Misunderstanding

Misunderstanding memes

Sub

The sub told my friends to stop throwing the shoe 👟….. it was a dog stuffed animal 🧸

A close-up, slightly distorted image of a chicken's face staring directly at the camera, with trees and a sky visible in the blurry background.

Jokes

Robbery

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

Parent

When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.

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  • Glue stick

    The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.