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Text reads: "at this moment, my bday is coming up. i was planning on ending everything when my bday comes. nobody will change my mind. ive been waiting for 4 years to finally end it all. im turning 16. i just wanna say thank you everyone who stayed with me even if it was just a few weeks or a month or more for other ppl. i just wanna thank you for everything you guys did for me. i just couldn't just abandon what ive been waiting for. ive been waiting for 4 years to finally be able to do it. i waited bc i want to see if i changed my mind. but no, its still the same thing nothing changed. i want to say goodbye for everyone here bc this might be the last time ill be online on boredpanda bc i have to get ready for the day to come. Thank you everyone, i love you guys"

Your local comrade

An announcement from your Most High Comrade

The image shows a black hammer and sickle symbol above the text: "Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them."

Heroin Monkey

A dog is on top of a raw turkey in a roasting pan. The image is a screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says "OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!". The second says "My baby's in love!". The third message says "MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to do?? We have people to feed!". The last message says "Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. No one will know."

Anonymous

Man kills
himself and
runs away!
Literally everyone

Thoughtless

experiment

The post is a text-based message with several paragraphs detailing a hypothetical scenario involving gorillas and drugs in a shopping mall.

Blach66.1

The image is a visual puzzle. It shows two nearly identical images of a bridge over a river. The left image is not marked, the right image has a red circle marking an area. The text says "Everyone can spot the bridge - but you have 20/20 vision if you can see hidden face in under 6 seconds." above the two images. Above the two images, the text says: "I mean, I seen the balls first does that count?"

Cahyani Ambara

Honestly

The image shows a meme template titled "A Point of View". It consists of twelve panels, each containing a simple cartoon drawing and a label. The panels are arranged in a 3x4 grid. The labels, from left to right and top to bottom, are: "Favorite Characters", "Everyone likes this one except for me", "Started liking recently, didn't like this one at the beginning", "Character that I want to know more about", "Least Favorite Character", "Like the looks but not the personality", "Like the personality but not the looks", "Our personalities match", "Favorite Pairings", "Least Favorite Pairing", "Could've been my friend in real life", and "Would never be friends in real life/our personalities mismatch."

big [fire] balls

A cartoon image shows a character with a long nose and a white lab coat and a sinister grin. The text above him says, "Ah Perry the Platypus, you are too late, I have already activated the Inator that makes everyone in the whole world read this in my voice."

jefferyo100

The image shows the text: "me: if tanjiro can smell blood, does that mean he knows which girls are on their periods? everyone else:", followed by a cartoon face of the character Tanjiro with a surprised look.

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A man with blond hair in a superhero costume stands with his arms outstretched. He is surrounded by people reaching towards him. Text overlay says: "Opening a pack of gum." and "Everyone in my class.". A pack of Trident gum floats near his outstretched hand.

GG Miller

didn't fall for number 6 7 and 5

The image lists "10 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU" with a list of funny observations, and a minion looking surprised. The list reads: "1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips. 4) You just tried to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5. 8) You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9) You laugh at this because you are an idiot (but everyone else does it too, if that makes you feel any better). 10) You are going to repin this to see who else falls for it."

GG Miller

Always Me

A young boy with a slightly annoyed expression is shown. Above and below the boy are white text boxes saying: "Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone. Moving my seat will not help."

KatsukiBakugouSimp

i have no comment

A character with dark hair, red eyes, and horns is reclining and holding a phone with a black screen. He says, "Lucifer: Diavolo's holding a party. Everyone, come immediately."

urfavvirgo

The image shows a split panel, with the top half depicting a person pointing his finger forward with the text "What if you". The top right panel shows an image of heaven with the text "Wanted to go to Heaven". The bottom left panel shows the same person, but this time with his mouth open and finger pointing up with the text "But god said". The bottom right has a longer text asking "is your name amy and are you the smelly Indian who everyone hates because she was so fucking jealous of a guy who literally said he wouldn't online date anymore as soon as he saw your face? is that you?"

Heroin Monkey

63 0060
Romeo & Juliet
is not a love story.
It's a 3-day
relationship between
a 13yr old and a
17yr old that caused
6 deaths.
Sincerely,
Everyone Who
Actually Read It

Just Blach

A news screen shows breaking news about an assassination attempt on Trump with a live chat on the side where people are commenting.

Heroin Monkey

A two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, Timmy stands on the left, saying "I wish everyone has taste buds in their anus". In the second panel, Cosmo is on the right with a shocked expression saying, "Jimmy what the fuck"

KatsukiBakugouSimp

oh yes thats our boi- wait

The image shows a tweet that says "Everyone: *have fun*" and "Bakugou: *tries to kill*" above two panels from a manga. The first panel shows a group of people having fun. The second panel shows Bakugou looking angry with a fist clenched.

Chexers

me with everyone

The image shows a meme with a text at the top saying, "Me to myself: Don't get attached. Also me:". Below is a drawing of Squidward looking sad and Spongebob pulling on Squidward's face, which is distorted. The meme plays on the inner conflict of trying to avoid attachment but getting attached anyway.

DADDY sus aka the king

my mexican mom be like

The image shows two panels. The left panel displays a dinosaur, representing a mom telling everyone to get ready for church. The right panel shows Barney the dinosaur, representing mom once at church.

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