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Hagrid

The image shows Hagrid's face and the text: "Did you know? Dumbledore always called him Hagrid whilst he referred to everyone else by their first name. That's because his full name was actually Hagrid Rubeus Hagrid. Hagrid is Latin for "The Hairy One" and he's so big his dad named him it twice."

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Lingerie

A screenshot of an online comment section. The top comment by 'sissyslutforyouonly' reads: "I wore my mom's lingerie and got off to imagining my dad doing me (I'm not a girl)". A reply by 'dave_mustains_stolen_riff' features a black and white image of a war-weary soldier with a thousand-yard stare, looking intensely into the camera.

Mom

imagine having a mom

The image is divided into two columns, the left side says "To Mom:" and lists several needs and questions commonly asked by children such as "I'm hungry...", "Where are you?", "Can you help me...". On the right side, it says "To Dad:" and below that "Where's Mom?"

Story

The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

Child

The image shows a blurry bird running with the text "8 year old me running over to my dad because 'bob from work' is calling."

Kim Jong Un

Dad

Three men, including Kim Jong-un in the center, walk in front of a large missile on a military vehicle.

Nut

A puppet-like character with a shocked expression is seen mid-ejaculation, with a white substance flying through the air. The text above the image says, "when you nut and your dad walks into the room."

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MOM WHAT
THE FUCK!?
HOLY SHIT,
IT'S GREG!
MOM was GIVING HER WHOLE HEAD to Mr.
Winsky, and Vice Principal Roy is FUCKING DEAD!
As soon as I walked in these fuckers immediately acted
like they weren't just fucking crawling over each other.
That filthy homewrecker Mr. Winsky sent Mom and told
her to take me home. Fucking delinquents.
I have to tell Dad that Mom is a whore somehow. This
bitch needs to be sent to the streets.
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Princess

💖💖💖💖💖

The image is a text exchange between a dad and someone else. The dad asks "Are you treating my little princess ok?" The other person replies: "Sir...your little princess has anger issues and throws hands like an inmate. Yes. Things are fantastic."

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Dad: Do you wanna know what your sister said while she
lost her virginity?
Son: Dad, please stop this is inappropriate
Dad: Exactly

Kitten

Salad

A small white kitten with black spots is being held by pink kitchen tongs. The text above the image reads: "dad!" and below "Why is someone grabbing that kitten with tongs?!" A blue text box in the corner says "salad"

Milk

A meme image split into four quadrants. The top-left quadrant shows a five-sided polygon labeled "Pentagon". The top-right shows a six-sided polygon labeled "Hexagon". The bottom-left shows an eight-sided polygon labeled "Octagon". The bottom-right quadrant features a small milk carton with a black and white cow print, labeled "MILK". To the left of the milk carton, written vertically in red, are the words "your dad gone". The image also has "mememaker.ai" in the bottom right corner.

Family

A black and white image styled as a page from a 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' book. The text describes a dark scenario: 'DAD IS FUCKING DEAD. HE SHOT HIMSELF. Rodrick and I heard a bang come from the basement, and the first thing we see is DAD ON THE FLOOR WITH A BULLET IN HIS FUCKING HEAD. When Mom turned around, I tell you she looked batshit crazy. She was holding a glock and looked like a fucking animal.' The accompanying illustration shows a character (Mom or Rodrick) pointing a gun at another character (Greg) while Dad lies on the floor. A speech bubble says 'I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS GREG.' Another character (Bubby) points and yells 'BUBBY DID IT!' The narrator concludes: 'HE had to fuck shit up.' The page number 10 is at the bottom.

Minion

i'll be the minion on the right

The image shows two columns labeled "To Mom" and "To Dad". The "To Mom" column lists many common child complaints and requests. The "To Dad" column contains a single question: "Where's Mom?" Two minions are depicted in the "To Dad" column, looking confused.

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Brother

The image shows four panels, each with a different SCP object class icon and a caption. The first panel shows the icon for Euclid with text: "How hard I could hit my brother". The second panel displays the Safe icon with text: "How hard I decided to hit him". The third panel shows the Keter icon with the caption: "How he described it to my dad". The fourth and final panel shows the Apollyon icon with the caption: "How my dad gonna hit me".

Skill

my dad is good

A video still shows a bicycle in the street and the text "Holy shit! Your dad is a good biker." The video is taken at night.

Common

A still from Finding Nemo is juxtaposed with a quote. The quote reads, "What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found."

Bug

A cartoon-style image shows a cute bug. The image's text reads "Cool bug facts. My dad beats me."

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