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Face

A gingerbread house decorated with white frosting, green frosting leaves, and colorful candies. The front of the house is a large printed image of the face of actor Hugh Laurie with a serious or grumpy expression. Smaller cutouts of other men in suits are placed on either side of the house. The text overlay reads: Did someone say Gingerbread House?

Dyson sphere

The image shows a portrait of Young Thug next to an artist's depiction of a Dyson Sphere. Text overlaid on the image reads, "Court documents reveal Young Thug was in the process of constructing a Dyson Sphere in a distant Galaxy."

Digit

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A screenshot of a tweet stating NASA uses only 15 digits of Pi for interplanetary travel. According to the tweet, at 40 digits, one could calculate the circumference of a circle the size of the visible universe. Below is an image of the Engineer character from the video game Team Fortress 2, with the text "YOUR REACTION WHEN YOU ARE AN ENGINEER WHO ONLY USES 3 DIGITS OF PI TO BUILD A SKYSCRAPER."

Lego

The image shows a LEGO instruction manual for a Clone Army set. It humorously highlights step one: assembling a clone trooper minifigure, with instructions indicating that 1.2 million of these are needed. The words "WELL" and "FUCK" are above and below the instructions respectively.

Bridge

Shitpost-master general

The image is a cartoon-style comparison of a "traditional suspension bridge" versus an "improved suspension bridge." The traditional bridge looks like a standard suspension bridge with a flat road. The improved bridge has a road that goes up and down like a rollercoaster, labeled with "fun jumps", "less cable", and "more clearance".

Man

The image shows a split-screen. On the left, a man is being arrested by two police officers. On the right, there is a collapsed parking garage with cars scattered among the debris. The text overlay at the top reads, 'New York man arrested in connection of parking garage collapse after giving homeless people pickaxes and telling them there was a lost crack stash'.

House

The image shows a floor plan of a house. The top part includes a bedroom, kitchen, and bath. The bottom part is labeled "Forklift battle arena". The text above the top part reads "dream house".

Camera

A man standing in front of a brick wall while gesturing with his hands. The text above him reads: "me, a bricklayer, explaining to my apprentice (holding the camera) how I constructed this beautiful wall."

Taxi

Pig

A cartoon shows a wolf looking at a house made of wolf skulls. On top of the house is a pink pig. Text below reads: "The fourth little pig's house was made of wolf skulls. They aren't very sturdy, but they send a message."

Hat

Two images, stacked vertically, showing the same set of Lego bricks. In the first image, two rectangular Lego bricks are placed on a wooden surface; one is orange and the other is blue. The second image shows the same set of Lego bricks but a brown hat shaped Lego brick is placed on top.

Lego

The image shows a grid of eight panels, each with a close-up of the character Kuzco from the movie "The Emperor's New Groove." In each panel, Kuzco is smiling smugly and the text overlay says "Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.". Above the image the text "Building LEGO be like" is displayed.

Screw

Screw Screw

A close-up of a yellow and black handled screwdriver on a wooden surface. To the left of the handle, the text "Me" is overlaid. To the right are three screws and the text "Your Mom".

Wood

The image shows the text "Literally us:" above three images. The top left image shows a screw and is labeled "Screws borrowed from aunt." The top right image shows stacked wooden planks and is labeled "Eco friendly wood veneer." The bottom image shows stacked galvanized steel.

Ladder

A photo of a stepladder next to the text "I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid."

Toilet

A wooden door featuring a vertical window that reveals a toilet, accompanied by a "PUSH" sign.

Mom

Bang-Bang

A hand holding a nail on a wooden board. A hammer is about to hit the nail. "Me" is written on the hammer. "Your mom" is written near the nail.

Trip

Pyramid

The image shows three aliens in the foreground with two UFOs in the background. The text says, "The aliens after arriving at Egypt, giving the blueprints of the pyramids to humans and just about to give them equipment when they start building it with their bare fucking hands."

Machine Gun

An image of a homemade machine gun. The gun is made from an electric drill, a wooden gun stock, and metal components. Text underneath the image reads: "80-vuotias hämeenlinnalaisinsinööri kehitteli porakoneesta konetuliaseen, jonka tulinopeus on 420 laukausta minuutissa. Aseeseen sopivat 22 kaliiperin panokset. An 80-year old engineer from Hämeenlinna (a city in Finland) made a machine gun out of an electric drill, which has a firing speed of 420 shots per minute. The gun takes .22 rounds."

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