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DIANEE

A black dragon is looking to the left with an annoyed face. The text overlayed on the image says "When someone puts milk first then cereal."

DIANEE

someone didn't eat it

The image shows a bearded dragon in two panels. The top panel shows the lizard looking to the left with the text: "I see you poured your heart and soul into that salad. It would be a shame if..." The bottom panel shows the same lizard looking forward with the text: "...someone didn't eat it".

Adolf kitler

A small, light-orange and white kitten sits on a grey blanket with white stars. The text "i eated a cheese" is overlayed on the image.

Mr.Cheese47

cheese

A cat is eating a piece of toast with the text 'gilled cheese' written above it.

Why should you care

life trick: don't get in relationships so nobody can break them

The image consists of two panels. The left panel shows a cartoon of a blond male character looking to the side with the text 'girls: omg i dont want to crack my neck it might break :(' and 'boys:' The right panel shows a real person holding a shovel and a tub of ice cream with the text 'Girls after breakup: *talks and shares their pain with their friends*' and 'Guys after breakup: I am going to eat this ice-cream with my tactical shovel.'

A Star Wars Fan

The image consists of two panels. The top panel shows the text "YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT" with a wooden background and a heart shape made of vegetables and fruits. The bottom panel shows Batman looking stoic in front of a city background and the text "Some Chinese guy right now:".

Heroin Monkey

On the left side of the image, a group of people is sitting around a large dinner table. On the right side, a doge is wearing a black t-shirt that reads "50,000 battered women and I'm still eating mine plain?!"

Heroin Monkey

A baby hippo is being held by a person. The text on the image says: "Me being removed from the McDonald's playground after eating the other children for 12 hours."

Nintendo Fan

The image shows a father and son sitting at a table in a restaurant. The father is looking at his son with a smile, and the son is looking back at his father with a slight smile. There is also a plate of food and a glass on the table. Above the image it says, "Waiter: Kids under 12 eat for free" and "Dad: My son wants 4 large Pizzas and one water for me".

MEME LORD

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message is from an Uber Eats delivery driver. They ask the customer "awww who's a hungry kitty? :3" and continue with "is it youu are you the hungry pet?" and "aww look at you". The customer responds with "dawg what the f k".

AG

A chubby boy with a serious facial expression is flexing his arm muscles. The text on the image reads: "I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET I SEE FOOD AND I EAT IT."

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image shows a donkey-like character with a speech bubble above it. The text above the image says "The Brain-Eating Amoebas of Kerosene Creek" and "Had a brain eating amoeba once, poor fella died of hungry".

Anonymous

INVITE FRIENDS OVER
FOR "PARTY
RTY
MAKE THEM FIGHT FOR
THEIR LIVES ABOVE
MAN-EATING PLANT
wwwww

Anonymous

I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET
I SEE FOOD AND I EAT IT.
WeKnowMemes

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

I HAVE TO RUN AS IF I JUST KEEP LOOKING CUTE YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!
FAST AS I CAN
TOA RANDOMLY
SELECTED OTHER ROOM THEY'LL SURELY BLAME THE DOG
ANTIS DAT CHIKIN
OMG! OMG
LET ME EAT YOU DO NOT LEAVE ME!
FOR MEEZ?
I CAN CHANGE.....

Heroin Monkey

Ronald Reagan
•Gets shot once
•Cries about it
•Immediately enacts gun
control like a scared baby
John F. Kennedy
.Gets shot twice
•Eats the first shot for breakfast
•Second shot blows his brains all
over his wife on live TV like a boss
Theodore Roosevelt
•Gets shot once while giving a speech
infront of a huge audience
•Laughs it off
•Continues to give his speech for the next
hour while roasting the would-be assassin

shaylie lol

When you're trying to eat in class
but then the teacher turns around
and you're just like...
MASTER

Jazzy💕

"911 what is your
emergency"
Dog: My owner has been gone for
.02 seconds
911: Have you tried eating the
couch?
10. Theyintrovert

Anonymous

Theres my friends.....and then theres me

A drawing of three stick figure people with their hands bound by ropes, standing straight. One person in front of them is crouching, with a text bubble that says "I'm going to eat plastic". Above the three figures is the word "no".

MEME LORD

@BreezyCarter
Hubby likes shoving soft boiled eggs
up my vagina (I can hold 3) and then I
squat down and lay the eggs like a hen
and hubby will eat them coated with my
juices →

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