30+ Best Hold Memes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Sexual act

68 views · MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Twitter post from user @BreezyCarter_. The text reads: 'Hubby likes shoving soft boiled eggs up my vagina (I can hold 3) and then I squat down and lay the eggs like a hen and hubby will eat them coated with my juices 😋'

Frog

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A person's eye is shown. A text overlay says, "I just noticed your avi looks like a frog trying to hold a elevator open."

Error

1 view · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Or Holy Oils work

A picture shows a mechanical figure in a red hood holding a staff with a gear on top. The text on the image reads: "When you fixed a minor error on your computer by googling it. I hold the secrets of the machine spirit."

Hamster

7 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A baseball player is in the middle of throwing a ball. The text overlay says: "Yo can I hold your hamster rq? I promise I won't do nothing."

Pop

105 views · DAP ME UP · 5 months ago

Has anyone ever opened a pop like this supposedly holds a straw

A dimly lit, low-angle image showing an open can of Dr Pepper resting on a light wood surface. The can's pull tab is rotated over the drink opening, illustrating the supposed method for securing a drinking straw. In the background, there is a piece of paper with blue and yellow coloring and a white tiled wall.

Stick

3 views · MisterDussel · 3 years ago

8 year old me holding a Stick and seeing a random person:

Patrick Star from Spongebob Squarepants is holding a dark object in his hand like a gun and looks angrily. The text says "you dead lol".

Alien

4 views · Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago

A text-based image consisting of a series of posts. The first post from "frickdun" says "[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens". Then "nightcoremoon" replies, "aliens: [slide nasa $40] nasa: Imao what aliens". The final post by "candy5hark11" says "nasa, with $60, holding back tears: we can finally afford some more space rocks".

Guy

Raptor · 1 year ago

Pure law-abiding citizen.

A person wearing a black balaclava and gloves is holding a gun in one hand and a book labeled "LAW" in the other. The text above reads: "HOLD ON GUYS," and the text below reads: "LET ME CHECK THE GUN LAWS FIRST".

Family

28 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black and white image styled as a page from a 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' book. The text describes a dark scenario: 'DAD IS FUCKING DEAD. HE SHOT HIMSELF. Rodrick and I heard a bang come from the basement, and the first thing we see is DAD ON THE FLOOR WITH A BULLET IN HIS FUCKING HEAD. When Mom turned around, I tell you she looked batshit crazy. She was holding a glock and looked like a fucking animal.' The accompanying illustration shows a character (Mom or Rodrick) pointing a gun at another character (Greg) while Dad lies on the floor. A speech bubble says 'I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS GREG.' Another character (Bubby) points and yells 'BUBBY DID IT!' The narrator concludes: 'HE had to fuck shit up.' The page number 10 is at the bottom.

Life

1 view · BOOTY$MACKA · 1 year ago

A person grabs the buttocks of a person wearing pants. Above the image, text reads: "Hold on tight to the good things in life."

Butt

5 views · 𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯. · 2 years ago

THE WJE PURGE HAS STARTED!

A black and white image shows a man with a mustache wearing glasses and a headset and smoking a cigarette. Below him in large white letters are the words "HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS".

God

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a question "What's up with Gods holding their right hand up?" above four pictures. The first picture shows Jesus with his right hand raised. The second picture shows Shiva with his right hand raised. The third picture shows Robbie Rotten with his right hand raised, and the last picture shows Buddha with his right hand raised.

School shooting

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a character with a concerned expression and the text 'hold up' above his head, while below a Google search bar shows autocomplete suggestions including 'how to reverse a school shooting in Wisconsin'.

Baby

10 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A man wearing a tank top that says "197" is standing in what appears to be a dimly lit room. Text overlaid on the image reads: "When I'm digging into the pregnant shawty but the baby inside grabs a hold of me."

Climbing

9 views · Gummy gummy gummy bear · 1 year ago

Bruh

A picture of a white urinal with a climbing wall made of red climbing holds next to it. The wall is covered with small white tiles and a radiator is on the left side.

Election

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The top image shows a bird's-eye view of a group of people sitting around a large circular table. The text overlay says, "Americans holding a presidential election every 4 years since 1788". The bottom image shows a chaotic scene of people fighting and tumbling. The text overlay says, "France going from monarchy to directory to consul to emperor back to monarchy to republic back to emperor to three more different republics in the same time."

Camera

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man standing in front of a brick wall while gesturing with his hands. The text above him reads: "me, a bricklayer, explaining to my apprentice (holding the camera) how I constructed this beautiful wall."

Life

2 views · ♢ Shy Dragon ♢ · 2 years ago

This definitely works

The image is a drawing with four separate life tips on how to make your friends like you more. First, a person is smiling and has a feather tucked in their collar bone, it says 'do a smile to make yourself look like you are not completely dead inside' and 'hold a feather to let your friend know you are not harmful anymore and it is all in the past.' Second, the same person is wearing a lace glove, it says 'wear a single lace glove to show that you have a delicate touch.' Third, it says 'why not wear an outfit that really shows off your figure'. Fourth, a blonde person is holding a leash attached to a dog. It says 'borrow a dog or a child of your choice so people will want to talk to you more'.

Slave

6 views · help me please im being abused · 2 years ago

The image shows a Google search bar with the word "slaves" typed in and the "Shopping" tab is highlighted. Below this is an image of the Vault Boy from the game series Fallout looking confused and with the text "hold up" above his head.

Baby

95 views · aye · 7 years ago

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."