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Overlord

2 views · Apollo · 2 years ago

Hahaha now what overlord should i kill next

A cartoon of the character, Alastor, with the text: "What is Captain Hook's favorite break-up line? It's not you; it's Smee!"

Outfit

1 view · Wade · 2 years ago

Maid Outfit

A comic panel with a character wearing a white outfit with a hood asking "YOU GONNA KILL ME, ZODIAC?" A figure in a black mask replies "KILL YOU?? HOW WOULD YOU PUT ON THE MAID OUTFIT IF I KILLED YOU?" The white character replies, "I'VE DIED BEFORE, AND... WAIT, THE WHAT?!" The masked character says "ON SECOND THOUGHT, IT MIGHT BE EASIER THAT WAY. GOOD CALL!"

Chatbot

147 views · Heroin Monkey · 28 days ago

A split screenshot of a Facebook Messenger conversation with the official Zootopia movie page. On the left, the user Ian says 'hey'. The chatbot, identified as Officer Judy Hopps, asks if he is ready to make the world a better place. Ian replies 'im ready to kill myself'. The chatbot responds 'Great! That's what we're all about here at the ZPD!'. On the right side, the chatbot has sent a long, repetitive string of messages saying 'please don't'.

Bro

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A character that looks like Vegeta from Dragonball Z wearing a suit and glasses is reading a book. Above him is the text: "Me looking at bro after choosing him to read page 174 of To Kill a Mockingbird." Behind him, there's a bookshelf with a sign that says "Silence" on it.

Food

16 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Google review by Todd, where he says the service was awful but the food was great, and the service was so bad it was entertaining. Below, another user commented, "Hey Todd, go kill yourself. Why don't you try opening..."

Family

22 views · Shit-post master general · 7 months ago

It’s so cold make it stop

A cartoon image of Squidward Tentacles from Spongebob Squarepants lying in bed, wide awake with a distressed, almost horrified expression, not peacefully sleeping. A small teddy bear is tucked in next to him. The text overlaid on the image reads: "How I sleep at night after killing the evil skin walkers who kept pretending to be my family:"

Choice

94 views · Heroin Monkey · 3 months ago

A meme on a pink background titled "YOU CAN ONLY PICK 2". It features nine colored pills (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, pink, brown, black) each with a unique superpower or trade-off listed below it. The options range from financial wealth with a yearly physical cost to specific sexual or violent abilities, and niche gaming skills.

Voldemort

1 view · BellaTrix · 2 years ago

The image shows four cartoon penguins standing side-by-side. One penguin, wearing a military-style hat, is labeled "Voldemort planning to kill Harry for the 100th time." The other three penguins are labeled "Bellatrix", "Lucius", and "Narcissa" respectively. There are candy corn scattered on the floor.

Super Bowl

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a graph showing the search trends for 'super bowl' in blue and 'how to read roman numerals' in red from 2009 to 2014. The 'super bowl' search term spikes up dramatically in 2014. The text above the graph says: "this graph kills me every time I see it". Below the graph are the years 2009-2014. There is also the text "imgflip.com" in the lower left.

Kid

271 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man with glasses and a beard looks confused in front of a black background. At the bottom of the image it says: "I don't understand why kids scream when I touch them" Next to it, it says Mikes Meme Menagerie. To the right, is a list of other videos with titles like: "Watch me blow up the world Imao", "7 dead children in my backyard", and "Is he still screaming?".

Brit

35 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A newspaper clipping with the headline "Nude Brit covered in poo fell from hotel balcony into café", followed by a news article describing a naked British tourist who fell through a café ceiling from his hotel balcony in Thailand.

Grim Reaper

2 views · Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

The image is a six-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a yellow duck stands alone, and the text reads, "There is no grim reaper." In the second panel, the same duck stands with the text, "There is only the duck of death." In the third panel, the duck is walking, and the text says, "At the end he waddles in and claims your soul." In the fourth panel, a Grim Reaper is next to text that reads, "We only made up the grim reaper so you wouldn't feel so stupid about being killed by a duck." In the fifth panel, the duck stands with the text "But it's really just going to be this cute." In the final panel, the same duck is pulling a person by their foot. The person is lying on the ground with the text, "Please don't be all angry about this. It's just the way it is."

Furry

14 views · furry memes · 2 years ago

choose one

Six furry characters are displayed with the text "Pick one to protect you and the rest will try to kill you."

Wizard

3 views · BellaTrix · 2 years ago

The image shows a woman, Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter, looking serious. Above her it says 'Slaughters powerful wizards left and right', below it says, 'Killed by chubby housewife'.

Cat

1 view · Bryan · 2 years ago

A white and brown cat with wide eyes is smiling at the viewer. Text on the image reads: "I KILLED A MOUSE FOR YOU... I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU...ANYTHING."

Snail

7 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a six-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a man is pointing up and saying, "If salt kills snails, then if my hypothesis is correct". The second panel shows a snail in a box with pepper being sprinkled over it and text saying, "Pepper should, in fact, bring them back to life!". The third panel shows the snail glowing with a bright light. The fourth panel shows a giant snail with the man standing at his feet and text saying, "Oh god, I was wrong. It just makes them huge and horny!!". The fifth panel shows a huge snail close-up with long tendrils and text saying, "Now lemme get ya slimey- I wanna nibble on your virginity!". The sixth panel shows the man crying and screaming with a snail tendril coming towards him with text saying, "Mum get the salt! Get the f***ing salt!"

Woman

4 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A close-up image of Miss Piggy from The Muppets on a stage with a red curtain background. Text above her reads, 'Why do you love being a woman?' Text below her reads, 'Women are like bacon. They smell good, They taste good, and they will kill you slowly.'

Diary entry

34 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

Jew

22 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

The meme shows two distinct visuals side by side. On the left, there's a hand holding an Uno card that features the text, "Stop killing Jews OR draw 25". To the right of this card, there is a dense, repeating pattern of Uno "Draw 25" cards, with the name "Kanye" superimposed over the pattern.

Pope

15 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man in a suit stands in front of an American flag and the flag of Ohio. The text above him reads, "LISTEN UP LIBERALS." The text at the bottom reads, "*KILLS THE POPE."

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