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Slang

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

bro didnt even get the words right

An image shows Explain Bear explaining the meaning of "icl ts pmo". It means:
ICL: I am dead
TS: That sucks
PMO: Put me on.

Equation

17 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

the bear was difficult on this one

The image shows a math equation, 7^(3x+4) = 49^(2x+1), followed by text that says the equation is a sneaky way to write the word "sex" because seven ate nine.

Fire

4 views · DIANEE · 1 year ago

The image is a meme with a split panel. The left side shows a fierce red dragon exhaling fire, with the text "AN ANCIENT BEING CAPABLE OF FLYING AND BREATHING FIRE." The right side shows a red 20-sided die, with the text "ONE CRITICAL BOI." Above both panels, it reads "WHO WOULD WIN?"

Keeper

BellaTrix · 2 years ago

A group of people in sports uniforms, with one in the middle wearing a helmet and additional padding. The text overlay reads "IF YOUR BOYFRIEND DRESSES LIKE THIS, HE'S PROBABLY A KEEPER".

Bio

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man with glasses sits at a chessboard. The text says, "How mfs with 'you're probably here because I offended you' in their bio feel."

Constitution

9 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a quote from Abraham Lincoln stating that the people should overthrow those who pervert the Constitution. Below the quote, there are comments about Abraham Lincoln and a discussion about the ability to pull buttcheeks apart and back together without using hands. The comment section shows usernames and time stamps.

Equation

2 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a meme with the text "statisticians be like" at the top, followed by three graphics: a bell curve chart, a probability mass function graph with three curves, and a statistical formula. Underneath the graphics, the text continues with "yeah this may or may not happen idk."

Confession

36 views · Shitpost master-general · 2 months ago

A screenshot of a Twitter thread. The original post states, "if i had a dick i'd stack donuts on it". The reply begins by participating in the crude joke, saying, "Yeah I probably get 2 or 3 donuts ahaha," before abruptly transitioning into a detailed murder confession, providing the location (Sam Houston National Park 30.535993, -95.645309), depth (7.3 feet), and the victim's name and age (Josef Kalic, 34 years old), and the date of the crime (2006).

Dice

DoubleDownCheeks · 2 years ago

Ez

The image shows six different dice, each displaying the number 1. They are various shapes and colors. The total at the bottom right says '6'.

Kid

73 views · RapBoat · 1 year ago

A Reddit post shows someone sharing an anecdote about kids singing the song "They Not Like Us" and other inappropriate lyrics on the playground. The poster finds the situation funny and reflects on the exposure of children to adult content.

Picture

14 views · Thoughtless · 1 year ago

A couple is lying in bed. The text on top reads: "Her: He's probably thinking about other women..." Underneath is written "Him: Who the hell is taking pictures of me and my wife in bed."

Chip

Cupツ · 1 year ago

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On the left, a screenshot of a social media post showing a question "How much is $2 chips?", followed by a comment: "It probably takes you an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes". On the right, a man looks confused.

United States

118 views · Anonymous · 18 days ago

A four-panel comic strip where two men have flags covering their faces. One man has the United States flag and the other has the European Union flag. In the first panel, the US man thinks, "MAN I WISH I WAS MORE LIKE THAT GUY" while looking at the EU man. In the second, the US man walks away thinking, "BUT HE PROBABLY WISHES HE WAS MORE LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE TOO". In the third, the US man looks happy and thinks, "HOLY SHIT I'M GLAD I'M ME". In the final panel, the EU man is walking away in the opposite direction thinking, "I'M ESPECIALLY GLAD I'M NOT THAT GUY".

Bullet

305 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.

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