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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a question "What's your Jimmy Neutron name?" and then defines how to create one. First name is your parent's credit card number, middle name the three wacky digits on the back, and last name is the expiration date. The text is placed over an image of the show "The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius" with some characters from the show.

RapBoat Bonus

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The image shows two panels of a red armored character with the text “so I took your meme” on the first panel, the same character with the text “but I liked it first because I ain’t an asshole” on the second panel.

Thoughtless

A newspaper clipping with text about a woman complaining about airplane bathroom windows and a stewardess replying that if there is a pervert clinging to the plane, they deserve to see everything.

LtPancakes98

care to explain bitch? it seems thats what youre good at

The image shows a text box that contains the text "Explain Bear. Alright, listen up, you smoothbrain. You're here 'cause you don't know that Doom Eternal is a first-person shooter, not a driving game. There ain't no cars to customize, see? The image shows a search result mixin' up Doom Eternal with GTA. The car customization is a GTA thing. You got it? You just mixed up two different video games."

Heroin Monkey

A text document screenshot with a paragraph about knowing fundamental rights and making informed voting decisions. Highlighted in yellow is "Even with the margin of error being 9 percent average, which is still significant." A suggestion box from Grammarly is on the right saying "One obvious solution to this problem is Iwyluwxzdlvq more civics courses in schools and wxtloj it a graduation requirement for high school students."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a meme comparing the reactions of three U.S. presidents, Ronald Reagan, John F. Kennedy, and Theodore Roosevelt, to being shot. For Ronald Reagan, the text says he "gets shot once," "cries about it," and "immediately enacts gun control like a scared baby." For John F. Kennedy, it says he "gets shot twice," "eats the first shot for breakfast," and the "second shot blows his brains all over his wife on live TV like a boss." For Theodore Roosevelt, it says he "gets shot once while giving a speech in front of a huge audience," "laughs it off," and "continues to give his speech for the next hour while roasting the would-be assassin."

Heroin Monkey

The meme is a four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a genie tells a man he has three wishes. In the second panel, the man tells the genie to do the opposite of his next wish and not to fulfill his third wish. In the third panel, the man asks the genie to ignore his first wish. In the fourth panel, multiple system error messages are displayed.

A Star Wars Fan

Darth Vader is standing in a smoky red environment with a red light saber in his hand. The text reads: "When you're the first to get full netherite."

MisterDussel

Jesus got a revival

The image shows a young man with a bandage over his eyes and tears running down his face, juxtaposed with a picture of Jesus behind him. The text on the image reads: "1,000 Blind People See For The First Time MrBeast".

✨Jassy✨

Send the numbers and i will answer honestly

A black and white image titled "ASK THE ADMIN" with the Instagram handle "IN.LOVE.WITH.BOOKSLIG" below it, followed by a list of 50 questions. Each question is numbered. There are heart symbols at the top corners of the image.

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

VAPING IS ALSO BAD

The image is an infographic about the dangers of smoking. It lists many of the negative health effects of smoking. It states that within 10 seconds of a puff, toxic chemicals reach organs. Smoking harms most of the body, increases disease risk, and affects look, feel, finances and people close to you. Nicotine in tobacco is highly addictive and it releases dopamine. Nicotine dependence happens when the brain craves dopamine. Smoking is a major cause of cardiovascular disease, heart attack, and stroke. It increases the risk of blood clots. Some smokers have limbs amputated due to blood circulation problems. A graph lists the annual deaths caused by cigarette smoking in the United States between 2005-2009. It shows over 479,989 deaths. The causes include: lung cancer, ischemic heart disease, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, other diagnoses, stroke, and other cancers. The stages of lung cancer are shown.

LoserIsPro

I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get (again)

Two orange dice are displayed, one showing '4' and the other '20'. The total is '24'. Below the dice, there is a button with the text 'Roll'.

RapBoat

The meme shows four images. The top two show Drake and Kendrick Lamar with texts 'I'm one away from Michael' and 'We don't wanna hear you say "nigga" no more' respectively, with the song titles and artist names below. The bottom two images depict Michael Jackson at different times in his life.

Adolf kitler

awww

A cat is looking forward, holding a leaf in its mouth. Text on the image reads: She was constantly staying near the fish market and watching people come to buy fish. She took a leaf that fell from the tree and came to the owner. On the first day, surprised, he took her "money" and gave her a fish. From that day on, every morning she comes with a leaf to "buy" fish.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a conversation where Enraged Rapboat and RapBoat are exchanging crude messages. Enraged Rapboat says, "IM LITERALLY GONNA NUT ON YOU," and then, "IN YOUR EYES." RapBoat replies, "NOT IF I NUT ON YOU FIRST!!!!!!!" and then calls Enraged Rapboat a "FAKER!!!!!!"

Just A Member of the AFF

A close-up image of a person wearing a costume resembling George Washington with wide eyes and a surprised expression. The text on the image reads: "George Washington time traveling to 2023 and seeing furries for the first time."

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Whats the frist thing u see

The image shows a shelf full of plungers in a store. Most of the plungers have a red rubber cup and a yellow handle. Some have a red rubber cup with a blue handle and one with a clear plastic handle. The prices are shown at the bottom.

garytherudemanfromnextdoorxx

found this xx

The image contains the text: "If you drop a wallet to the ground, who's gonna reach it first?" Below the question are two columns. The left column shows a picture of bacteria with the text "Bacteria" below it. The right column contains a picture of a man, with the text "Romanian" below it.

WJE iceberg hehe

WJE iceberg

The image is an iceberg chart labeled "WJE iceberg". The tip of the iceberg lists common terms and topics like "jokes," "memes," "community," and "account creation." As the iceberg descends, the topics become increasingly obscure and niche, referencing specific events, controversies, and in-jokes within the WJE online community. Some of the topics listed include specific users, dramas, and content associated with WJE.

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