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Heroin Monkey

A person's eye is shown. A text overlay says, "I just noticed your avi looks like a frog trying to hold a elevator open."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a male height chart. At the top, for the height of 6'3, 6'2 and 6'1, is a tall robot. For the height of 5'11, 5'10 and 5'9, there's a crying Wojak, with the text "I am six foot!!! I am six foot!!!" under it. For the heights from 5'8 to 5'3, a cute kitten is pictured in a towel.

Thoughtless

The image is split into two frames. The upper frame shows a man with a brown jacket saying: "Wow! This is rare. Both versions of Michael Jackson". The lower frame shows two individuals sitting in a cafeteria.

Heroin Monkey

A blue Among Us character-shaped object with a tube of toothpaste coming out of its bottom. The text on the image says: "We are Not the same"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two men with mustaches and beards. The text says "INSIDE YOU ARE TWO THEODORES". The left person is sad looking, the right one looks more confident. There is a moon in the background.

Heroin Monkey

The image is divided into two parts. On the left, under the text 'reality fans', there are multiple images: a man with glasses screaming, a cup of coffee, an office space, and a couple fighting with lightsabers. On the right, under the text 'delusion enjoyers', there's a dark, blurry room with a creepy face in the background and a dark figure in the foreground.

DAP ME UP

The image shows a man with a slight frown, holding a drink, and standing in front of the McDonald's golden arches. Above the man, the text says: "Ohio Final Boss vs Grimace."

help me please im being abused

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows Joe Biden looking puzzled with the quote: "Abraham Lincoln is the most racist president we've had in our history." The bottom panel shows a portrait of Woodrow Wilson with the text: "Am I a joke to you?"

PACKG0D

The meme shows a man in two different emotional states. In the top half, he's smiling with wide eyes. In the bottom half, he is crying with tears streaming down his face. The top half says "Kid" and the bottom says "ney Failure."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a comparison of four headshots, two from the Harry Potter movies of Draco Malfoy and Ron Weasley as young boys and two of the musicians Eminem and Ed Sheeran. The text on top says: "Remember Draco and Ron from Harry Potter? This is them now..."

Wade XL

The image shows three panels. The first one is titled "Original" and shows a cartoon of SpongeBob and Patrick from the cover of a Nickelodeon book called "The Great Ice Cream Caper". The second panel, titled "X-ray", shows a simple cartoon of SpongeBob with a red tie but with his internal organs exposed. The last panel shows the same image but with more details in his internal organs. The text "How do we know it's not actually..." is written at the top of the last two panels.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two headshots side by side. On the left, a young man named Dream looks at the camera with a slight smile. On the right, a cartoon character with orange hair and a sly smile, Rumpelstiltskin from Shrek, is displayed. The character's source is "ifunny.co".

The Radio Demon

Seal Vs Sea Lion

The image shows two cartoon drawings of a seal and a sea lion. The seal is labeled with "ABABABBA", "just a little guy", and "potato dog". The sea lion is labeled with "BORK BORK", "um spooky", and "man in a wetsuit".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows four comparison photos. Top left: a street full of cars with the text 'Here are 200 people in 177 cars'. Top right: a street with people on bikes and on foot with the text 'without cars'. Bottom left: a street with people on buses with the text 'on 3 buses'. Bottom right: a pile of skulls with the text 'on socialism'.

Heroin Monkey

A bar chart shows the percentage of Brits and Americans who think they could beat different animals in a fight, including rat, house cat, goose, medium-sized dog, eagle, large dog, chimpanzee, king cobra, kangaroo, wolf, crocodile, gorilla, lion, elephant, and grizzly bear. There's an image of a person boxing a kangaroo.

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel image, following the Drake meme format. The top-left panel shows Drake with a disapproving expression, and next to it is a picture of Chris Pratt. The bottom-left panel shows Drake with an approving expression and next to it a picture of a fried rat with potatoes.

Heroin Monkey

Two photos side-by-side. The left one shows dry corn kernels being poured from a jar into a bowl. The right one shows cooked corn being poured from a pan onto a plate. The text reads: "Hard pour corn vs. soft pour corn."

Toast ツ

Guys only want two things in life

A split image. On the left, an anime-style couple is hugging with the text: "Shh... There, there it's alright. There's no need to worry. You don't need to hold your tears back anymore. I love you." On the right, a cat is shown with the text: 你完成了我的命運世界在我裡面展開你完成了我的命運光環走你重按我的命運倒帶我們可以你補充我的位置你補充我的位置來救我

Silly Sonka

Troo

The image shows two pictures. On the left is a muscular dog and the text "Silly Inc" below a picture of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. On the right is a picture of a dog with a person's head with a balaclava on and the text below "He is stronger than me".

Heroin Monkey

The image is split into two sections. The top section shows Hillary Clinton with text that reads "Women have always been the primary victims of war. Women lose their husbands, their fathers, their sons in combat. - Hillary Clinton". The bottom section shows a man looking sad with text that reads "MEN HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE PRIMARY VICTIMS OF RAPE. IT HAPPENS TO THEIR WIVES, THEIR MOTHERS, AND THEIR DAUGHTERS."

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