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hayden💯💯💯

lmao

A chubby boy flexing his arms. The text overlay reads: "I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET. I SEE FOOD AND I EAT IT."

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image shows a donkey-like character with a speech bubble above it. The text above the image says "The Brain-Eating Amoebas of Kerosene Creek" and "Had a brain eating amoeba once, poor fella died of hungry".

Jazzy💕

"911 what is your
emergency"
Dog: My owner has been gone for
.02 seconds
911: Have you tried eating the
couch?
10. Theyintrovert

shaylie lol

When you're trying to eat in class
but then the teacher turns around
and you're just like...
MASTER

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

I HAVE TO RUN AS IF I JUST KEEP LOOKING CUTE YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!
FAST AS I CAN
TOA RANDOMLY
SELECTED OTHER ROOM THEY'LL SURELY BLAME THE DOG
ANTIS DAT CHIKIN
OMG! OMG
LET ME EAT YOU DO NOT LEAVE ME!
FOR MEEZ?
I CAN CHANGE.....

Heroin Monkey

Ronald Reagan
•Gets shot once
•Cries about it
•Immediately enacts gun
control like a scared baby
John F. Kennedy
.Gets shot twice
•Eats the first shot for breakfast
•Second shot blows his brains all
over his wife on live TV like a boss
Theodore Roosevelt
•Gets shot once while giving a speech
infront of a huge audience
•Laughs it off
•Continues to give his speech for the next
hour while roasting the would-be assassin

Im totally not drunk 2.0

As a man can confirm

A toy in its packaging is labeled "Useless Man". It says, "This man contributes absolutely nothing to society! Lazy. Unwashed. Just lies around all day eating chips. Now with clothing!"

MEME LORD

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message is from an Uber Eats delivery driver. They ask the customer "awww who's a hungry kitty? :3" and continue with "is it youu are you the hungry pet?" and "aww look at you". The customer responds with "dawg what the f k".

Why should you care

life trick: don't get in relationships so nobody can break them

The image consists of two panels. The left panel shows a cartoon of a blond male character looking to the side with the text 'girls: omg i dont want to crack my neck it might break :(' and 'boys:' The right panel shows a real person holding a shovel and a tub of ice cream with the text 'Girls after breakup: *talks and shares their pain with their friends*' and 'Guys after breakup: I am going to eat this ice-cream with my tactical shovel.'

Heroin Monkey

A sign for a restaurant called "Crabby Dick's" in Delaware, which has a red sign above a white sign. The white sign says, "EAT OUR BALLS WITH OUR HOME MADE SEAMAN SAUCE". Below the sign is an image of a cartoon crab.

MEME LORD

@BreezyCarter
Hubby likes shoving soft boiled eggs
up my vagina (I can hold 3) and then I
squat down and lay the eggs like a hen
and hubby will eat them coated with my
juices →

Anonymous

INVITE FRIENDS OVER
FOR "PARTY
RTY
MAKE THEM FIGHT FOR
THEIR LIVES ABOVE
MAN-EATING PLANT
wwwww

✨Jassy✨

I hate it when that happens

Mr. Krabs from Spongebob Squarepants with his mouth wide open and tongue sticking out as if he is in great pain. The text above reads: "When you swallow a tortilla chip and it slowly slices your throat open on the way down."

Heroin Monkey

A baby hippo is being held by a person. The text on the image says: "Me being removed from the McDonald's playground after eating the other children for 12 hours."

✨Jassy✨

Period

The image shows a text overlay: "I'm not really single. I'm dating myself. I take myself out to eat. I buy myself clothes. I love me. I'm awesome." Below this text, the image shows Mr. Bean on a beach with his arms outstretched.

ohio nugget

lol

A boy with dark hair and a blue and white wrestling suit is flexing his arms. The text on the image says "I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET. I SEE FOOD AND I EAT IT." At the bottom of the image is the watermark "WeKnowMemes".

Adolf kitler

A small, light-orange and white kitten sits on a grey blanket with white stars. The text "i eated a cheese" is overlayed on the image.

Heroin Monkey

On the left side of the image, a group of people is sitting around a large dinner table. On the right side, a doge is wearing a black t-shirt that reads "50,000 battered women and I'm still eating mine plain?!"

Wade

Nightguard fucked up

Four animatronic characters from the Five Nights at Freddy's video game franchise are depicted with evil smiles. The text reads "Me and the boys watching the security guard's power reach 0%. LET'S EAT!!".

AG

A chubby boy with a serious facial expression is flexing his arm muscles. The text on the image reads: "I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET I SEE FOOD AND I EAT IT."

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