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Calorie

MEME LORD · 1 year ago
  • The image shows two side-by-side depictions. On the left, there's a plate of fried food next to a glass of beer, labeled "1500 Calories". On the right, a pack of Marlboro cigarettes is labeled "0 Calories".
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  • Vape

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a poster with a character from the game Fortnite saying "Taking a hit in the restroom will deal 200 damage to your lungs. Do you want the victory royale? Don't vape, simple!" The poster also states, "It's not CUUL to JUUL in SCHUUL!". Below this image is a screenshot of Steve Buscemi wearing a red hat and a shirt that says "Music Band", saying, "How do you do, fellow kids?"
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  • Hand sanitizer

    stillwaiting.. · 3 years ago
  • The meme shows the text "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" above a picture of the character Elmo engulfed in flames.
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  • Laugh

    Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago
  • HAHAHA

    The image shows a text box on a light orange background. The text reads, "Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park, laughing at all the joggers." with a laughing emoji at the end.
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  • Vaccine

    NIFFTY · 2 years ago
  • o_o

    An angry cat with its mouth open wide, teeth bared. The text on the image says: "WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY ARE NOT UP TO DATE ON RECOMMENDED VACCINES". There is also a small logo at the bottom right for the National Foundation for Infectious Diseases.
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  • Boob

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a tweet. The tweet says: "using my boobs as stress balls."
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  • Iron

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • An anime character is about to eat a razor blade. The text says, "Eating razorblades is healthy. They're full of iron."
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  • Pokemon

    Willy b · 8 months ago
  • A school bulletin board, yellow, adorned with cutout images of Pokémon characters like Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Charmander, and Bulbasaur, along with Poké Balls. Large, colorful letters in the center spell out "DON'T CATCH 'EM AT ALL". Surrounding this text are several informational sheets about sexually transmitted infections, with visible titles including "Gonorrhea", "Chlamydia", "Syphilis", and "Hepatitis C".
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  • Vape

    God Pt.2 · 3 years ago
  • A cartoon image shows Lois Griffin from Family Guy at a table with a label that reads "Gen Z". Next to her is a large pill bottle with text that says "The fucking banana scrotum, captain crunch flavored vape that can have bizarre life altering side effects."
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  • Silence

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A person with white cloak and mask is raising their hand. The text says: "Silence, headache. 12h 7m average screentime is talking."
  • 0
  • Pain

    shaylie lol · 2 years ago
  • A person in black pants, a white shirt and a cap is seen in a contorted pose on a golf course, holding a golf club. The text above the image reads: "Me: My back hurts, I wonder why. My sleeping position:".
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  • Food

    Swf · 1 year ago
  • The image consists of two panels. The top panel shows the text "YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT" with a wooden background and a heart shape made of vegetables and fruits. The bottom panel shows Batman looking stoic in front of a city background and the text "Some Chinese guy right now:".
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  • Fruit

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A close-up photo shows a bag of cranberries with the text "Fucked with Fruit Nutrients" on it. Below the photo is a comment thread, where a user asks if someone violated their cranberries, and someone else comments on how it would be great to have nutrients directly absorbed into them.
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  • Wish

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The meme shows a still from a video with text above a person with a shocked look on their face. The text says: "The genie after I tell him my second wish is to make cancer contagious."
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  • Family

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows an artistic painting. The text on the image says: "How it feels to inherit the family alcoholism." There is a wooden statue on the left, and in the center is a man with a long white beard and a white robe. On the lower part of the painting there is a man lying down with his hand raised.
  • 0
  • Doctor

    Shitpost master-general · 7 months ago
  • A meme featuring two classical paintings side-by-side. On the left, an old man in a dark robe and cap holds up a small glass of amber liquid, examining it with a pleased expression. On the right, the same man sips the liquid from the glass, looking very content and amused. The text above reads, "the doctor after i pee in that little cup".
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  • Doctor

    ✌️ⁿᵒʳᵗʰᵉʳⁿ✌️ · 3 years ago
  • I feel bad for the doc now✌️💀

    The image shows a text conversation between a doctor and a patient. The doctor says "you have three days to live" and the patient replies with a picture of an uno reverse card, followed by the doctor's face with a surprised and slightly distorted look.
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  • Cancer

    Anonymous · 3 years ago
  • Saw this little gem online and decided to share it

    The image is divided into four squares. The top left square contains the word "ACOUSTIC" in black handwritten font and the word "cancer" underneath in smaller black handwritten font. The top right square shows an image of a cigarette. The bottom left square contains the word "ELECTRIC" in black handwritten font and the word "cancer" underneath in smaller black handwritten font. The bottom right square shows a picture of a Juul.
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  • Surgery

    Wade · 2 years ago
  • The image shows text that reads "Doctor: It was a long and hard surgery, but we reattached your torso. *credit card declines* Doctor:" above a picture of a yellow figure holding a red figure. The red figure is being held with their head down.
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  • Crack

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • Shitpost-master general

    A meme with a stop sign over a pile of crack rocks. The text reads: "Join the 3 day challenge. No crack on February 29, 30 and 31."
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