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no thank u for sleeping

A cartoon man with short blond hair and a red outfit with white gloves is shown from the chest up with a surprised expression. Text in white at the top of the image says, "When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospitals and every one starts sleeping better". Text at the bottom of the image says "No need to thank me."

mal

happy early valentines day everyone lmao

A Valentine's Day card with the text "BE MEIN" at the top, followed by a cartoon drawing of Adolf Hitler in a brown uniform and the text "Happy Valentine's Day. Love, Adolf, and also BenKling."

Heroin Monkey

A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a car with a shattered window. The text on the image says: "Be careful out there everyone. I had 2 copies of Concord in my car and someone broke in and left 4 more."

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

real

A man with a wide, slightly maniacal smile is in the bottom part of the image. Above him in white letters it says: "Driving at 200 mph in a school zone:".

Why should you care

which meme is the best

The image contains four separate panels labeled A, B, C, and D. Panel A shows a man looking confused with text saying 'ME LOOKING AT INSTAGRAM WONDERING WHY EVERYONE IS POSTING THEIR SUPERSPREADER ACTIVITIES WITH RECKLESS ABANDON'. Panel B shows a panda statue with two different facial expressions, with text saying 'When you are laughing at all the corona memes but the laughing suddenly turns into coughing'. Panel C shows a crying child with text saying 'Coronavirus: Austria bans all gatherings of more than five people. Families of 6'. Panel D shows a drawing of a person squirting what looks like cream into a child's face with text saying 'ME DURING PANDEMIC'.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a cartoon drawing of a person in two panels. In the first panel, the person is looking straight with a flat, emotionless expression. Above is the text "I don't act or look like how I am." In the second panel, the person has a similar expression but is looking slightly to the right and the text above it reads "So what is me?". Below the two panels is a paragraph that is hard to read due to the image overlayed, but reads: "I'm forced inside this meat mannequin, this suffocating puppet I'm forced to move to survive. I hate the way I'm perceived and implied upon. Every social interaction leads definitive conclusions on me as an idea. The millions of me in everyone else's mind. The only true "me" is stuck inside 6 inches of skull and nobody can ever see it.". A distorted image of a pair of red, teary eyes is overlayed on the bottom left portion of the text.

shaylie lol

The meme shows text at the top that reads, "Y'all ever notice when you lose the remote you lose trust in everyone?" followed by a dialogue: "Are you sitting on the remote?" - "No" "Stand up". Below the text is an image of a person in a tense posture standing in front of a group of people sitting on a couch.

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows eight characters from Hollow Knight, each with a short description of their personality. The characters are "knight", "git gud", "corn", "cloth", "(s)quirrell", "tissue", "zote THE MIGHTY", and "mr mushroom".

stillwaiting..

The image is split into two sections. On the left, there's a fierce-looking T-Rex. On the right is Barney the Dinosaur, smiling and friendly. The text reads: "MY MOM TELLING EVERYONE TO GET READY FOR CHURCH:" over the T-Rex and "MY MOM WHEN WE GET TO CHURCH:" over Barney.

✨Jassy✨

Stupid Bitches

The image shows a two panel meme with the top panel text reading "me: opens sunroof" and the bottom panel text reading "everyone else on the submarine:". Below that is a surprised Pikachu.

Heroin Monkey

An older man with white hair and glasses wearing a red sweater is holding cards and looking down in a classroom. He has a white bag with the text "recycle me" next to him. In the foreground, a paper on a desk reads "Nobody likes you -R". In the background, a few students are sitting at desks.

Chexers

A red buoy is floating on the water with the text 'YEAH BUOY' on it. Above the image, a text overlay reads: "Everyone: 'Are you gonna continue to post stupid memes?' Me:"

LoserIsPro

who wood win

The image shows two cartoon characters: a red cube named Blocky and a blue character with the number four on its chest. The text says "Who would win?" Above Blocky, it reads: "A advertisement who pranks everyone." Above the blue character, it says: "One screechy boi."

GG Miller

dont say this to my jokes .. OK

A yellow minion with large goggles looks confused with an open mouth and the text "Whaaaat?" written next to it. Above the minion, the text reads "When everyone else gets the joke and I'm just sitting there like".

Heroin Monkey

A portrait of Travis Scott in purple and blue tones with bright white eyes. The title of the YouTube video is "Travis Scott - Fein (Aggressive Gaming Phonk Remix)". A comment below the video states: "I TOUCHD MYSELF TO THIS this is the song of the summer on EVERYONE soul."

Tom

Every Furrys Dream

The meme shows a two-panel comic. The first panel displays a table with two options on it: a blue button labeled "Your own fursuit" and a red button labeled "Pay nothing in art commissions". The second panel depicts a cartoon character with wide eyes looking conflicted and the text "EVERYONE" below them.

Wade

I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.

A screenshot of a social media post. The post starts with the text: "I'm asexual!!!! It took me 12 or so years to figure that out. The idea of intercourse between two people disgusts me so much, why would someone do that?" There are two comments below. The first comment says: "Let me guess, you had a 'wait, they're serious about that?? I thought everyone was joking!' moment? :)"

Thw white bread

Face revel cuz everyone is doing it

A person is posing for a selfie with their hands behind their head. They are wearing a pink shirt and has long dark hair. Behind them is a brick wall and a white countertop with a bottle of hand sanitizer.

Ogga🤫🧏‍♀️

True 🤫🧏‍♀️

Two white cards are held up. One reads "professional cook," and the other reads "grandma." Below is a subtitle: "Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture." The bottom image shows a woman with the subtitle "everyone" and the sentence "They're the same picture."

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