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Armor

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A photo of a soldier wearing a ton of yellow, wheel-like objects. The caption reads: "You see, Vladimir, when wear armor like mine, enemy will never be of shoot you for fear of explode city bloc".

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Rug

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a black doormat with white text that reads, "it's MY home, God gave me the right to make it a tomb for federal agents or thieves", and below the text is a cartoonish drawing of a person. Above the doormat is a text that reads, "The rug I ordered 6 months ago finally came in lmao."

Family

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a tweet from user @blockeveryacct that reads "maryland has fallen" above a screenshot of a public safety alert for Thanksgiving. The alert urges people to wear a mask, social distance, get tested and remember Maryland.

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Watermelon

Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows a scarecrow dressed in a white robe and hood, similar to what members of the KKK would wear. The scarecrow stands in a field of watermelons. The text reads 'How to protect your watermelon farm.'

House

Anonymous · 2 years ago

My dream tbh

The image shows a black firearm with an attached horn. The text says "Imagine breaking into my house and hearing honk honk before getting smoked."

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long-term

Wade · 2 years ago

Don’t think, just do, live in the now, don’t care about the future, yeeeeee

The image shows a cartoon character with a shocked expression sitting in a blue chair with his finger pointed. The text above the character reads: "When she asks if you brought protection:". Below the cartoon, the text states: "How dare you make me consider the long term!"

Size

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Meme for today

The image shows a package of "Pee-Pee Pads" for puppies and dogs. The text on the package reads "ONE SIZE FITS ALL PUPPIES & DOGS. 12 Hour Guaranteed Protection Day or All Night. Pee-Pee Pads."

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Watermelon

hayden💯💯💯 · 3 years ago

thanks for the information

The image shows a scarecrow dressed in a white robe and pointed hood standing in a field of watermelons. The text above the image says, "How to protect your watermelon farm".

Girlfriend

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

A side-by-side comparison of a girlfriend and a Keetongu figure, listing their attributes in table form. The girlfriend is described as being pretty but not always, knows makeup, will choose a bad boy, can break your heart, forces you to choose between her and friend, and is a weak fighter that needs protection. Keetongu is described as beautiful, with a symmetric shape, knows every kind of poison, will distinguish good and evil, will always protect with an absorbing shield, will help you save your friend, and can crush Sidorak with his bare hands.

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Knight

Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows eight characters from Hollow Knight, each with a short description of their personality. The characters are "knight", "git gud", "corn", "cloth", "(s)quirrell", "tissue", "zote THE MIGHTY", and "mr mushroom".

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