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Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A cast iron skillet in a dishwasher with yellow and blue bowls. The text overlay reads: "I want to make some strangers on the internet unreasonably mad today, but first I need to put my cast iron skillet in the dishwasher."
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  • Virus

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a tweet warning people not to click a link that supposedly leads to LeBron James nudes, because it's a virus that turns on caps lock.
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  • Poop

    kate✨ · 2 years ago
  • A confused cat is looking at the camera. The text says: "My cat confused why I'm stealing his poop, putting it in a bag and taking it into another room."
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  • Prank

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A hand holds a clear, translucent polymer ball over a body of water, demonstrating its near-invisibility when submerged. Below the image, a text conversation on Tumblr describes a prank idea: first, putting invisible polymer balls in a bath to scare someone, and second, escalating the idea significantly to hiding large, shaped figures in every swimming pool in America.
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  • Tool

    Cricket Green · 2 years ago
  • A two-panel image with a cartoon man. In the top panel, the man is smiling and points to an empty display stand. Text reads: "This is where I would put my mod wrench." In the second panel, the same man is frowning and upset. The text reads: "If only I had one."
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  • Toddler

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A tweet that reads: "My friend's toddler babbled 'don't forget to subscribe' as he was put to bed. Kid watches so much YouTube he thought it means 'goodbye'", superimposed on an image of a man's face.
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  • Album

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a Twitter conversation. The initial tweet from @OvOBrezzzy expresses extreme positive sentiment about a new Drake and 21 Savage album using vulgar and sexual language: 'Drake and 21 put both of they meat in my ears and nutted at once with this new album 🤤🤤🤤🔥🔥🔥'. A user named peazy replies, criticizing the phrasing with 'just say the album good nigga wtf', accompanied by a reaction image of a character looking disgusted from an animated movie.
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  • DM

    Why should you care · 1 year ago
  • Perfect

    The image shows a four-panel meme with a character from Disney's "The Emperor's New Groove" labeled "The DM" in each panel. The first panel says, "They befriended a random Kobold." The second panel says, "They're letting it do all their dirty work." The third panel says, "What if I make the Kobold really cute?" The fourth panel says, "Make it warm up to one of the more friendlier characters." Then, "Then purposely put him into harm's way so the party kills him by accident," and finally, "Oh yeah. It's all coming together."
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  • Picture

    Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago
  • An AI-generated image of a smiling young man with Down syndrome wearing a white and gold ornate ballet costume. He is posed artistically in outer space with a large moon and colorful nebulae behind him. The text overlay reads: "The picture bro wants to put on our slideshow worth 50% of our grade".
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  • Dog

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image is a four panel comic. In the first panel, a woman is looking at a dog with speech bubbles coming from both of them. The woman says "The neighbour tells me you are chasing people on a bicycle..." and the dog says "I can put my dick in my ass." Below, the text says, "He can put his dick in his ass" next to an image of Snoopy doing a dance. The next panel has a warthog image with the text "A based dog alert!" Finally, the last panel is a picture of Morgan Freeman with the text, "He's right you know."
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  • Jeep

    Chriss · 2 years ago
  • Jesus put the forgis on the jeep

    The image shows two separate scenes. The top scene shows an illustration of Jesus with long brown hair and a light pink robe, holding a book and looking to the side. Behind him are blurred figures, suggesting a crowd. The bottom scene features two cartoon characters, one a shirtless man with dark hair and the other a man in a hat and suit, looking shocked next to a black statue of a woman. These scenes are presented as two separate frames within the same image.
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  • Boyfriend

    ur momy · 3 years ago
  • alex

    The image is a three panel collage of a young woman with long dark hair. The first panel is a close-up of her face looking sad with a single tear. The second panel shows her looking upward with a finger pulling her eyelid down. The third panel shows her smiling directly at the camera. The text above the image reads: "When he cute, loyal, texts back in 2 seconds, likes the same music as u, and puts up with ur mood swings and attitude."
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  • WiFi

    Toast ツ · 2 years ago
  • The image is a sign from Rocky Hill High School with the school's paw print logo at the top. The text explains that students have been using the school's WiFi to access beastiality websites, that the school loves their mascot but "not in that way", and warns that 32% of students have accessed this kind of content. Searches for "Judy Hops" and "Animal Crossing" will now be blocked. It ends with a warning that students will meet with counselors and parents if this content is found on their Chromebook.
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  • Dick

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A meme shows the back of a car with a window sticker featuring a large stick figure family, accompanied by the text "Just put the dick down."
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  • Put

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • 1) buy a lobster
[deleted] by
My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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14
1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident
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  • Hand sanitizer

    Cupツ · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a text that reads: "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" below this text we see Elmo in flames with a very shocked expression.
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  • Chip

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A meme featuring a menacing skeleton with glowing eyes next to a bag of Lay's Salt & Vinegar chips. The text reads, "The government is trying to put chips in people??? I hope I get Lay's Salt & Vinegar."
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  • Cigarette

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a cartoon landscape with many reddish, tree-like plants. On top of the image are the words "Man if only I had a place to put out my cigarette." followed by "My daughter's forehead:"
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  • Ring

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a text overlay stating, "ME POSTING 'RINGS OF POWER IS BETTER THAN THE TRILOGY,' THEN PUTTING MY PHONE ON VIBRATE AND STICKING IT UP MY ASS." Below the text is a close-up shot of Frodo Baggins from Lord of the Rings, looking up with his eyes rolled back, as if in discomfort or ecstasy.
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  • Phone

    MEME LORD · 1 year ago
  • A dark, stylized CGI character with pale skin, dark hair, and glowing green eyes looks intensely at the viewer. The text overlaid on the image reads, 'When bro calls me so I put my phone in vibration mode and shove it up my ass.'
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