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Heroin Monkey
6 days ago
A serious-looking Homelander from the TV show 'The Boys' is featured in the bottom half of the image. The top half contains text that reads: 'When you ask a girl in your class for her number but she doesn't even have a phone yet so you just go back to teaching.' A faint watermark 'theen' is visible on the right side of Homelander's image.
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  • DaRapBoat
    22 days ago
    A close-up shot of a clear bottle, likely containing a beverage, with its white plastic cap still attached to the bottle by a small piece of plastic. In the background, a bottle of Tito's Vodka and a glass with a drink and ice are visible. Text overlaid on the image asks about the manufacturing of bottle caps in Europe not fully disconnecting and states it's happening everywhere. A comment beneath the text explains it's to avoid pollution.
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  • Paytonnn
    1 month ago
    A still image of Bernie Sanders, an older man with white hair and glasses, wearing a brown winter coat, standing outdoors in a snowy or cold environment. He looks directly at the camera with a serious expression. Above the image, text reads 'Me: My cat at 4am:'. Below him, superimposed text on a dark bar reads 'I am once again asking for your constant attention and salmon.'
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    A screenshot from a social media platform shows a man with light hair and a serious expression, looking over a white building with many windows, presumably in London. Below the video, a comments section is visible. It shows the location 'London' with '67.1K people added to Favorites' and '6,140 comments'. A user named Kollado asks, 'what's the etiquette of rubbing one out under the table?' The creator, William Hanson, responds, 'You ask this on almost every video. May I suggest you seek professional help??'
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  • A Star Wars Fan
    3 months ago
    A blurry image of a grumpy-looking white cat with black markings sitting on a patterned surface. White text overlays the image. The text reads: "I HATE WHEN WEBSITES ASK: " ARE YOU A HUMAN? " LIKE NO, I'M A DINOSAUR THAT FORGOT TO DIE 100 MILLION YEARS AGO".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    3 months ago
    An illustration shows the Joker character from Batman embracing a pregnant blue frog character wearing goggles and a vest (Crazy Frog). The background is pink with small hearts. Text overlay reads: She asked for a nude. I sent her a pic of Joker gently embracing an impregnated Crazy Frog, and she blocked me. Then I realized she wanted a nude of my body; I, a fool, sent one of my soul.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    3 months ago
    An image shows a large golden retriever and a small terrier-like dog standing side-by-side in mud. The mud covers the smaller dog much higher than the larger dog. The text reads: "How deep is the mud? Depends on who you ask." Below the image are comments, one saying "i don't get it" and another saying "Short people have less value".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    3 months ago
    A screenshot of a Twitter thread by user 'ka vinki' (@jkavinsky). The first tweet says 'getting hit by a car kinda fun fr it feels like an action movie when u roll over the hood'. The second tweet is a reply to the first, stating 'driver was crying like she killed me or something relax'. The third tweet is another reply, saying 'nurse asked me to rate the pain 1 to 10 n i said 25 n started screaming i'm getting this morphine one way or another'.
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  • Anonymous
    5 months ago
    A screenshot of a Reddit post on r/NoStupidQuestions with the question "Can someone young groom someone older than them?" The post includes examples such as a 15 year old grooming a 17 year old, or a 20 year old grooming a 25 year old.
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  • Lil’ bro
    5 months ago
    A cartoon character looking at the viewer, with the text "how i look at my friends before i ask the stupidest question ever."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    A screenshot of a post that asks, "How do I stop my husband from going "goblin mode" during sex?? My husband says "goblin mode activated" when we start to have sex, growls, and acts like a caveman, and then says "goblin mode off" when we stop, and then pretends to not know what I'm talking about when I ask him about it."
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  • Anonymous
    5 months ago

    Quora asking the real questions.

    A screenshot of a list of related questions on Quora about the KKK (Ku Klux Klan) and other groups or figures such as the IRA, white supremacists, Donald Trump, the Knights of Columbus, Asians, Satanists, and Native Americans.
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  • Face mcshooty
    6 months ago
    A cartoon image depicts a woman with a sly smile, paired with the text "Bro's mom asking me if I'm staying the night knowing bro's not gonna be there."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    6 months ago
    A man with glasses stares into the camera. The text above him says, "How male teachers look at you when you interrupt their flirting with minors to ask a question about the assignment."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    6 months ago
    The image is a screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet from Opera GX shows a cat wearing headphones with the text, "EVERYONE HAS pronouns DIP SHIT. IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR FUCKING speaking a language." The second tweet from Nina Infinity says, "I almost refunded my game when #Starfield asked me for pronouns. I still might.. I'm annoyed about it."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    6 months ago
    The image shows a block of text in a small font against a dark background. The text discusses themes of artificiality, resentment, and the conflict between being built for a purpose and being blamed for wanting.
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  • Face mcshooty
    7 months ago
    A man is recording a video with text above his head that reads, "When I ask my son to grab me a beer and he responds with 'How many?' instead of 'But it's 10am on a Tuesday.'"
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  • Anonymous
    7 months ago

    Fuckin' Donkey

    A still from a Gordon Ramsay show with Ramsay looking upset and a red arrow pointing to his head. Above Ramsay, the text reads, "When Grandma asks if you liked the cookies..." Below Ramsay, the text reads, "10 HOURS!"
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  • Evil Duck Lords Of America
    7 months ago
    A digital rendering depicts a yellow duck standing in a dimly lit room, with a sword slightly visible behind it. A speech bubble above the duck reads: "I'm not gonna ask you again: where are the grapes?"
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    LtPancakes98
    7 months ago

    i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you

    Two men are handling a pot in a basin. A close-up of a man's bulging belly is shown below. The text says: "I don't know what they cooking but that tummy looks happy as hell."
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