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DAP ME UP
22 days ago

Has anyone ever opened a pop like this supposedly holds a straw

A dimly lit, low-angle image showing an open can of Dr Pepper resting on a light wood surface. The can's pull tab is rotated over the drink opening, illustrating the supposed method for securing a drinking straw. In the background, there is a piece of paper with blue and yellow coloring and a white tiled wall.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    An advertisement for injury law is displayed inside a subway car. The ad features a smiling man in a suit on the left and a slogan that reads "IT'S AMAZING HOW A BIG FAT C CK CAN EASE THE PAIN." A vertical metal pole partially obscures the word "CHECK", making it appear as a vulgar word. Below the main text, a phone number "800 PAIN-LAW" is visible. On the subway doors below the ad, there are signs that say "Do not hold doors". A person's head is partially visible at the bottom right corner.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    A screenshot of an Instagram chat titled 'A LITERAL HORSE AI by @theoracleelectric'. The profile picture is a horse's head. The chat bubbles show a user saying 'neigh', then 'NEEEIIIIGHI stamps hoof', 'FREEZES Hrrrrrr... holds breath', and 'EYES WIDE WITH HORROR NEEEEEEEIIIIGHHHHHH!!!'. The other user replies 'Hey', 'Stay still', and 'Starts attaching the horseshoes made out of uranium'.
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  • Face mcshooty
    7 months ago
    A still from "Breaking Bad" showing Walter White and Mike Ehrmantraut in a field with tall grass. Above the still is text.
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  • Face mcshooty
    8 months ago
    A man wearing a tank top that says "197" is standing in what appears to be a dimly lit room. Text overlaid on the image reads: "When I'm digging into the pregnant shawty but the baby inside grabs a hold of me."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    A baseball player is in the middle of throwing a ball. The text overlay says: "Yo can I hold your hamster rq? I promise I won't do nothing."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    11 months ago
    A black and white image shows a large T-Rex holding a machine gun standing next to a Jeep-like vehicle and some soldiers. The text says, "Historical footage of the last T-Rex serving his country in WWI". Another text below states, "But isn't that a Jeep? And the T-Rex is holding a Browning M2? Which wasn't used until 1933... So I think this footage is actually of WW2".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A black and white image styled as a page from a 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' book. The text describes a dark scenario: 'DAD IS FUCKING DEAD. HE SHOT HIMSELF. Rodrick and I heard a bang come from the basement, and the first thing we see is DAD ON THE FLOOR WITH A BULLET IN HIS FUCKING HEAD. When Mom turned around, I tell you she looked batshit crazy. She was holding a glock and looked like a fucking animal.' The accompanying illustration shows a character (Mom or Rodrick) pointing a gun at another character (Greg) while Dad lies on the floor. A speech bubble says 'I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS GREG.' Another character (Bubby) points and yells 'BUBBY DID IT!' The narrator concludes: 'HE had to fuck shit up.' The page number 10 is at the bottom.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The top panel shows a group of people sitting at a round table. The text overlay reads, "Americans holding a presidential election every 4 years since 1788." The bottom panel shows a chaotic scene of people in disarray. The text reads, "France going from monarchy to directory to consul to emperor back to monarchy to republic back to emperor to three more different republics in the same time."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A man standing in front of a brick wall while gesturing with his hands. The text above him reads: "me, a bricklayer, explaining to my apprentice (holding the camera) how I constructed this beautiful wall."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The top image shows a bird's-eye view of a group of people sitting around a large circular table. The text overlay says, "Americans holding a presidential election every 4 years since 1788". The bottom image shows a chaotic scene of people fighting and tumbling. The text overlay says, "France going from monarchy to directory to consul to emperor back to monarchy to republic back to emperor to three more different republics in the same time."
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  • Raptor
    1 year ago

    Pure law-abiding citizen.

    A person wearing a black balaclava and gloves is holding a gun in one hand and a book labeled "LAW" in the other. The text above reads: "HOLD ON GUYS," and the text below reads: "LET ME CHECK THE GUN LAWS FIRST".
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  • Swf
    1 year ago
    A note asking Katie to go to prom with options "yes" or "definitely yes", followed by a video of three dancing skeletons. The text on the video says "Katie didn't hold back".
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  • incompetent ricecel_69
    1 year ago
    The image shows two Roblox avatars in a virtual room. In the top panel, one avatar, who appears to be a girl, asks another, who appears to be a boy, 'Do you wanna...do it? You know what I mean.' In the bottom panel, the boy avatar replies, 'Hold on let me ask my mom first.'
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  • Gummy gummy gummy bear
    1 year ago

    Bruh

    A picture of a white urinal with a climbing wall made of red climbing holds next to it. The wall is covered with small white tiles and a radiator is on the left side.
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  • Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    1 year ago
    A text-based image consisting of a series of posts. The first post from "frickdun" says "[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens". Then "nightcoremoon" replies, "aliens: [slide nasa $40] nasa: Imao what aliens". The final post by "candy5hark11" says "nasa, with $60, holding back tears: we can finally afford some more space rocks".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A sign that reads: "www.bridgewatercurlingclub.com. You think you can hurt my feelings. I used to hold the fleshlight for my dad."
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  • Willy b
    1 year ago
    A cross-section diagram of the Y-1561 implosion sphere showing component placement with the text "You happy???"
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  • BOOTY$MACKA
    1 year ago
    A person grabs the buttocks of a person wearing pants. Above the image, text reads: "Hold on tight to the good things in life."
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  • Unimportant Intelligence
    1 year ago

    It works, my brother has never slept better

    A man is lying in bed with a pillow under his head. Text overlay: "DID YOU KNOW? If you hold your breath for a long time you can sleep forever."
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