half shows a news broadcast split-screen featuring Tucker Carlson on the left and David Daleiden, identified as a pro-life activist, on the right. The text on the news image mentions "Kamala wanted to obstruct investigation into the sale of baby body parts." The post text below reads: "When two undercover investigators secretly taped Planned Parenthood admitting selling baby parts (a felony), Calif Attorney General prosecuted the undercover investigators, NOT Planned Parenthood. That Attorney General was Kamala Harris."
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  • big [fire] balls
    1 year ago
    An image of a platypus in its natural habitat. Text above the animal reads "They said I could be anything" and text below it reads "so I became everything."
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  • big [fire] balls
    1 year ago
    The image shows a platypus at the top, with the text "On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said..." underneath. Below that is an image of a cartoon God giving a thumbs up with the text "let's see the evolutionists try and figure this one out".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A face with a serious, almost annoyed expression is in focus. The text on top reads: "How I look at the guy using the urinal next to me who just said, 'Where there's rain, there's thunder!' as he farts while pissing."
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  • Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    1 year ago
    A large, colorful beach ball, with a man standing next to it. The text below the image reads: "A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks. We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A man with a confused face and a military helmet made of a watermelon. The text on top says "EXCERCISE?" and the text on the bottom says "KAZAKHSTAN IS GETTING BOMBARDED".
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A hand holding a paper cup with the word "cark" written on it. Text on the image says: "I said my name was Marc with a 'c'..."
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  • RapBoat
    1 year ago
    Screenshot of a comment that reads: "Cole wanted a friendly fade. A slap box between homies. Kendrick showed him what's in his backpack and said "don't come to school tomorrow."
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