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Deodorant

Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

A meme featuring actor Rami Malek, as the character Elliot Alderson from Mr. Robot, wearing a black hoodie and looking off to the side with a slight, confident smirk. The text above reads: "When someone says it stinks but you genuinely got a crisp 30 mins left on tha 72 hour deodorant so you know it ain't you".

Minecraft

Willy b · 6 months ago

The image is split vertically. On the left side, four inventory slots from the video game Minecraft display pixelated items: a wooden bow with an arrow, a diamond chest plate, diamond leggings, and diamond boots. On the right side, a character resembling a Spartan from the video game Halo, clad in blue and silver armor, appears to be absorbing or emitting blue electrical energy. Another character in red armor is partially visible to the left of the blue Spartan. In the bottom right corner, text reads '@j.verderame_ From TikTok comment'.

Alligator

Anonymous prankster /\ _ /\ · 7 months ago

no! I will protect jerry!

A small, chubby, light-colored alligator or crocodile figure is sitting up, wearing a gray fedora hat and holding a silver revolver against its chest. The text "pinterest.co.uk" and "@c/good" are visible in the bottom right corner.

Fish

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A white sign with black text on a dark post. The top of the image has text "Ocean's closed for business". The sign itself has a large bold heading "Please do not fuck the fish" and lists bullet points: "It can make them sick", "They may bite you", "It changes their behaviour", and "There's plenty of squirrels in the forest if you really need a fleshlight". Below the bullet points, it says "Please help protect the fish and keep the marine reserve natural". At the very bottom, it reads "Department of Conservation Te Papa Atawhai". On the left side of the sign, there's a small graphic of a hand holding a fish with a prohibition symbol over it, and text "yeetbob.yeetpants" vertically along the edge.

Rabbit

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

An illustration of Winnie the Pooh, depicted in a serious and somewhat menacing manner, with a pensive expression, sitting in what appears to be a dark pool or bath. A dark, thin object, possibly a hookah, is visible next to him. The background is dark with horizontal stripes, giving a dramatic, almost crime-boss-like ambiance. Text above reads: 'rabbit has failed to protect honey production. he will be reassigned. tame the hundred acre wood, tigger. free the honey. i'll make you christopher robin's best friend'.

Son

COBSON · 1 year ago

A multi-panel meme. The top panel, enclosed in a thought bubble, is a cartoon showing four figures. The first has a trans flag for a head and is smiling. The second is a simple figure with a neutral expression and crossed arms. The third and fourth figures have trans flags for skin/clothing patterns; one is a person in a jacket, the other in a tank top. The third figure is saying "Protect trans kids". The top panel has the text "Tameo" and an unreadable symbol in the corner. Below the thought bubble, the bottom panel shows two figures on the left: a wojak character with glasses and a character with sunglasses and a beard, looking right. On the right, two grotesque, heavily made-up figures are depicted. One has blue hair and is crying with smudged makeup. The other has purple hair, pale cracked skin, and large eyes. The text below the characters on the left says "Why are you looking at my son like that? I'm gonna call the cops."

Turtle

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A painting depicts a large turtle standing on a beach with a shotgun. In the foreground, numerous baby turtles are making their way to the ocean. In the background, two pelicans are standing on a rock formation.

Freedom

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A text document screenshot with a paragraph about knowing fundamental rights and making informed voting decisions. Highlighted in yellow is "Even with the margin of error being 9 percent average, which is still significant." A suggestion box from Grammarly is on the right saying "One obvious solution to this problem is Iwyluwxzdlvq more civics courses in schools and wxtloj it a graduation requirement for high school students."

Child

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A close-up of a yellow sponge with a worried expression. Above it, a text overlay reads, "Arizonans watching their child burn to a crisp after forgetting to cover them in SPF 5,000 sunscreen."

Number

Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments

The image shows four panels with different ducks. The first panel features a duck with a stern look called "Dug." The second panel has a white duck called "Polar Duck." The third panel shows three ducks in trench coats and hats called "The Quack Troop." The last panel is a close-up of a duck's head called "Big Quack." Above the panels, it says, "One will protect you, the rest will attack you, choose wisely."

Tank

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image presents a comparison between a "Girlfriend" and a "Leopard 2 A7 Tank". The "Girlfriend" side lists negatives such as "Can't fire missiles", "Never protects you", "Minds if you roam with other girls", and "Breaks up with you". The "Leopard 2 A7 Tank" side lists positives like "Can fire missiles", "Has a bulletproof outer shell", "Doesn't mind if you use other tanks", and "Virtually impossible to break."

Wife

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A cartoon image of Goku doing push-ups on a red floor in a white room. The text on top says: "Me training so my wife doesn't have to take weak punches."

Bullet

Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago

The image shows a gun firing a bullet. Next to it, there's a man wearing a bullet as clothing with the text "Why not wear a JACKET PROOF BULLET?" above the man.

Werewolf

Anonymous · 1 year ago

In a digitally created image, a tall werewolf figure with a sword and shield stands in front of a storm with the text: "stay behind me kitten... it's gonna get wild."

Foot

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A three-panel comic shows a slipper with a worried expression saying, "I'm not so sure about this foot-senpai..." In the second panel, a foot wearing a sock is visible with the dialogue, "Don't worry, I'm wearing protection." The final panel shows the slipper with hearts around it, looking at the socked foot.

Parent

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A woman with light hair holds a white sign that reads: "I'm glad your parents didn't use protection."

Cat

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A tabby cat lies on the floor with a rainbow-colored light beam emanating from its rear. Below the cat, a news banner reads, "BREAKING NEWS: CAT PROTECTS FAMILY FROM A LGBT. Brave cat stopped the LGBT as it entered the home."

Furry

furry memes · 2 years ago

choose one

Six furry characters are displayed with the text "Pick one to protect you and the rest will try to kill you."

Rest

Anonymous · 2 years ago

im picking meowscrada what about the rest of you

The image shows a meme where the viewer is asked to choose a character to protect them from the others, who will try to kill them. The characters are Loona from "Helluva Boss", Meowscarada from "Pokemon", Roxanne Wolf from "Five Nights at Freddy's", a dark latex creature from "Changed", the lamb from "Cult of the Lamb", and a white furry creature.

Beer

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a blurred scene of two figures fighting. The text overlay reads: "Me fighting off Child Protective Services from taking away my beer getting machine."

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