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Heroin Monkey
6 days ago
A screenshot of a Duolingo language learning exercise. On the left is a cartoon man with a blue turban and a large black beard. The instruction at the top says 'NEW WORD' and 'Translate this sentence'. The Japanese sentence to be translated is '大統領はもうけることばかり考える男だ。'. Below it, the correct English translation is formed with word bubbles: 'The president is a man who only thinks about making money'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    12 days ago
    A man with a short, dark mustache and hair parted to the side, resembling Adolf Hitler, is sitting at a table in a cafe, resting his chin on his hand. Across from him, a smiling blonde woman looks towards him. Another person is partially visible behind the man. The text above them reads, "Ts couple looks so happy" accompanied by two smiling face emojis and a peace sign emoji.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    12 days ago
    A diagram illustrating reasons why dating is supposedly hard for men. On the left, six pink female stick figures are shown. On the right, five blue male stick figures. Arrows point from all six female figures towards the top male figure, who is labeled "A man who takes a shower everyday, exercises himself and focuses on self-improvement." Below this figure, in descending order, are other male figures labeled: "Misogynist", "Tate fan", "Serbian ultranationalist", "Albanian crypto scammer", and "Romanian." The overall post title from the user is "Men are staying single because..." and the diagram title is "Why dating is hard for guys?".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    12 days ago
    A screenshot of the FL Studio interface, which is a dark gray grid. On this grid, a graph is plotted using bright green rectangular blocks, forming a Cartesian coordinate system with X and Y axes. The mathematical function F(x)=x is plotted as a diagonal line through the origin, also made of green blocks. The text "F(x)=x" is spelled out in green blocks to the left of the Y-axis. At the top, a caption reads, "man plotting graphics in fl studio is too hard 😭".
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  • Lil’ bro
    15 days ago
    A man with dark hair, an undercut, and headphones, wearing a purple t-shirt. He is looking at the viewer and making a heart shape with his hands. To his right, the text 'don't Svbau' is written in a stylized font, next to a partially visible red and white striped candy cane heart. The background is a blurry outdoor scene, possibly wintery.
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  • Shitpost master-general
    17 days ago
    A screenshot of a tweet by Jared Taylor, @RealJarTaylor, on X.com. The tweet states, "Black boys from households that make $700,000 a year go to prison at the same rate as white boys from households that make $36,000 a year." Below this, it adds, "AND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE BECAUSE OF SYSTEMIC RACISM !! The Left does great research for us." Underneath the text, there is a graph titled "THE UPSHOT: Extensive Data Shows Punishing Reach of Racism for Black Boys," which illustrates the "Share of the men incarcerated on April 1, 2010." The graph plots incarceration rates against parental household income, showing a blue line for "Black men" and a yellow line for "White men." An annotation within the graph reads, "The sons of black families from the top 1 percent had about the same chance of being incarcerated on a given day as the sons of white families earning $36,000." Points on the graph are labeled "Families making $36,000 per year" and "Families in the top 1 percent," indicating a "Same Incarceration rate."
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  • Shitpost master-general
    18 days ago
    A distorted, unsettling image of a man in a suit with large, bulging eyes, a rocket visible in the background, and the text "HE FUCKED THE ROCKET" in red, pixelated letters. The image has a glitchy, analog horror aesthetic. Below this image, a tweet from "Starships Forward Flaps" asks, "can someone make nasa analogue horror".
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  • Shitpost master-general
    25 days ago
    A tall, blonde woman in black armor, Sergeant Calhoun, is looking down with a smirk at a small, young man in a blue uniform and cap, Fix-It Felix Jr., who looks confused. The text above them reads, "Sooo you're forklift certified huh?"
