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Shitpost master-general
16 days ago
A cartoon image shows Santa Claus standing next to a reindeer whose legs have been replaced with cinder blocks. Santa, looking exasperated, is saying, "I TOLD YOU NOT TO STOP IN JACKSONVILLE." The background depicts a snowy urban scene with buildings.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    19 days ago
    A top-down shot of a large amount of groceries laid out on a table, including boxes of cereal, packaged meats (chicken and beef), bags of snacks (Cheez-It, chips), canned goods (tuna, crushed tomatoes, green beans), cartons of milk, jugs of water, and other various food items. Above the image, text reads: "@entrapanure here's what $0 gets you at a grocery store if you're not a pussy".
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  • Willy b
    1 month ago
    A close-up shot of a cheese pizza inside a pizza box, covered with many dark, circular holes resembling bullet holes. The text above reads: "Papa John's just introduced its Chicago style pizza."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    A meme presented in a tweet format. The top part shows a user's profile picture and username, followed by text quoting 'd4vd' saying, 'haha 67!! please relate to me teenagers'. Below this, another line of text reads, 'the decomposing body in his trunk:'. The main visual is a dark, unsettling image of a skeletal, elongated figure with prominent teeth and decaying features, against a black background. Below the image, there is another tweet from 'd4vd' that simply states '67'.
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  • LethalCupcake2
    2 months ago
    A meme split into two panels. The top panel shows a real firearm, modified to resemble a blue and orange Nerf toy gun, resting on a wooden surface next to a ruler. Below this is a YouTube video thumbnail with the title "Real Gun Disguised as Nerf Toy" from "News4JAX". The bottom panel shows a man with curly hair and a dark jacket, known as Super Hans from Peep Show, walking on a city street and looking back towards the camera. Text overlayed on this panel reads: "The person who disguised a real gun as a nerf gun: The secret ingredient is crime."
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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Changing one’s life looks like…

    A close-up selfie of a Black man wearing a grey baseball cap and a light blue shirt. He has vitiligo, a skin condition causing white patches, notably around his left eye and cheek. Text above him reads: "He stopped robbing for 3 days and is already seeing Results".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    3 months ago
    A four-panel image showing the faces of four men, each with a label above them. From left to right: The first panel shows Dr Disrespect with the label 'NOOB'. The second panel shows Drake with the label 'PRO'. The third panel shows Sean 'Diddy' Combs with the label 'HACKER'. The fourth panel shows Jeffrey Epstein with the label 'GOD'.
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    The Abyss
    4 months ago

    Respectable

    A close-up photo shows a person holding a pigeon. A small, light blue fabric backpack is strapped to the pigeon's back, and through an opening in the fabric, numerous small, white pills are visible inside. The text at the top reads, "Police catch a pigeon with 200 ecstasy pills hidden in a little backpack."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    A split image. On the left, a man with a long beard and a red hat that reads 'MAKE PEDOPHILES AFRAID AGAIN' points his finger. On the right, the same man, now bald and clean-shaven, is seen in an orange jumpsuit, appearing in a court or jail setting. The text above the images states 'Pedo Hunter arrested for raping his own daughter.' The text below says, 'Reminds me of when you kill someone in Among Us and then report it yourself to make it less suspicious.'
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    A meme template showing two drawn characters side-by-side. On the left is a crying man with glasses labeled "AI WILL STEAL YOUR JOB". On the right is a confident, bearded man labeled "I'D LIKE TO SEE AI SELL CRACK TO MINORS IN LOCKER ROOMS."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    6 months ago
    The image is a digitally manipulated photograph of Charles Manson, Marilyn Manson, and Marilyn Monroe, made to resemble a family portrait. Charles Manson is on the left with a beard and brown hair. Marilyn Manson, made to look like a child, is in the center with no eyebrows. Marilyn Monroe is on the right with blond hair. They are all smiling.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    6 months ago
    A dog wearing glasses and a hat sits on the floor. The text on the image says, "Today is Thursday which means Dexter commits money laundering."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    6 months ago
    A man with a beard and mullet wearing a suit appears against a background with purple lighting. The top of the image reads, "!TRADE OFFER!" Below this text, it reads, "You receive: Mail."
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  • tabs1528
    6 months ago
    A screenshot of a Google search with the text "white people stole my car" in the search bar. Below the search bar, Google suggests, "Did you mean: black people stole my car."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    6 months ago
    A cartoon image shows a person in a pink bathrobe asking for a blow dryer, while a trollface character stands behind them holding a gun instead.
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  • Evil Duck Lords Of America
    7 months ago

    I like kidnapping cats

    A duck points a gun at the viewer.
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  • Adolf kitler
    7 months ago

    got kidnapped

    A person is pointing a gun at a kitten, who has its paws raised above its head in front of a window.
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  • Face mcshooty
    7 months ago
    A picture of the actor Michael C. Hall, who played Dexter in the show of the same name, with the text "Is it a hate crime if I love doing it?"
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  • YumMan
    7 months ago

    POV: school shooters be like when they see students running

    A GIF showing two hands. The lower hand is partially visible and has three stripes tattooed on its wrist. The index finger is pointed upwards, and a flickering flame emanates from the fingertip. Above, another hand with black fingernails is positioned.
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  • Face mcshooty
    7 months ago
    A muscular man lifts his shirt to reveal a handgun in his waistband. Text: POV: me at the coffee shop presenting my 100% off coupon to the barista.
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