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Daddy Cock

Fuck you

A split image showing a black PlayStation 5 console on the left and a man getting a haircut on the right. Text on top of the image says, "Ps5 black looks clean af." and text below the two images says, "Probably runs faster too."

Chexers

The image consists of two panels. The top panel shows an orangutan with a breathing tube. The text next to it reads, "Hair follicles on my head." The bottom panel shows a muscular gorilla with its arms raised. The text next to it reads, "Hair follicles on my a**."

Anime Boy

A comparison between German and English pronouns for 'you'. German has multiple forms while English uses just one. The text in the image says 'Deutsch ist eine einfache Sprache' which means 'German is an easy language'. On the left, there's a person pointing angrily, on the right a person is laughing.

Wade

Dang the sun is pretty small..I can see the banana

A picture of the sun with text that says: "Many people don't appreciate how huge the sun actually is, so I added a banana for scale."

原田

The image shows a split panel comparison. On the left, a person with a bowl cut and sunglasses gives a thumbs up. The text above reads, "The mf that every girl likes:". On the right, a muscular person is posed in black and white with text above it that says, "You (underrated cool looking gigachad):".

Wade

True

The image shows two different clowns. The top one is a scary looking clown with red hair and a white face, yelling "YOU DISGUST ME RONALD! YOU'RE NOT EVEN SCARY!". Below him is Ronald McDonald, with a creepy smile saying "I'VE KILLED MORE PEOPLE THAN YOU. MOTHERF***ER".

⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧

accurate af (credit to wade)

The image shows a comparison. On the left is a photo of a girl with glasses and pouting lips. On the right is a blob fish. There is an equal sign between the two images.

Cricket Green

Movies now

Three Spiderman pointing at each other. Above them the text "WHAT MADE YOU SO SPECIAL?", then, from left to right, they are labeled "ELEMENTAL", "PROUD FAMILY: LAP" and "NEW PAW PATROL".

原田

The image shows a split-screen comparison. On the left is a cartoon of Mr. Potato Head with a curvy figure. On the right is Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. also with a curvy figure. The text above the images reads, "how my bf is built vs how I'm built." The text below the images says, "My boyfriend just sent me this so looks like I'm single."

pande

The image shows six pictures of cat paws. Each paw is labeled with a different type of bean or pea. The first picture shows a black paw labeled "Black Bean". The second picture shows a pink paw labeled "Pink Pea". The third picture shows a gray paw with pink beans labeled "Pinto Bean". The fourth picture shows a dark paw with black beans labeled "Black Eyed Pea". The fifth picture shows a black paw with white beans labeled "Chickpea". The sixth picture shows a white paw with black and pink beans labeled "Mixed Beans".

BellaTrix

The image shows a split comparison of two characters. On the left, it shows a light-skinned woman with blonde hair wearing a white gown. On the right, a woman with dark curly hair is shown in a dark outfit holding a wand. The text above each image reads "People who wake up at 6AM" and "People who are still awake at 6AM" respectively.

BellaTrix

Me!

A multi-panel image showing a scene from an interview with a woman, presumably Bellatrix, next to a man in a suit. In the first two panels, she says "Could she, stop, okay. Come on." and the man says, "This is my ship." The next two panels have speech bubbles, "Interview: This is about growing up on Potter then, Okay. She hasn't. She's never grown up on Potter to this day when you..." and "Interview: Do you have any stories or anything about children any of the other people being around. "It's pretty much grown up with them."" The bottom row shows her saying, "My god. So much more handsome." and him saying, "He's really gotten into a suit.". The last panel shows her saying, "He does unbelievably more mature than me but that's not saying much."

Wade

Honestly tho it’s a pretty good show

Joshisboss

bombastic side eye

A meme with two side-by-side images of cats. On the left, a smiling orange cat. The text over the image says: "SMILES ARE CONTAGIOUS!". On the right, a frowning grumpy cat with the text: "DON'T WORRY, I'M VACCINATED."

randomone

How to make babies laugh

The image is a side-by-side comparison. On the left, a woman with light skin is making a silly face with her eyes wide, her tongue out, and her hands framing her face. The text above says "Baby teasing". On the right, a man with light skin is smiling and squinting his eyes by pushing the skin at the corner of his eyes. The text above says "asian baby teasing".

randomone

Aliens

The image shows a blue alien character. The text overlay says, "What Asians look like" above the figure and "is what Mexicans act like" below the figure. The image is decorated with alien head and flying saucer emojis.

User 👍

😂

A four-panel image featuring Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape from the Harry Potter movies. In the first panel, Umbridge asks Snape, "What do you want, Severus?" In the second panel, Snape says, "I wanted to say something..." In the third panel, Umbridge replies, "Well, go ahead..." In the final panel, Snape says, "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you..."

AG3.0

Steve from minecraft irl 😂

The image shows a comparison. On the left, there's a 3D render of Steve from Minecraft, a blocky figure with a blue shirt, pants, and a pickaxe. On the right is a photo of a young man in a blue shirt. An arrow points from the Minecraft character to the man, implying a comparison.

AG3.0

The image shows two panels. The top panel shows Winnie-the-Pooh looking indifferent with the text "Kid named: John". The bottom panel shows Winnie-the-Pooh looking smug with the text "Kid named: Adolf H!tler".

welcome to hell

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows a single cup of tea with the word "Tea" above it. The top right panel shows three smaller cups of tea with the text "Some tea" above it. The middle left panel shows a single cup of coffee with the word "Coffee" above it. The middle right panel shows four small cups of coffee with the words "Some coffee" above it. The bottom left panel shows a drawing of a body with the word "Body" above it. The bottom right panel shows a scene from the movie "Shrek", with Shrek standing in front of his house with the text "Some body".

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