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  • Swf
    25 days ago
    A painting of Joseph Stalin in a military uniform is on the left. On the right, text reads: "When I said I support equal voting rights, I meant men shouldn't vote either." - Stalin
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A black and white image features Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in a dark, textured suit, looking directly forward with a serious expression. Overlayed text in yellow reads "HOW TO BECOME A TOP 1% MAN", followed by a bulleted list of absurd advice in white, pink, and green. The list includes: "ONLY P*RN", "10L WATER", "WORKOUT (NO BREAKS) - 3X ARM DAY - 2X LEG DAY - 4X BUTTHOLE DAY", "READ BOOKS", "READ BOOKS AGAIN", "ASSEMBLE UNCLES", "300X DAIRY INTAKE", "12 HOURS GRINDING", "ABSORB DETROIT". A small username "@entopranure" is visible at the top.
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    Shitpost master-general
    1 month ago
    A meme featuring two classical paintings side-by-side. On the left, an old man in a dark robe and cap holds up a small glass of amber liquid, examining it with a pleased expression. On the right, the same man sips the liquid from the glass, looking very content and amused. The text above reads, "the doctor after i pee in that little cup".
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  • Willy b
    1 month ago
    A two-panel image featuring Captain Kirk and a woman. In the top panel, the woman, looking distressed, says, "My father is mad you took my virginity." Captain Kirk is partially visible in the background, wearing a yellow shirt with "Captain Kink Man Myth Legend" written on it. In the bottom panel, Captain Kirk, with a smirk, looks at the woman and says, "Tell him it won't happen again." The woman looks somber beside him. The image includes a 'CocoFun' watermark.
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  • Lil’ bro
    1 month ago
    A man with a mustache is laughing hysterically with one arm raised as if to strike, standing behind a distressed woman who is covering her ears and cringing. The text 'bap me up' is overlaid on the bottom of the image.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A meme featuring a top panel with white text on a black background and a bottom panel showing a fantasy-like figure with wings in a dramatic pose. The text reads: 'Man, I wish there was a way to smell like shit, feel like shit, cover my entire house in tar, waste thousands of dollars, hurt everyone around me, and slowly kill myself. Cigarettes:' The bottom image depicts a character with wings, possibly an angel or a fantasy hero, illuminated from above.
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  • Creed (shit isnt availabe)
    1 month ago
    A four-panel Wojak vs. Chad meme. The top half is labeled "Americans" and shows two crying Wojak characters. The left Wojak says "nooooo, our founding fathers were racist!!!", and the right Wojak responds "nooooo, they were great men by the standard of their time!!!". The bottom half is labeled "Europeans" and shows two Chad characters. The left Chad says "Our rulers were racist.", and the right Chad calmly responds "Yes."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A tweet from user @papiko_114514 on a dark background. The tweet reads: "It's unfair how easy it is for men to diet 😡😡. Masturbate ↓ About 2g of semen come out ↓ Masturbate 500 times per day ↓ Lose 1kg. Wouldn't you lose 10kg if you'd continue this for 10 days??? 😡😡". Below the tweet, it says "3:55 PM · 2019/02/13 · Twitter for iPhone".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    An older man with white hair smiles while pushing a shopping cart in a store. He wears a black t-shirt that says 'I love GOONING' with a red heart symbol made of two shaking hands. Text overlaid on the image reads: 'My guy can not be wearing ts in public 😭'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    A blonde man with a thoughtful expression rests his chin on his hand, looking slightly to the side. He is superimposed over a fantastical landscape featuring large pyramid-like structures, a celestial figure with wings in the sky, a rising sun, and what appears to be an aurora borealis. Text at the top reads: "Hello internet, welcome to race theory."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    A man wearing glasses and a plaid shirt stands next to a red barbecue grill, holding a can. He is wearing a blue apron that says 'DON'T ASK ME FOR THE SECRET FAMILY RECIPE'. To his right, a golden retriever dog sits on the floor, also wearing a blue apron. The dog's apron says 'I SAW THE FACE OF GOD AND IT WAS WEEPING'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    An ancient Chinese terracotta warrior statue is shown against a black background. To the left, white text reads: "Anyone can piss on the floor, it takes a real man to shit on the ceiling." Below this, smaller text attributes the quote to "- Sun Tzu, The Art of War".
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