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Rhino

The image shows text that reads: "yall ever just take a cold shower in the dark on all fours and groan pleasurably pretending you're a wet rhino on the african savannah during the first rain in years."

Chance

The image is a four-panel comic featuring a stick figure with a troll face. The first panel reads, "How to have a higher chance of winning in Russian roulette." The second panel shows the stick figure holding a pistol and reads, "Step 1: acquire a semi automatic pistol instead of a revolver". The third panel shows the stick figure holding the pistol and another stick figure with a concerned face and reads, "Step 2: tell your friend to go first." The fourth panel reads, "Problem death?" and shows the troll face again.

Night

The image displays the text "FIRST NIGHT TOGETHER" at the top, followed by two sections. The left side labeled "HER" shows a black lace bra and garter set. The right side labeled "ME" shows a pair of men's underwear covered in a pattern of baked beans.

Ball

The image is a visual puzzle. It shows two nearly identical images of a bridge over a river. The left image is not marked, the right image has a red circle marking an area. The text says "Everyone can spot the bridge - but you have 20/20 vision if you can see hidden face in under 6 seconds." above the two images. Above the two images, the text says: "I mean, I seen the balls first does that count?"

Superhero

A comic strip shows a movie theater marquee advertising "AVENGERS." Two young children are standing nearby. One child says in a speech bubble, "They killed my dad." The other child, looking towards two uniformed figures (one labeled POLICE, the other EMS), says in a speech bubble, "ACTUAL SUPERHEROES." In the background, the CN Tower is visible. Below the comic, a comment from a user asks, "Question is who said what first."

Nowadays

The image shows a split-screen comparison. On the left, a photo of a teenager with a visible midriff, and on the right, a photo of a young girl with braces and a white hat tilted on her head, making a peace sign. The text says "7th graders nowadays vs me in 7th grade". Below the left image it reads: "66 likes taylorweatherall first day of 7 grade".

Saw

Babys Horenet's first word

The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a white character with a pointy head is holding a saw and says, "look Hornet, this is a saw. can you say saw?". The second panel shows a similar, smaller character, with a question mark above its head. The third panel shows the same character shouting "SHAW!!"

McDonald's

I thought it stood for microsoft

A McDonald's sign against a blue sky with clouds. The text reads: "Did you know? The symbol 'M' in McDonald's represents the first letter of McDonald's, which is 'M'."

Coke

A screengrab of a show titled "PAW Patrol" with a description that reads: "Watch Season 3 Now. First they got the coke. Then they got the money. Now the Colombian cartels want the power. Let the drug wars begin."

DM

first of my memes

A screenshot of text that asks, "Why is the DM smiling?" and answers, "If you've been antagonizing the DM for a while, the smile on their face is as much a sign of catharsis for them as it is an imminent ass-kicking for you." The date, Mar 15, 2020, is at the bottom.

Online class

The meme consists of two images side-by-side. On the left is a picture of a young boy with a slight smirk. On the right is a white cat with wide eyes and a creepy smile. Above the two images, the text reads, "When you are the first person in the online class and it's just you and the teacher."

Sleep

Sleep paralysis for the first time and this is what I see except it's face and body is way more stringy and hollow.

An oil painting depicts a person in bed, looking scared, and two ghostly, pale figures looming over them. One figure is above and the other is below the bed. The upper ghostly figure has a skull-like face with a long, thin mouth and hair flowing behind it.

Grandpa

bruh

The text on the image reads: "The very first time Grandpa takes your nose." Below is a picture of Grogu (Baby Yoda) with a surprised expression.

Math class

me now & go look at one of my first posts on here

A person with a red hoodie and glasses looks displeased. Behind, there are two posters. The one on the left has 'GOAL FOR MATH CLASS' written on top followed by a list with goals for a math class and the one on the right contains a diagram of the x-axis and y-axis with examples.

College

The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

Father

W Dad

The image shows Darth Vader with the text "FIRST BLACK GUY TO ADMIT HE IS THE FATHER" above and below him.

Furry

The image shows a statue of Anubis, an ancient Egyptian deity with a jackal head and human body. The text overlay reads: "THIS GUY IS ACTUALLY THE FIRST FURRY IN HISTORY".

Selfie

LeT iT gOoOo

The image shows a four-panel comic. In the first panel, a young Anna asks “Do you wanna build a sno--” In the second panel, Grumpy Cat replies “NO!” In the third panel, a young Anna sadly says “Ok, bye”. The fourth panel is a four-part sequence of Elsa. First, Elsa says “Let me”. Second, she says “But first”. Third, she says “Take a”. Fourth, she is taking a selfie and captions it “Selfie”.

Town

A dark, grainy image of a large group of people sitting and standing. The people are dressed in old-fashioned clothes and have white glowing eyes. Text at the bottom of the image reads: "A small town in Kansas was destroyed from a tornado. While looking through the rubble, the first responders found this picture."

Mom

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