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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a LEGO instruction manual for a Clone Army set. It humorously highlights step one: assembling a clone trooper minifigure, with instructions indicating that 1.2 million of these are needed. The words "WELL" and "FUCK" are above and below the instructions respectively.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

The image is a cartoon-style comparison of a "traditional suspension bridge" versus an "improved suspension bridge." The traditional bridge looks like a standard suspension bridge with a flat road. The improved bridge has a road that goes up and down like a rollercoaster, labeled with "fun jumps", "less cable", and "more clearance".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a split-screen. On the left, a man is being arrested by two police officers. On the right, there is a collapsed parking garage with cars scattered among the debris. The text overlay at the top reads, 'New York man arrested in connection of parking garage collapse after giving homeless people pickaxes and telling them there was a lost crack stash'.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a floor plan of a house. The top part includes a bedroom, kitchen, and bath. The bottom part is labeled "Forklift battle arena". The text above the top part reads "dream house".

Heroin Monkey

A man standing in front of a brick wall while gesturing with his hands. The text above him reads: "me, a bricklayer, explaining to my apprentice (holding the camera) how I constructed this beautiful wall."

Heroin Monkey

Willy b

A cartoon shows a wolf looking at a house made of wolf skulls. On top of the house is a pink pig. Text below reads: "The fourth little pig's house was made of wolf skulls. They aren't very sturdy, but they send a message."

big [fire] balls

Two images, stacked vertically, showing the same set of Lego bricks. In the first image, two rectangular Lego bricks are placed on a wooden surface; one is orange and the other is blue. The second image shows the same set of Lego bricks but a brown hat shaped Lego brick is placed on top.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a grid of eight panels, each with a close-up of the character Kuzco from the movie "The Emperor's New Groove." In each panel, Kuzco is smiling smugly and the text overlay says "Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.". Above the image the text "Building LEGO be like" is displayed.

Adolf Nigler

Screw Screw

A close-up of a yellow and black handled screwdriver on a wooden surface. To the left of the handle, the text "Me" is overlaid. To the right are three screws and the text "Your Mom".

Little John

The image shows the text "Literally us:" above three images. The top left image shows a screw and is labeled "Screws borrowed from aunt." The top right image shows stacked wooden planks and is labeled "Eco friendly wood veneer." The bottom image shows stacked galvanized steel.

The Dark humor Hub

A photo of a stepladder next to the text "I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid."

Anonymous

A wooden door featuring a vertical window that reveals a toilet, accompanied by a "PUSH" sign.

Adolf Nigler

Bang-Bang

A hand holding a nail on a wooden board. A hammer is about to hit the nail. "Me" is written on the hammer. "Your mom" is written near the nail.

Heroin Monkey

Anonymous

The image shows three aliens in the foreground with two UFOs in the background. The text says, "The aliens after arriving at Egypt, giving the blueprints of the pyramids to humans and just about to give them equipment when they start building it with their bare fucking hands."

Heroin Monkey

An image of a homemade machine gun. The gun is made from an electric drill, a wooden gun stock, and metal components. Text underneath the image reads: "80-vuotias hämeenlinnalaisinsinööri kehitteli porakoneesta konetuliaseen, jonka tulinopeus on 420 laukausta minuutissa. Aseeseen sopivat 22 kaliiperin panokset. An 80-year old engineer from Hämeenlinna (a city in Finland) made a machine gun out of an electric drill, which has a firing speed of 420 shots per minute. The gun takes .22 rounds."

Heroin Monkey

A white Lego skeleton figure is holding a large white cylinder in front of it. The cylinder is positioned to look like a penis.

Brick 100

Brick 100

A pixel art image of a single brick with holes, rendered in shades of orange and red on a light purple background.

Heroin Monkey

A picture shows a small river or creek with stepping stones. The stones are placed in a line across the water. Most stones look like concrete cylinders. One stone is a metal lid or pot cover.

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