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Heroin Monkey

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a mother and daughter are at a bus stop and the daughter says, "Mommy that man bald!". In the second panel, the mother asks the bald man, "Why you bald?" and the man replies, "Hair loss." In the third panel, the daughter laughs and says, "Haha he said loss." In the fourth panel, the man's response is an image of a miscarriage, referencing the meme "Loss."

Face mc shooty

A still from a film with a man looking slightly perplexed above the text "When she wants me to open up but I already told her my full name and favorite color."

Heroin Monkey

A photo shows the soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo running with a soccer ball. An arrow points to his knee socks, next to which is a picture of black thigh-high socks with white stripes.

Heroin Monkey

A person stands at a fork in the road. The left path is dark and leads to a factory emitting smoke, labeled "ducation." The right path is bright with greenery and a rainbow, labeled "erectile dysfunction."

A Star Wars Fan

The image consists of two black-and-white illustrations of men wearing tuxedos. The left panel is captioned, "How you think you look when a flashlight is taken." The right panel is captioned, "How you really look."

Heroin Monkey

A still from a video shows three men. In the center, a large man in a red jersey walks forward, barefoot. To the left, a slender man in a black t-shirt with pink slides throws his hands up in the air. To the right, a man in a grey t-shirt and durag looks to the side with his mouth open. Superimposed over the center of the frame is a wall of text: "icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm lmao, bt ts pyo 2 js lmk lol onb fr nty b fr rn lk br".

Bismarck

A cartoon drawing shows a man talking to an actress. The man wears a green flower-patterned shirt, orange shorts, and a camera around his neck. The blonde actress sits in a director's chair under a red umbrella. She wears a short white dress and sunglasses. The background shows a film set with the 'Hollywood' sign in the distance. The text reads: "Special effects, sweetie!"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows Vin Diesel with a finger to his lips above the cover art for "Hello Kitty Island Adventure" and the text "A real man never speaks ill of..."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A man stands in front of two American flags holding a red toy gun. He is wearing a black shirt that says "I (heart) Haunted Mound". The photo is cropped to show a red circle highlighting a Spongebob Squarepants plushie sitting on a bed.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A meme featuring a couple lying in bed. The woman is thinking that her partner is clueless about her infidelity with his best friend. The man wonders why she tastes like Steve's dick.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

The image shows a list of 'Best Insults To Use In Fight' next to the picture of an ice cream cone. The list includes insults like "doodoohead", "nerd", "dingus", "you stink", and "where are you from, loser? Are you from losertown because you're a loser (please only use this if you want to mentally destroy your opponent)", and "Diaper Man".

MATTIX

A black and white photograph of a vintage car with the text "There really was a time when men drove in peace."

Heroin Monkey

A three-panel comic. In the first panel, a stick figure is getting hit in the head. The second panel shows a guy with black hair telling the stick figure: "That's gonna leave a-". The third panel shows a man with brown hair and brown eyes with a speech bubble that says: "Leave a what?"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a split-screen. On the left, a man is being arrested by two police officers. On the right, there is a collapsed parking garage with cars scattered among the debris. The text overlay at the top reads, 'New York man arrested in connection of parking garage collapse after giving homeless people pickaxes and telling them there was a lost crack stash'.

Heroin Monkey

A man is positioned in front of the Leaning Tower of Pisa, with his arms extended as if he's trying to push it back to a straight position.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a news headline that reads: "Prisoners 'could serve 1,000 year sentence in eight hours'" followed by the text: "Future biotechnology could be used to make prisoners feel as if they were serving a 1,000 year sentence, a team of scientists claim". Below, Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" is sitting in a chair with the text: "ah sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension" above him.

Anonymous

A split image. The top shows a hand about to press the 'love' reaction on a Facebook post. The bottom shows a man with a surprised expression, wearing a black cap with a pink visor.

Caylez.cc

A close up of a man's face with wide eyes, an open mouth and his teeth showing. The image shows a person in apparent distress or shock.

Tsukuyomi

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

united kingdom

A night scene with a foggy street, houses, and cars with the text: "yall gotta stop vaping man i cant see shit out here".

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