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Alphabet

Chri5 · 3 years ago

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A man in a suit is sitting in front of a game show set. On the screen behind him is a multiple choice question. The question asks: "Which is the first letter of the alphabet?" The answers are A: C, B: D, C: A, D: B. Text below the image reads: WHEN SOMEONE Doesn't want you to win.

Car theft

tabs1528 · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Google search with the text "white people stole my car" in the search bar. Below the search bar, Google suggests, "Did you mean: black people stole my car."

Pornhub

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a screenshot from Pornhub with a 'Flag This Video' dialog box open. The options are listed as 'Inappropriate content', 'Underage', 'Video does not play', 'Spam or misleading', and 'Other'. The 'Other' option is selected and the text box for the reason says 'Nudity and Sexual content'. Underneath this, there are three wolves, with two looking nonchalant labeled as "Pornhub employees", and one looking excited, labeled "Me".

Client

Daddy Cock · 3 years ago

Shorse

A white horse with a shark head is shown in the middle of the frame. Above the horse, the text reads "SHORSE". The text "When the client wants to combine options 1 and 2" is written in the top part of the image. The text "IG: @theincubentagency" is written in the bottom part of the image.

Gorilla

Thoughtless · 2 years ago

experiment

The post is a text-based message with several paragraphs detailing a hypothetical scenario involving gorillas and drugs in a shopping mall.

Insurance

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image displays a screenshot from a video game featuring a menu with three options: "Give Up", "Try Again", and "Call Luigi". Text overlayed on the image reads: "POV: your insurance claim was denied by United Healthcare". Luigi is visible in the upper right corner of the image.

Name

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Text overlayed on an image of a body of water with a ladder leading into it. The text lists new ways to shorten names. The list is: New options to shorten names: Jennifer: Niffer. Elizabeth: Zabe. Timothy: Moth. Christopher: Stop. Hannah: Nah. Brooklyn: Ookly. Leonardo: Nard. Penelope: Ope. Brandon: Rando. Theodore: Hodor. Jonathan: Onath. Cassandra: Ass. Matthew: Thew. Kimberly: Erl.

Crush

Swf · 1 year ago

A note asking Katie to go to prom with options "yes" or "definitely yes", followed by a video of three dancing skeletons. The text on the video says "Katie didn't hold back".

Self-defense

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The CONSTITUTION is not optional.

The image features a news headline stating, 'Czech government tells its citizens how to fight terrorists: Shoot them yourselves.' Below the headline, several handguns are displayed. The bottom part shows a character holding a pistol from a video game with the text 'we can't expect God to do all the work.'

Client

Iluvhampsters :3 · 2 years ago

A photo of a shorse, a creature with the head of a shark and the body of a horse. The text above reads, "When the client wants to combine options 1 and 2." Below the image, it says "SHORSE". There's also the text "IG: @theuncountableagency" at the bottom of the image.

Million

RealBoat · 1 year ago

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Food

Lil’ bro · 1 year ago

The image shows a collage of four disgusting food items from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants, with the text "You lost a dare, and now you have to eat one of these 4 foods, which one are you choosing?"

Agent

Wade · 2 years ago

This is real, sorta

A movie poster style image with Arnold Schwarzenegger front and center, looking serious. He's in a red State Farm polo shirt. Behind him are people. At the bottom, a family, and another State Farm agent rescuing a girl from an explosion. The text says "SCHWARZENEGGER" at the top, "AGENT STATE FARM" in the middle, and "WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED A GOOD NEIGHBOR, HE WAS THERE." plus additional small print.

Parent

𝓖𝓱𝓸𝓹𝓮𝓻 · 3 years ago

Happens to me

Two hands are offering a red and a blue pill, respectively. The text above the hands says "ASIAN PARENTS". The text below the red pill says "ENGINEER", and the text below the blue pill says "DOCTOR".

Cigarette

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a cartoon landscape with many reddish, tree-like plants. On top of the image are the words "Man if only I had a place to put out my cigarette." followed by "My daughter's forehead:"

Online comment

RapBoat · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a dark-themed YouTube comment section. The main content is a lengthy comment from a user named "IvanLubin" which starts with "IQ?" and discusses the high IQ supposedly needed to understand Playboi Carti's music, referencing theoretical physics, nihilism, and Russian literature. It calls those who dislike Carti "idiots." The comment then shifts to praising Kanye West's album "DONDA" as a "cultural reset," followed by a comparison of choosing "Dinner with Jay Z" over $500,000 for financial success. The comment abruptly ends with a bizarre, explicit, and disturbing fantasy about wanting to have a baby with "Travis," describing the birth process in graphic detail. A red circle highlights the last few lines of the comment, which detail the desire to have a baby.

Dog

Shitpost master-general · 11 months ago

An old, black and tan dachshund dog with its tongue out is looking eagerly at two lime green sticky notes held by a human hand. The left note says "Get blown up" and the right note says "Get a treat!".

Game

Thoroughsum1767 · 2 years ago

Im the best at tetris

A screenshot of a game of Twitch Tetris. The game displays a message "Good game! Better luck next time. Your score was 100". The controls are displayed with Move Block A, D; Soft Drop S; Rotate W, E; Save Piece Shift; Hard Drop Space; Pause Esc.

Woman

Royal · 5 months ago

Four women wearing white hard hats, white long-sleeved shirts, and dark pants stand on a grassy outdoor area, intently looking at a large rolled-out blueprint they are holding. Below them, a close-up shows the blueprint they are examining. It's a detailed technical drawing for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The blueprint includes 'VIEW A: UNASSEMBLED SANDWICH' with two bread slices, one with peanut butter and the other with jelly, and 'VIEW B: ASSEMBLED SANDWICH'. There are also 'TOP VIEW' and 'SECTION A-A' diagrams, along with specific instructions in the 'NOTES' section, such as 'ALL MATERIALS TO BE CONSUMED', 'PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY TO BE APPLIED LIBERALLY', and 'CRUST OPTIONAL. REMOVE CRUST AFTER ASSEMBLY FOR OPTIMUM PERFORMANCE'. The drawing is titled 'SANDWICH, PEANUT BUTTER & JELLY'.

Girlfriend

Anonymous · 2 years ago

An anime girl in a maid outfit is shown next to the text "Girlfriend required. Requisites: Being female (optional)."

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