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Heroin Monkey

The image features a meme with the text "HOW I FEEL WHEN I HAVE A FULL DAY OF ASBESTOS REMOVAL AHEAD OF ME." The background shows a man yelling aggressively, which adds to the humorous exaggeration of the feeling associated with a tough job.

Heroin Monkey

An X-ray of a human hand with the text "Yo guys I won't be posting in a while, broke my hand!"

Lil’ bro

The image shows a graphic of the stages of male baldness, numbered 1-5, with illustrations of the top and side profiles of a man's head at each stage.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of an app tracking abstinence from smoking/vaping and pooping. The smoking/vaping abstinence time is 365 days, while the pooping abstinence time is 12 days.

Unimportant Intelligence

A person with their eyes closed with the text "Did you know? Breathing is good for your health."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot from 4chan's /fit/ poetry corner features a Wojak next to a limerick about a surgeon named Keith who circumcises men with his teeth to get to the cheese underneath.

Heroin Monkey

A man in a white lab coat and blue gloves holds a vial. Text above him states, "We will make rape airborne."

𝗚𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗶𝗯𝗮̈𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗻

The image shows two contrasting photos with text above each. The first photo, labeled "Gyms on January 1st", depicts a densely packed crowd of people. The second photo, labeled "Gyms on January 2nd", shows an empty gym with rows of exercise machines.

Heroin Monkey

A meme with an image of a hand injecting a syringe into an arm, with a symbol superimposed on the image depicting a mosquito inside a red circle with a line through it, indicating "no mosquitoes." A man is giving a thumbs up. The text reads, "Tired of mosquitoes stealing all your blood? Simply inject poison into your bloodstream and take revenge on those annoying insect's."

Heroin Monkey

An anime character is about to eat a razor blade. The text says, "Eating razorblades is healthy. They're full of iron."

Heroin Monkey

A wizard is looking into the distance at a sunset. Above the wizard is text that reads: "alcohol abuse? I would never. I love alcohol."

Heroin Monkey

A picture of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. wearing cat ears, next to a quote in purple that reads: "Remember kids, ketamine usage is an essential part of a fulfilling life and it has zero down sides!" - Catboy RFK Jr.

Face mc shooty

A man with a serious expression is shown above the text "How I feel giving mental health advice knowing I go insane at least once a week."

Heroin Monkey

A black and white drawing shows a large hand pressing down on smaller people. A quote from Voltaire is at the top. The comment on the post says, "we need to rise up against children with leukemia."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a meme with text at the top and a sad-looking troll doll at the bottom. The text says, "How babies look at you after you tell them they can't eat batteries dipped in antifreeze and paint thinner."

Heroin Monkey

A still image shows a close up of a gorilla's face against a black background with the text: "Bros face when he's in a coma, only able to blink, watching me stroke it in front of him."

Face mc shooty

A video game scene shows a blue character about to punch a punching bag-like character above him. The text reads: "When your boxing match is tomorrow and you don't have anything to train with so bro pops a rhino pill and lets you use that dih as a punching bag."

Lil’ bro

Spongebob makes a disgusted face. The caption reads, "When you burp and it smells like the food you ate an hour ago."

Heroin Monkey

A person stands at a fork in the road. The left path is dark and leads to a factory emitting smoke, labeled "ducation." The right path is bright with greenery and a rainbow, labeled "erectile dysfunction."

Bismarck

A four-panel cartoon shows a blonde woman posing in lingerie in the top three panels. The word "Clickitic!" appears in a speech bubble in each of these panels. In the bottom panel, a woman with blonde curly hair stands over a male patient, who is lying in a dentist's chair with his mouth open. A machine on wheels next to the dentist is pointed at the patient's face; the word "Clickitic!" appears in a speech bubble above the machine.

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