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A picture of the actor Michael C. Hall, who played Dexter in the show of the same name, with the text "Is it a hate crime if I love doing it?"

YumMan

POV: school shooters be like when they see students running

A GIF showing two hands. The lower hand is partially visible and has three stripes tattooed on its wrist. The index finger is pointed upwards, and a flickering flame emanates from the fingertip. Above, another hand with black fingernails is positioned.

Face mc shooty

A muscular man lifts his shirt to reveal a handgun in his waistband. Text: POV: me at the coffee shop presenting my 100% off coupon to the barista.

Anonymous

A three-panel comic shows a police officer telling a man he is under arrest, with the man happily saying "Hooray!"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a portrait of Young Thug next to an artist's depiction of a Dyson Sphere. Text overlaid on the image reads, "Court documents reveal Young Thug was in the process of constructing a Dyson Sphere in a distant Galaxy."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A screenshot of two combined tweets. The first tweet features a photo of Paulie Walnuts from The Sopranos, along with the text "Ay, Tone. What kinda death camp has a divin' team?" The second tweet reads, "A million Jews drowned trying to get the pennies the Nazis had glued to the bottom of the pool."

Heroin Monkey

A man is standing in front of a wall with text overlayed on the image. The text describes a story about visiting a petting zoo, painting hair, and cow kidnapping.

Lil’ bro

Cartoon drawing of Dora the Explorer and Boots the monkey. Text above them reads, "Be gay". Text below them reads, "Do crime."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Google search result for "Mummy Pig" showing a cartoon pig, followed by text that details the pig's life as having 67 divorces, being in love with Lester from GTA 5, hacking Fortnite, and killing 417 people including Stephen Hawking.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Reddit post. The question reads, "What is something illegal that you've done and gotten away with?" The top comment says, "So you know how some people have bowls of candy with a 'take one' sign out for Halloween? Well, I fucked a dead moose."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a meme that references stereotypes of Ireland and Romania. Above two rows of flags and pictures the question "An Irishman leaves a car in Romania. Can the Romanians strip it apart before it blows up?" is written. On the left side is the flag of Ireland and underneath an image of a car burning with a man in a protective suit standing next to it. On the right side is the flag of Romania and underneath an image of a man in a ski mask appearing to be stealing parts of a car.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A weed bag with Spongebob smoking is lying on the ground with the text "Do NOT want to run into whoever been smoking this." on the bottom of the image.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

Two hands are holding jumper cables. The text on the image says: "Your nipples. Hand them over now."

MATTIX

A catalytic converter is painted yellow with the words "Get a Job" written on it. The text above and below the catalytic converter reads: "This need to be on every catalytic converter!"

Anonymous

A man is looking to the right in a close up shot. Text above reads: "When you getting tortured by the Cartel but the leader thick ahh Colombian daughter walks in so I gotta withstand the pain so she doesn't get the ick."

Heroin Monkey

Image shows a depiction of heaven, with a multitude of figures in white robes. A blue planet is visible on the lower left, while on the lower right, two figures with wings are visible. The text overlay reads: "my whole bloodline chanting my name as i reach for the officers weapon".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a split-screen. On the left, a man is being arrested by two police officers. On the right, there is a collapsed parking garage with cars scattered among the debris. The text overlay at the top reads, 'New York man arrested in connection of parking garage collapse after giving homeless people pickaxes and telling them there was a lost crack stash'.

Heroin Monkey

A statue with an exaggerated expression of shock and surprise. The text says, "When the cops find drugs and you have to act like you don't know how they got up your ass."

Lustlos from Sw

A tweet by derek guy @dieworkwear that reads: "i honestly dont know how rich ppl end up committing crimes. if i had even $500K, i would live so peacefully, mind my own business, wear my little outfits, and just feed birds."

Adolf Nigler

Unbearable meme attempt 1

An image of two muscular arms about to arm-wrestle. The left arm is labeled 'Schindler,' and the right arm is labeled 'Epstein.' The text 'Jewish guy with a list' appears above the two arms.

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