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Heroin Monkey

A mugshot of a man is shown below a news headline: "Kenya: Chinese tourist arrested with 300 zebra pieces in his luggage."

Heroin Monkey

A picture of Cristiano Ronaldo with a smug smile. Above him, there is text saying: "when my car gets stolen but realise the body in the trunk is not my problem anymore."

C A S N O V A

yes

The image shows a close-up of an anime character with yellow hair and pink cheeks looking down. The text above the character reads, "When you called shotgun but the kidnapper still put you in the trunk."

Daddy dick

Just wanna repost from my old account

A news headline states "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody And Being Hunted By Police." Below the text there is an image with police cars and emergency lights as well as a mugshot of a man with wide eyes and a shocked expression. The news source is attributed to timw_brap, and the post date is January 8, 2016.

Daddy dick

Repost from my friends account

A picture of a news report at night, with police and firetrucks visible. On the right, a mugshot of Ian, the person who was arrested. The text reads: Breaking news. Ian arrested for breaking into homes and tickling butthole!

GG Miller

tryna catch a body??

The image shows a yellow minion holding a red bat. Above the minion are the words: "PATIENCE IS WHAT YOU HAVE WHEN THERE ARE TOO MANY WITNESSES."

Heroin Monkey

A woman's mugshot below a newspaper headline that reads, "'Long Live Chairman Mao!' woman shouts as she decapitates her landlord with a Samurai Sword for raising her rent."

kanade otonokoji

PIZZA

A news headline states "Armed Pizza Hut Employee Shoots And Kills 1 of 3 Armed Robbers While Defending Himself & The Store". Below that, a person is wearing a pizza box on their head, a white apron with red spots, and holding a pizza peel. At the bottom, the text says, "Nobody out pizzas the hut".

RhymeKing

The image shows the text "Roses are red, I like cake:" above a screenshot from a YouTube video. The video shows a woman with a surprised expression. At the bottom of the video, the title reads "A man saved me from drowning, but now I am suing him for rape." The video creator's name is also visible as "Cassidy Boon."

Heroin Monkey

A group of children sitting in a circle under a rainbow-colored parachute. Above the picture is the text: "The council has convened to try you for your many crimes."

EnochTyr

FOR REALLLLL

A red and white sign that reads: NO TRESPASSING. WE'RE TIRED OF HIDING THE BODIES. There are several blood splatters and a spider web on the sign.

EnochTyr

damnn

The image shows a young girl, described as a 10-year-old comedian, telling a joke about online dating, saying that every time she meets someone new, they end up in jail. Below the girl is a zoomed-in, close-up of a face expressing an exaggerated, suspicious reaction.

RapBoat

Based king

A news headline states, 'Diddy: I Will Beat These Charges Senseless', accompanied by a photo of Diddy in a gray shirt.

Heroin Monkey

A mugshot of a man named Barry Larry Terry with wide, startled eyes. The text below states that he was arrested for unlawful possession of a wild racoon and not having a headlamp on his bicycle. The text above the image says "There is so much going on here. The name, the crimes, the mugshot."

CrackedRuby_alt

Oop

A tweet from CBS News stating that a Florida man was arrested for kidnapping 27 people and forcing them to play Yahtzee for 36 hours straight. The tweet includes the man's mugshot.

CrackedRuby_alt

Welp

A three-panel cartoon shows a man being threatened by a robber, who is smoking, who says 'Ya know, cigarettes are gonna kill you someday'. The man replies 'Ya, sure, whatever pal'. In the final panel, the man is being chased by armed cigarettes and a match.

DADDY sus aka the king

repost og meme

The text on the image reads: "stay on the lookout. The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody And Being Hunted By Police.". The image shows a news story with a blurry car with police lights and a mugshot of a man with wide eyes.

Daddy dick

Roses are red lord give me peace

The image is a split panel. The left side shows a blurry photo of emergency vehicles at night. The right side shows a mugshot of a man with wide eyes. Text above the panels reads "Roses are red Lord give me peace". Below the image the text says "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody And Being Hunted By Police."

Hollow Knight Is Great

Off brand Hollow Knight

The image is a drawing titled "BUGGY BOY AND HIS FRIENDS" with eight cartoonish characters. Each character has a short description below it. The first is labeled "cute" and "responsible for several war crimes", the second is "pretty", the third is "mean", the fourth "goth icon", the fifth bought himself a "1 dad mug", the sixth "has had several abortions", the seventh is a "crazy man", and the last is "wittle cutie moth".

DAP ME UP

Fr all you gotta do is get one enemy

A person with wide eyes and mouth open looking frightened. The text says: "pov: someone ip grabbed you and starts sending hitmen after you."

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