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Chunke Monke

The image shows a close-up, distorted view of a duck or similar bird, with a chaotic scene in the background of what appears to be a messy room. Text at the top reads: "POV: bro asks you on game the get and all 'this but see' you mute and up."

RealBoat

r/future
2h
Join
Homie said Future new tape is mid - ended up
fucking his bitch
Discussion
Literally told him not to talk on my goat like that shit
was 8/10 MINIMUM. Asked his girl to meet up, told her
let's get some Mac Donald's, then she gave me head
ion even feel bad Lmaooo
↑ 88
○ 26
☑☑

Heroin Monkey

the homeless man watching me pull
out a .357 revolver and paint the
sidewalk with my own brains after he
asked me for a dollar
&@nickreynaa

EnochTyr

...maybee

Mickey Mouse is looking sly. The text above him says: "When someone asks you why you're carrying a strobe light into an epilepsy ward." The text below him says: "It's a surprise tool that will help us later."

Anonymous

A screenshot of a Reddit post on r/NoStupidQuestions with the question "Can someone young groom someone older than them?" The post includes examples such as a 15 year old grooming a 17 year old, or a 20 year old grooming a 25 year old.

ADHD autist

I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number two:

A chat conversation with yellow speech bubbles on the left containing the text "Hello" and "I'm fine, Thanks!!" and a dark speech bubble on the right with the text "Do you exist?". There is also a text input box.

Heroin Monkey

It's like 5:00pm, and Mom is driving me home as we
speak. I can't fucking believe that my mother is a
whore. I witnessed my own mother pleasing another man
and I feel disgusting.
During the ride, we didn't speak to each other for
about 30 minutes. All of a sudden, Mom asked if I
could forget everything that happened today. I said I
would, but I knew that this hoe could not step another
foot into this household.
GREG, LISTEN.
HOW ABOUT
WE FORGET
ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED
TODAY?
YEAH, SURE.
WHATEVER.
@gabriel
She then asked me not to tell Dad about this. I said
I wouldn't, but you can't make a promise to a hoe who
breaks her wedding vows.

Wade

Introverts

The image shows a four-panel cartoon with two characters from Beavis and Butt-head. The first panel shows them jogging with the text "Jogging sucks." The second panel shows one character looking annoyed with the text "The sun sucks." The third panel shows them walking with the text "Walking sucks." The last panel shows them sitting with the text "This town sucks."

✨Jassy✨

My mom when i was younger

A man with a slightly annoyed smirk is looking at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "Me when my kid trips over the toy I asked him to pick up 100 times."

rylee ♡

so much for not cheating ay?

Email exchange between Rylee Taylor and Aubrey Tanner-Robles. Rylee asks if Ethan tried to kiss Aubrey while he was dating Rylee. Aubrey responds that they talked about it and she rejected him. Aubrey asks why Rylee asks, and Rylee responds with "No reason", "Nothing", or "I'm not sure".

Wade

Don’t think, just do, live in the now, don’t care about the future, yeeeeee

The image shows a cartoon character with a shocked expression sitting in a blue chair with his finger pointed. The text above the character reads: "When she asks if you brought protection:". Below the cartoon, the text states: "How dare you make me consider the long term!"

Silly Sonka

Sure

The image shows a person with the 'troll face' superimposed on their head, standing in an outdoor setting with leafless trees and a walking path. There is snow on the ground. The text below the person reads "I am once again asking to accept me into society."

Anonymous

When someone asks why we wash hands AFTER the bathroom...

A man with a shocked expression and hands up to his head in front of a blue background. The text on the image reads: "When someone asks why we wash hands AFTER the bathroom..."

Lil’ bro

A cartoon character looking at the viewer, with the text "how i look at my friends before i ask the stupidest question ever."

Oogway

Man
ihateruss
your friend offered you to have a nice
sleep over so you guys could play lan Fortnite and
his mom you are the absolute
you decide to
worst friend anyone could ask for i hope you and
mom rot in hell, you disgust me.
his
777
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Heroin Monkey

A man, Jeffrey Epstein, smiles at the viewer. In the background are two women. The text overlay says: "I asked Hillary to be my valentines, but she left me hanging."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a picture of Jeffrey Epstein with the text 'I asked Hillary to be my Valentine' at the top and 'She left me hanging' at the bottom.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet from Opera GX shows a cat wearing headphones with the text, "EVERYONE HAS pronouns DIP SHIT. IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR FUCKING speaking a language." The second tweet from Nina Infinity says, "I almost refunded my game when #Starfield asked me for pronouns. I still might.. I'm annoyed about it."

Thoughtless

A text message conversation shows someone asking an "emergency question" about where to keep a baby goat that they impulsively bought. The other person replies with "WHAT THE FUCK. ...this is a joke right?" Then, there is a picture of a baby goat with the caption "This is Billy."

Pankake

Dear explain bear, so please don’t say anything rude please, but what do you think about Christianity. I do not mean to ask questions

A digital painting of a sunset with a dark red sky fading into yellow near the horizon. A large white circle is in the upper-left corner, representing the moon, and small white dots are scattered throughout the sky, representing stars. The bottom of the image is a black solid area.

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