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Anonymous

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A woman with dreadlocks and a colorful hat is shown in the image. The text on the image reads: "CLAIMS UNBORN BABIES ARE JUST PARASITES, WHICH GIVES MOTHERS THE RIGHT TO KILL THEM. DOESN'T REALIZE THAT MAKES HER AN OVERGROWN PARASITE."

✨Jassy✨

Like if you can relate and comment if you think this is funny

The image consists of two panels. The top panel shows a text saying "7 y/o me in my dad's car: Dad, I wanna turn on the light. Can I press this button?" with an image of a hand about to press a car light button. The bottom panel shows a text saying "My dad:" with an image of the character Rocket Racoon from the movie Guardians of the Galaxy saying "No!! That's the button that will kill everyone".

Wade XL

The image is a collage. The top part shows a news headline about an armed Pizza Hut employee who shot and killed a robber. Below is an image of a person with a pizza box on their head, a blood-splattered apron, and holding a pizza peel. The text says "Nobody out pizzas the hut".

Wade

A comic strip shows people dressed in Harry Potter costumes waiting outside a store with a sign that reads 'Midnight Sale'. The text reads 'THE PAST... "IT WAS THE EARLY 2000s. A TIME WHEN WE ALL LEARNED TO TAKE PRECAUTIONS AGAINST SPOILERS." I'VE AVOIDED READING NEWSPAPERS AND EVEN LOGGED OFF OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB TO MAKE SURE THAT THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK ISN'T RUINED FOR ME. "ME TOO! I'M NOT GOING TO CHECK MY GEOCITIES PAGE UNTIL I'M THROUGH THE BOOK!" MIDNIGHT SALE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! -OOOOOOOORRRRE! NOOOOOOOO!'. In the next panels, Deadpool in a Harry Potter themed cloak spoils the book.

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The meme shows a person, The Deep, in three panels. The first panel says "If guns don't kill people, people kill people." The second panel shows the same person with the text "Does that mean: toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast." The third panel shows the same person in black and white with the text "Deep thoughts with The Deep".

Anonymous

A meme featuring a funny caption above a cat. The text reads: "Man kills himself and runs away! Literally everyone". The cat in the image looks down, as if it's done something it regrets.

I'm ¨not¨ drunk

wear sweatpants.

A pie chart titled "Things I Would Do During A Zombie Apocalypse." The largest section, colored red, represents "Get Really Excited That 'it's actually Happening!'" Other small sections include "Seek Refuge", "Get Weapons", "Raid Shops for Food", and "Make A Video Diary". Below the pie chart are the words: "THIS is what gets you killed."

Heroin Monkey

The image is split into two parts. The top part features a handwritten note that says, "If an alien came to visit, I would kill it. By Bella". Below is a black and white image of a stern-looking man with a Hello Kitty bow in his hair.

Thoughtless

experiment

The post is a text-based message with several paragraphs detailing a hypothetical scenario involving gorillas and drugs in a shopping mall.

GG Miller

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

kanade otonokoji

Pov: me at school

The image shows two pictures. The first one shows a Spongebob popsicle that is in perfect condition. The second picture shows a Spongebob popsicle that is completely destroyed. Text above it says "Kill me" and below it says "PLEASE"

Cahyani Ambara

2020:

The image is a comparison of what people thought 2020 would be like versus how it actually turned out. The top row shows optimistic scenarios like new movies, a better president than Trump, and a general feeling that things would improve after 2019. The bottom row illustrates the harsh reality of 2020 with the coronavirus, quarantine, stores closed, and racist cops killing George Floyd. The text in the image says: "What we think 2020 will be like" and "What 2020 turned out to be" . Under "What we think 2020 will be like" there are speech bubbles with the text "New movies like Scoob and the new Spongebob movie", "New MCU Phase", "A better president than Trump" and "Because 2019 was trash, 2020 has to be better!". Under "What 2020 turned out to be" there are the following speech bubbles: "Coronavirus", "Comes to America Quarantine", "Everything is closed and out of stock", and "Racist cops kill George Floyd".

EnochTyr

I feel this one on a personal level.

The image shows a dark gray wooden sign with white text that reads: "What doesn't kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor."

tabs1528

A seal is on a yellow kayak. A person is touching the seal's head. The comment says: "dont let the video fool you, seals are dangerous. i heard a group of them killed bin laden."

Bill Cipher

Lol same

The image shows a five-panel meme. The title of the meme says, "When I want to kill myself." The first panel, labeled "What my friends think I do," shows a hand reaching for pills. The second panel, labeled "What my mom thinks I do," shows a noose. The third panel, labeled "What I think I do," shows a man with a gun pointed to his head. The fourth panel, labeled "What society thinks I do," shows a razor blade held in a hand. The fifth panel, labeled "What I really do," shows a man laughing at a computer screen with the text "Ahah" and "That's a funny meme".

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

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A Google search bar shows the query "Should I kill someone, or have a cup of tea?" The "Did you mean" suggestion is "Should I kill someone, and have a cup of tea?" Below this is the text "Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you." and an image of a person sipping tea next to a British flag.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Google search result for "adolf hitler cause of death". The result states "Suicide" followed by a humorous and fictional account: "when Hitler challenged Anne Frank to a duel, he aimed and pulled the trigger, however his gun was made in America. The bullet could sense the Nazism in Hitler's finger s, and turned around in midair, screaming "Right back at ya, buckaroo" and killed Hitler."

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saddest youtube comment :(

A text-based image displaying a story in a format similar to a forum post. It starts with the user detailing an event from when they were younger where their mom and sister had gone out to get groceries, and they were doing chores. While doing chores, they watched the news and saw a report of a local woman and daughter getting killed in a car accident. They then write about finding a note from their mom telling them they could play their game console before she came back. The post ends with them mentioning she never came home.

Thoughtless

A text post that says: "We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible." Followed by two comments: "what button", and "what fucking button".

CrackedRuby_alt

TIME TO KILL FURRYS MUHAHAHAHA

A fake enhanced furry hunting license with an ID number, class, document, issue and expiration date.

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