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God Pt.2

A cartoon image shows Lois Griffin from Family Guy at a table with a label that reads "Gen Z". Next to her is a large pill bottle with text that says "The fucking banana scrotum, captain crunch flavored vape that can have bizarre life altering side effects."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text that reads: "the cop who just shot me 12 times in the chest seeing the true power of the indomitable human spirit as I continue to walk towards him unfazed (I'm on methamphetamine)". Below the text is a cat with a wide eyed, slightly frightened expression.

Heroin Monkey

A flowchart with the title "Should you buy crack" has a series of questions leading to the decision of buying crack or not. The flowchart starts with the question "Do you have money?", if no, then "Not for crack", if yes, then, a box says "Blasphemy!". After that, questions about job, payment, possession, and finally whether you have a warm hole leading all the way to "Buy some crack"

Peter griffin on meth

Do it

The image shows a white car with its rear end facing the viewer and smoke coming from the tires. The text overlay reads "SMOKE TIRES" at the top and "NOT DRUGS" at the bottom.

Heroin Monkey

A box of "Pop-Tarts" is shown, with the text "Barney's BOOF" and a picture of Barney with sunglasses and a joint in his mouth. There are cannabis leaves on the box.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a box of the board game "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" with a picture on the box of two kids. On the play area, there are multiple lines of white powder and a credit card, suggesting drug use.

Heroin Monkey

A screengrab of a show titled "PAW Patrol" with a description that reads: "Watch Season 3 Now. First they got the coke. Then they got the money. Now the Colombian cartels want the power. Let the drug wars begin."

Heroin Monkey

Two women sitting in a blue tub, covered in cooked spaghetti.

Heroin Monkey

An ant is standing next to a bottle of antacid tablets. A speech bubble above the ant says, "Fuck dude, I'm tripping balls."

Big_Pix 💯💯

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The image is a side-by-side comparison of two cartoon cars. The left image shows Lightning McQueen looking bright-eyed and smiling. The right image shows a beat-up red car with a wide, somewhat manic grin. Above the images is the text 'Another actor's life ruined by drugs and alcohol.'

Wade

COCaine

A cartoon figure with red and white face, big eyes, and a pointy hat appears to be dancing. Next to it, another cartoon figure with a smaller body and a jester hat looks dizzy or dazed. The text says: "POMNI I HAVE SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE AND I'M STARTING TO FEEL THE AFFECTS! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA"

captainbutt6305

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A meme with the text "When you go outside and you smell that ZAZA." below it is the face of Ryan Gosling. The image has some blur.

Toast ツ

A person with a beard and glasses wearing a hat and jacket standing in a desert landscape. The text on the image reads "Jesse we have to cook. New Vegas needs its Jet."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A meme with a stop sign over a pile of crack rocks. The text reads: "Join the 3 day challenge. No crack on February 29, 30 and 31."

Lostin Flowers

A meth and fetta meme!

The image is split into two parts. The left side shows a pile of meth crystals. The right side shows a block of feta cheese with some crumbles. The text above the images says "THIS IS A", and the text below says "METH AND FETA MEME".

✨Jassy✨

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A young boy with a slight smile on his face is shown. Above him in white text it says, "WHEN THE WEEDMAN," and below him, also in white text, it says "PUTS IN A LITTLE EXTRA."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows Elmo looking confused to the right. To his left is a clear cup with a pair of eyes floating on top. The text reads, "When Elmo's urine sample begins to sing about the importance of drinking water, he realizes that the cocaine he got from Tampa was probably less than 100% pure."

Heroin Monkey

A man with a mustache and an Old Spice hat says "We go together like cocaine and waffles."

Anonymous

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows a Discord message. The user SkinnyBird asks, "Still think Marajuana isn't bad?" followed by two images of the Hollow Knight character. The first character is labeled "No smoke" and is the normal form of the character. The second, below, is labeled "2 smoke" and shows a dramatically transformed and deteriorated form of the character.

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