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when your little sisters room smells like weed

The image shows a close-up of Kevin Hart with a surprised expression and his eyes wide open. The text 'WTF?' is overlaid at the top of the image.

Heroin Monkey

A man with a mustache and an Old Spice hat says "We go together like cocaine and waffles."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows Elmo looking confused to the right. To his left is a clear cup with a pair of eyes floating on top. The text reads, "When Elmo's urine sample begins to sing about the importance of drinking water, he realizes that the cocaine he got from Tampa was probably less than 100% pure."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tumblr post showing three separate comments. The first post says "Learned today that my ex-husband buys his weed from a lesbian dominatrix that banned him from DJing at her sex club because he kept playing his version of 'Lean on Me' made entirely of samples of Homer saying 'd'oh'." The second comment says "AMAZING". The third comment says "Every word in that sentence is better than the last".

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A photo of a mugshot of a man with long dark hair, looking sad and teary-eyed. Text overlaid at the top says, "Florida Man On Drugs Kills Imaginary Friend & Turns Himself In." Below the image, there's a comment by user "bestpresidentna": "you can see the remorse in his eyes."

Heroin Monkey

A box of Pop-Tarts with the flavor label changed to "Frosted Ketamine", which makes it a parody of a normal Pop-Tarts flavor.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a comparison of 'Stoners 2020' and 'Stoners 1520'. In the first panel, a modern stoner is crying and saying 'This weed is too strong, I'm having an anxiety attack,' while another says, 'Haha pussy.' In the second panel, two indigenous people are shown with a bright background, one says, 'Nice Ayahuasca,' and the other says, 'Let's sacrifice a child.'

Wade

Moon Knight is awesome

The image is a three-panel comic style picture. In the first panel, Spider-Man is in the upper part saying, "It's over, Moon Knight! I have the high ground!". In the second panel, Moon Knight replies, "Impossible. You don't even know how many drugs I'm on right now. That's not what I--". In the third panel, Moon Knight declares, "Less talk, more VENGEANCE!!"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a screenshot of a YouTube video by Vsauce. The video title is 'I attempt to revive Hitler using my mind'. Below it, there is a text: 'The entire population of China'. On the right side, there are more suggested videos with titles like 'Doing drugs for science', 'I'm addicted to gambling', 'My left testicle', 'No Man's Sky part 1', and 'I haven't brushed my teeth in 3 years'.

Heroin Monkey

Ernie looks surprised at a rectangular package while Bert stands next to him. The text says: "Ernie is astonished at the size of the brick of cocaine Bert managed to buy with this month's rent money."

Heroin Monkey

An illustration of a wizard with a staff, seemingly casting a spell. Text overlayed on the image reads: "Me casting a spell of healing on my ally (I'm injecting him with ketamine)."

Heroin Monkey

A person with white face paint looks into the camera. Above the image the text 'I'm on acid right now haha' is displayed. Below the image is a text in Amharic that translates to 'Because of the actions you have done, your family will spill blood. They will feel eternal pain for your actions. The tears they shed will turn to blood. The pain they feel will be unbearable. Soon you will be alone.' Below this text, is the text: 'Fuck you'

Heroin Monkey

A drawing shows a monkey sitting in a "restraint chair" hooked up to tubes that deliver "drum n bass" and "iced coffee" to his brain. The monkey is also given "adderall" and a beer, "Miller High Life". He has a plate of "crab rangoon sustenance" in front of him. The monkey's hand is placed on a "response bar" facing the screen labelled "Twitter".

Peter griffin on meth

Do it

The image shows a white car with its rear end facing the viewer and smoke coming from the tires. The text overlay reads "SMOKE TIRES" at the top and "NOT DRUGS" at the bottom.

Cosmo the Intern

A picture shows a research lab with three scientists in lab coats. In the foreground, two scientists have their arms raised and their bodies are slightly bent over as if in shock. Behind them is another scientist and all around them are small hamsters with flames coming out of their backs. There is text at the bottom which reads: "Before DOGE Cuts Funding, NIH Working Feverishly To Complete Study On The Effects Of Giving Meth To Jetpack-Wearing Hamsters. CAMBRIDGE, MA - A team of high-level researchers expanded its working hours this week to intensify efforts to finish an important project before the D..."

Wade

Guide to surviving Scream(1996)

The image displays the text: "The Rules of Surviving a Horror Movie in Scream (1996). According to Wes Craven's horror slasher movie Scream (1996), these are the rules to surviving a horror movie: 1. Never say "who's there". 2. Don't have sex. 3. Don't drink or do drugs. 4. Never say "I'll be right back". 5. Everyone is a suspect. 6. Never go out to investigate a strange noise. Bonus: The supposedly dead killer may come back to life in the end for one final scare." On the right, there is a depiction of the Ghostface mask.

Heroin Monkey

A person is holding a worm up to their nose as if they are going to snort it. The text says: "If God didn't want us to snort worms... He wouldn't have made them cylindrical!!! WORM SNORTING CLUB. Every Monday and Thursday! Location changes often!" The background is a colorful, psychedelic swirl pattern.

Heroin Monkey

The image is divided into four panels. The first panel shows Hank Schrader looking upset with the text "CONSUME THE" above him and "DABABY POTION MR. WHITE" below him. The second panel shows Walter White in a car, with the text "NEVER!!" above him and "NO STOP DOING THIS HANK" below him. The third panel shows Jesse Pinkman in distress with the text "JESSE HELP ME, JESSE WHERE ARE YOU AAAAAAA" and a bottle labeled "DABaby Potion" next to him. The fourth and fifth panels show Hank and Walter, each with a blue hat and fingers pointed at their temples. The text "LESS GOO" is below Hank, and "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" is below Walter.

Anonymous

Who are you?

The image shows six figures labeled #1 to #6. The first figure is labeled 'shy', the second 'clown?', the third 'chill', the fourth 'special', the fifth 'cry baby', and the sixth figure has the label 'Actually fucking phyco to the point where you look like you are on drugs'. Each figure is different: The second figure has a colorful hat and the fifth has tears.

Heroin Monkey

A vintage-style illustration shows a woman in a green dress sitting in an armchair. She has a speech bubble above her head with the text "Alexa, load the bong." A cat is resting on the floor beneath the table.

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