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Abortion

71 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."

Cookie

8 views · DADDY sus aka the king · 3 years ago

hahahahahaha

$A photo shows a gingerbread-man-like creature with a disturbing expression and a bow tie. The text above says, "Me: \"I feel like I'm forgetting about something.\" The cookies I put in the oven 4 hours ago:".$

Hand sanitizer

7 views · Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

Every god damn day

The image shows the text "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" above a picture of Elmo engulfed in flames.

Boyfriend

15 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A blue wire cage with colorful plastic tunnels and accessories, against a white background. Text overlay reads "if i had a boyfriend i'd put him in here."

Hamster

19 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A meme with the text "Me: puts my hoodie in to wash. My hamster sleeping in it:", displayed above an image of a man's face that is distorted and green.

Hand sanitizer

5 views · shaylie lol · 2 years ago

The image shows a red Elmo character surrounded by flames. Above Elmo's head, there is text that reads, "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:".

Sewer

35 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A photo of two stuffed chicken breasts that look like they are about to burst, sitting on a dirty pan. The top comment says "The stuffed chicken breasts did not go as planned." Additional comments include, "Were you cooking this in the sewer," "Chernobyl fleshlight", and "Guys I found it. The two worst words to put together."

Cigarette

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a poster with the text "Cigarettes are like squirrels. They are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. NO SMOKING". There is a picture of a squirrel on the right side of the poster.

Sandwich

38 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A group of people are sitting in a circle during a therapy session. The text overlay reads "When I'm at hospitals, I put half-eaten sandwiches in coma patients' hands to give their family hope."

Male

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a screenshot of a 4chan conversation with two photos attached. The first photo shows a very simple, mostly white bedroom with a bed, a ceiling fan, and a window. The second photo shows a bedroom with a wooden nightstand next to a bed, a green lamp, a bottle of beer, and a pizza box on the nightstand. The text above the photos reads: "Do males really live like this?" The subsequent messages are "yeah although I put a cool t-rex lamp next to my bed", "that's fucking sick dude" and "based t-rex chad"

Story

60 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

Extra

2 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

hehe

A young boy with a slight smile on his face is shown. Above him in white text it says, "WHEN THE WEEDMAN," and below him, also in white text, it says "PUTS IN A LITTLE EXTRA."

Childhood

2 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

I did all this

A Minion is standing in front of text that reads: When I Was Younger... - I put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost them. - I slept with all my stuffed animals so none got offended. - I restarted the video game when I knew I was going to lose. - I poured soda into the cap and pretended I was taking shots. Can You Relate?

Satan

Wade · 2 years ago

An old painting shows two figures. One is a light-skinned man with long, dark hair and a beard, who is looking down. The other is a red-skinned, horned demon whispering something into the first man's ear. Above them, the text says, "And then Satan said:" and next to the demon's face, the text says "Put the alphabet into math."

Face

3 views · shaylie lol · 1 year ago

The image shows Shrek looking annoyed. The text above him reads: "when i put '???' in a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone."

Cat

8 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A cat is looking through a window or doorway. The text says: "Cat put in timeout for freeing other shelter cats".

Toddler

6 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A tweet that reads: "My friend's toddler babbled 'don't forget to subscribe' as he was put to bed. Kid watches so much YouTube he thought it means 'goodbye'", superimposed on an image of a man's face.

DM

3 views · Why should you care · 1 year ago

Perfect

The image shows a four-panel meme with a character from Disney's "The Emperor's New Groove" labeled "The DM" in each panel. The first panel says, "They befriended a random Kobold." The second panel says, "They're letting it do all their dirty work." The third panel says, "What if I make the Kobold really cute?" The fourth panel says, "Make it warm up to one of the more friendlier characters." Then, "Then purposely put him into harm's way so the party kills him by accident," and finally, "Oh yeah. It's all coming together."

Tool

1 view · Cricket Green · 2 years ago

A two-panel image with a cartoon man. In the top panel, the man is smiling and points to an empty display stand. Text reads: "This is where I would put my mod wrench." In the second panel, the same man is frowning and upset. The text reads: "If only I had one."

Poop

kate✨ · 1 year ago

A confused cat is looking at the camera. The text says: "My cat confused why I'm stealing his poop, putting it in a bag and taking it into another room."

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