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Heroin Monkey

A three-panel comic shows two men in orange prison jumpsuits sitting on a bench. In the first panel, the larger man asks "I killed a man, and you?" In the second panel, the smaller man responds with "GO GO GADGET BENCH EXTENDER". In the third panel, the large man is alone on the bench and looks sad.

Heroin Monkey

A billboard on a highway with multiple cars in the foreground. The billboard reads: "Texting while driving KILLS. For more driving tips, text "SAFETY" to 79191."

Heroin Monkey

A package of ground beef with a label stating "My name was Jeff. I wanted to live. Your personal choice killed me. Don't eat meat!" next to a picture of a man, presumably named Jeff.

Heroin Monkey

A character that looks like Vegeta from Dragonball Z wearing a suit and glasses is reading a book. Above him is the text: "Me looking at bro after choosing him to read page 174 of To Kill a Mockingbird." Behind him, there's a bookshelf with a sign that says "Silence" on it.

Heroin Monkey

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Anonymous

"Why do you love being a woman?"
@sourpsycho
Women are like bacon. They smell good,
They taste good, and they will kill you slowly

Bryan

A white and brown cat with wide eyes is smiling at the viewer. Text on the image reads: "I KILLED A MOUSE FOR YOU... I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU...ANYTHING."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a six-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a man is pointing up and saying, "If salt kills snails, then if my hypothesis is correct". The second panel shows a snail in a box with pepper being sprinkled over it and text saying, "Pepper should, in fact, bring them back to life!". The third panel shows the snail glowing with a bright light. The fourth panel shows a giant snail with the man standing at his feet and text saying, "Oh god, I was wrong. It just makes them huge and horny!!". The fifth panel shows a huge snail close-up with long tendrils and text saying, "Now lemme get ya slimey- I wanna nibble on your virginity!". The sixth panel shows the man crying and screaming with a snail tendril coming towards him with text saying, "Mum get the salt! Get the f***ing salt!"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

The image is a six-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a yellow duck stands alone, and the text reads, "There is no grim reaper." In the second panel, the same duck stands with the text, "There is only the duck of death." In the third panel, the duck is walking, and the text says, "At the end he waddles in and claims your soul." In the fourth panel, a Grim Reaper is next to text that reads, "We only made up the grim reaper so you wouldn't feel so stupid about being killed by a duck." In the fifth panel, the duck stands with the text "But it's really just going to be this cute." In the final panel, the same duck is pulling a person by their foot. The person is lying on the ground with the text, "Please don't be all angry about this. It's just the way it is."

blach66

The image shows a distorted close-up of Spongebob Squarepants with a sinister expression. The text on the image reads: "WHEN YOU KILL A 5 YEAR OLD IN COD AND THEY START CRYING FOR THEY'RE PARENTS."

Rylee ੈ♡˳

covid.. nah i got Maloneliness

Wade

Who killed the child?

The image shows two panels. In the first panel, a man is sitting in a chair, slumped over, with the text "Innocent child" over him. A purple figure is standing over him, pointing a gun. In the second panel the same purple figure is pointing at the viewer and text says "Who killed the child?"

Anonymous

im picking meowscrada what about the rest of you

Pick one to protect you and
the rest will try to kill you

furry memes

choose one

Pick one to protect you and
the rest will try to kill you

BellaTrix

The image shows a two panel comparison. The top panel has a girl smiling and the text 'Which seat should I take?'. The bottom panel shows a woman looking angry and the text 'Ah crap... I killed the wrong Black...'

BellaTrix

The image shows a woman, Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter, looking serious. Above her it says 'Slaughters powerful wizards left and right', below it says, 'Killed by chubby housewife'.

Cutepink

A four-panel image with the text "You go to the elevator in doors" with the Meme Man with hands over his face and the text "Panik", then the text "It is safe to go out" with the Meme Man with the text "Kalm", then the text "You found 50 gold in one drawer" with the Meme Man with yellow glowing eyes and text "Kalm", then the text "Rush came to kill you" with Meme Man with hands over face and text "Panik".

Anonymous

I love this emoji. Is it happy? Is it
lowkey pissed? Is it planning to kill
you? Is it tired of ur shit? u never know

Queens In The House

😢😢😢

The image shows four cartoon characters with happy faces: a green book, a gray diamond, a white cube and a black sphere. In front of the gray diamond there is a blue saw. The text on the image says: "WE KILLED OUR ALLIANCE MEMBER WITH A SAW BRO"

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