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Heroin Monkey

The image is a four-panel comic featuring a stick figure with a troll face. The first panel reads, "How to have a higher chance of winning in Russian roulette." The second panel shows the stick figure holding a pistol and reads, "Step 1: acquire a semi automatic pistol instead of a revolver". The third panel shows the stick figure holding the pistol and another stick figure with a concerned face and reads, "Step 2: tell your friend to go first." The fourth panel reads, "Problem death?" and shows the troll face again.

Thoughtless

Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?

A cartoon drawing on a sheet of notebook paper shows a boy named Calvin drawing himself in a tank. He draws himself firing the tank at a school building where kids are jumping out the window. Miss Wormwood comes to stop him. In the last panel, Calvin's teacher Miss Wormwood is shown taking a drawing from a student and making a comment about public schools.

Unimportant Intelligence

I thought it stood for microsoft

A McDonald's sign against a blue sky with clouds. The text reads: "Did you know? The symbol 'M' in McDonald's represents the first letter of McDonald's, which is 'M'."

Anonymous

Sleep paralysis for the first time and this is what I see except it's face and body is way more stringy and hollow.

An oil painting depicts a person in bed, looking scared, and two ghostly, pale figures looming over them. One figure is above and the other is below the bed. The upper ghostly figure has a skull-like face with a long, thin mouth and hair flowing behind it.

freddyfatbear

bruh

The text on the image reads: "The very first time Grandpa takes your nose." Below is a picture of Grogu (Baby Yoda) with a surprised expression.

✨Jassy✨

me now & go look at one of my first posts on here

A person with a red hoodie and glasses looks displeased. Behind, there are two posters. The one on the left has 'GOAL FOR MATH CLASS' written on top followed by a list with goals for a math class and the one on the right contains a diagram of the x-axis and y-axis with examples.

Hollow Knight Beater

Babys Horenet's first word

The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a white character with a pointy head is holding a saw and says, "look Hornet, this is a saw. can you say saw?". The second panel shows a similar, smaller character, with a question mark above its head. The third panel shows the same character shouting "SHAW!!"

King bob

The image shows a split-screen comparison. On the left, a photo of a teenager with a visible midriff, and on the right, a photo of a young girl with braces and a white hat tilted on her head, making a peace sign. The text says "7th graders nowadays vs me in 7th grade". Below the left image it reads: "66 likes taylorweatherall first day of 7 grade".

killer of bears 101

The meme consists of two images side-by-side. On the left is a picture of a young boy with a slight smirk. On the right is a white cat with wide eyes and a creepy smile. Above the two images, the text reads, "When you are the first person in the online class and it's just you and the teacher."

Drakes snake

W Dad

The image shows Darth Vader with the text "FIRST BLACK GUY TO ADMIT HE IS THE FATHER" above and below him.

Heroin Monkey

The image displays the text "FIRST NIGHT TOGETHER" at the top, followed by two sections. The left side labeled "HER" shows a black lace bra and garter set. The right side labeled "ME" shows a pair of men's underwear covered in a pattern of baked beans.

incompetent ricecel_69

Blach66.1

The image is a visual puzzle. It shows two nearly identical images of a bridge over a river. The left image is not marked, the right image has a red circle marking an area. The text says "Everyone can spot the bridge - but you have 20/20 vision if you can see hidden face in under 6 seconds." above the two images. Above the two images, the text says: "I mean, I seen the balls first does that count?"

MEME LORD

when your uncle
comes to visit but
you rape him first
The future is now, old man.

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows a meme with the text "MY ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE TEAM" at the top. It displays eight different characters from the video game Hollow Knight, each labeled with a role: Team Leader, brawler, weapons expert, brains, medic, speed fighter, mascot, and Guy who dies first.

welcome to hell

“Welcome to the first day of school, here’s your homework assignment!”

A drawing of a distorted, reddish monster with large eyes and a wide, toothy grin. The text above the image reads "me when im" and the text below reads "having a swell time". The drawing also includes a small structure that looks like a shed or outhouse in the background.

King bob

The image shows four students in a classroom setting. The first student appears alert, the second is less so, the third is slouching, and the last is completely slumped over with their head on the desk. The text on the image reads "Going back to school. First day. First week. First month. Exams."

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

The image shows a Pokémon card with the character X as the main focus. The card's ability is "That freaking tall pillar," and it has an attack called "Help from four". The text also mentions a "basket" and flipping a coin.

blach66

I love photo shop

A picture of Squidward with text saying: On May 19, 1996, Squidward (pictured here in 1973) became the first person on the FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list to be apprehended due to the FBI's then-new home page on the Internet.

killer of bears 101

The image shows a split-screen of a woman's face. On the left, her expression is a grimace, with her mouth downturned, eyes squinted, and a general look of disgust. On the right, she has a neutral look on her face, with slightly raised eyebrows and a more composed expression. Text above the left image reads "Me listening to the new release the first time". Text above the right image reads "Me listening to the new release the seventeenth time".

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