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Statue

8 months ago
A close-up shot of a person's face looking confused, with a statue of an Egyptian figure in the background. Overlay text says 'imagine getting jumped by sum egyptians and one of em says' followed by a line of Egyptian hieroglyphs. There is also a small watermark in the bottom right corner.
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    • Pop culture

    1 year ago
    The text on the image says, "Ancient Egyptians when they see a furry artist drawing Anubis as a hairless twink wolf." Below this text is a photo of what looks like a wrestling match where one man has the other in a headlock
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    • Pyramid

    2 years ago

    Who knew

    The image shows a text on a page stating: "How the. The Egyptian pyramids are pyramid-shaped structures in Egypt."
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    God

    4 years ago

    Why are Egyptian gods orphans?

    Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.

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    • Mama

    3 years ago

    Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

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    • Food

    7 years ago

    I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.

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