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Heroin Monkey

A photo of Jeffrey Epstein with text describing his alleged experiences in prison. The text says 'be epstein. chilling in cell. clintons come in, forcefully cover you in oil. they leave. that was weird but okay, at least they didn't kill me. the sprinkler turns on. shoot upwards and break neck on ceiling.'

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A person with a beard and glasses wearing a hat and jacket standing in a desert landscape. The text on the image reads "Jesse we have to cook. New Vegas needs its Jet."

Heroin Monkey

A screengrab of a show titled "PAW Patrol" with a description that reads: "Watch Season 3 Now. First they got the coke. Then they got the money. Now the Colombian cartels want the power. Let the drug wars begin."

Heroin Monkey

A man in a suit with a serious look is standing in front of a grey background. Above and below him are two text blocks: "Your honor, it wasn't a 'hate crime'" and "It was a 'gamer moment'".

Heroin Monkey

Two pictures side by side. The picture on the left is a policeman in uniform. The picture on the right is a man looking at the camera. The text in the image says: This is Heartwarming. This police officer was called to a grocery store in response to this man stealing food to feed his family. Instead of arresting the man, the police officer shot him 38 times.

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The image shows a news report with the headline "Florida Man Disguises Himself in Bull Costume as He Tries to Burn Down Former Lover's House With Pasta Sauce". Below the headline is a picture of a man with dark hair and a slight beard. Below the man's photo, the screen shows the text "Men Use Spaghetti Sauce in Burglary Plot, Deland, Volusia County."

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The image shows a split screen. The top half contains a news headline and two photos of a man. The headline reads: "Florida Man Arrested For Hanging On Traffic Light And Sh*tting On Cars Passing Underneath". The photos show a mugshot and street scene. The bottom half of the image shows a pigeon standing indoors on an armchair, with the text "Are you challenging me?"

Heroin Monkey

$An unopened cardboard box and a handwritten letter is on a white table. The text below the image reads: "Unopened Vintage 1983 Ted Kaczynski \"UNABOMBER\" Package STILL SEALED! 100% positive feedback $19,550.00 + $12.50 Shipping 32 bids 1h 21m"$

Heroin Monkey

A picture of Jeffrey Epstein and Sean Combs (Diddy) with the text "Couples who finish each others sentences" overlaid.

Thoughtless

A text post that says: "We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible." Followed by two comments: "what button", and "what fucking button".

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A Shiba Inu dog is holding a white rag up with a slightly mischievous smile on its face. The text above says, "EXCUSE ME" and the text below says, "Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

DIANEE

A bearded dragon lizard wears a black balaclava. The text overlay reads: "Gimme the bugs and no one gets hurt."

Heroin Monkey

A statue with an exaggerated expression of shock and surprise. The text says, "When the cops find drugs and you have to act like you don't know how they got up your ass."

Adolf Nigler

Unbearable meme attempt 1

An image of two muscular arms about to arm-wrestle. The left arm is labeled 'Schindler,' and the right arm is labeled 'Epstein.' The text 'Jewish guy with a list' appears above the two arms.

T.walk1992

A yellow minion with a big smile and goggles is on the right side. The text on the left side reads: "IF ROBBERS EVER BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND SEARCHED FOR MONEY I'D gang rape my wife."

Anonymous

Remember: if having guns is against the law, it doesn’t stop law-breakers.

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PussyTickler

the face of a murderer

A white face with black oval eyes and a gray smiling mouth on a white background.

Raptor

Pure law-abiding citizen.

A person wearing a black balaclava and gloves is holding a gun in one hand and a book labeled "LAW" in the other. The text above reads: "HOLD ON GUYS," and the text below reads: "LET ME CHECK THE GUN LAWS FIRST".

DAP ME UP

tell Bruce get over it

In a dark alley scene, a young boy is kneeling between two bodies, seemingly deceased. In the upper right corner, another person is sitting on a ledge, giving a thumbs up.

Adolf Nigler

Michelle Obama wanted more vegetables in school.

The image shows a split view. On the left, there's a portrait of a young man with glasses. On the right is a blurry image of a classroom, with a person visible in the background. Below, text reads, "Georgia School Shooter Targets Special Needs Class, Autistic Teen Among Victims".

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