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✨Jassy✨

Oop

The image shows two cats, side by side. The cat on the left has an orange and white coat, with its eyes closed and a smile. The text above this cat reads: "SMILES ARE CONTAGIOUS!". The cat on the right is the grumpy cat with a frown. The text above this cat reads: "DON'T WORRY, I'M VACCINATED".

Big daddy2.0

no thank u for sleeping

A cartoon man with short blond hair and a red outfit with white gloves is shown from the chest up with a surprised expression. Text in white at the top of the image says, "When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospitals and every one starts sleeping better". Text at the bottom of the image says "No need to thank me."

blach66

Hehehe

A glass of a brown liquid on a wooden table. The text overlay on the image says: "My new favourite math sum Coke x Sprite x Fanta = diahharia in a glass."

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Let me know what your results are!

The image shows four circles with different patterns and numbers inside. The first one is blue-ish with the number 12. It indicates kidney disease. The second one is orange with the number 15 and corresponds to lung cancer. The third one is yellow with no discernible number suggesting a brain tumor. The last one is black with the number 28, indicating heart disease.

GG Miller

FRR

The image shows a question "How was the online class? What did you get from it?" followed by "Me:". Below it are four pictures: The first shows the outline of a person holding their head in pain, the second shows the outline of a person's skeleton with a red spinal cord, the third shows a person holding their eyes, and the fourth is a close-up of a red, irritated eye.

Wade

The image shows text that reads "Doctor: It was a long and hard surgery, but we reattached your torso. *credit card declines* Doctor:" above a picture of a yellow figure holding a red figure. The red figure is being held with their head down.

Chunke Monke

A man is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen tube in his nose. A text overlay above his head reads, "Dying lit🔥".

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image shows a donkey-like character with a speech bubble above it. The text above the image says "The Brain-Eating Amoebas of Kerosene Creek" and "Had a brain eating amoeba once, poor fella died of hungry".

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Random post #4

A green leaf character looks shocked while holding a hand sanitizer bottle. Next to it, a pink flower character celebrates. A roll of toilet paper appears next to her. The text in the image reads, "When you're really scared you have coronavirus but you get tested and it's only cancer" and "Yes, I'm safe! High five!"

Anonymous

A cartoon image of Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc. is shown with a distorted background of swirling patterns in pink and yellow. The text above Mike reads, "When you stand up too fast and have to stand still for 10 seconds trying not to black out."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a test result paper with a list of diseases and their status. All except COVID-19 are listed as positive. At the bottom is text saying "Test results came back great ^-^"

Heroin Monkey

A doge with a colorful hat is holding a box of Tylenol in front of an open medicine cabinet. The text above the doge reads: "I just swallowed this entire box of 'red pills' I found in the medicine cabinet." The text below the doge reads: "Am I 'based' now?"

MEME LORD

A man with a sweaty face looking exhausted. The text on the image is: "When u RAW DOGGIN her for 3 hours straight with back to back rounds & she stops *sighs* & says 'Do u think they'll ever find a cure for AIDS?'"

RapBoat 2

Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES

A news article from The New York Times with the headline "E.P.A. Bans Cancer-Causing Chemicals Used in Dry Cleaning". The date is Dec. 9, 2024, 7:26 a.m. ET. It shows an image of a person working in a dry cleaning facility.

Why should you care

which meme is the best

The image contains four separate panels labeled A, B, C, and D. Panel A shows a man looking confused with text saying 'ME LOOKING AT INSTAGRAM WONDERING WHY EVERYONE IS POSTING THEIR SUPERSPREADER ACTIVITIES WITH RECKLESS ABANDON'. Panel B shows a panda statue with two different facial expressions, with text saying 'When you are laughing at all the corona memes but the laughing suddenly turns into coughing'. Panel C shows a crying child with text saying 'Coronavirus: Austria bans all gatherings of more than five people. Families of 6'. Panel D shows a drawing of a person squirting what looks like cream into a child's face with text saying 'ME DURING PANDEMIC'.

Jazzy💕

Why just why

A person reacting to seasonal allergies. The text on the image reads: "When your body has to adjust to the sudden change in temperature so your nose is bothering you non stop."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a close-up of a man's face with a serious expression. He is bald, wearing glasses, and has a beard. Above the image, it says, "Oh man I can't wait to play GTA 6!!" Below that, it says, "The sudden pain in the left side of my chest:".

Thoughtless

The meme shows two images of the same man. The top left image is a photo of the man in a hospital bed with a breathing tube. The top right is a photo of the man with a woman. The bottom image shows a man with a serious face. The text on the image reads: "Diabetic groom-to-be dies after taking cheaper insulin to pay for wedding. My honest reaction to that information:".

⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧

😔

A table titled "Evolving From Violent Language" with two columns. The left column, under the heading "Instead Of", lists phrases with the word "concussion" in them. The right column, under "Say This," offers alternative silly phrases.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a poster with the text "Cigarettes are like squirrels. They are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. NO SMOKING". There is a picture of a squirrel on the right side of the poster.

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