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A screenshot of a tweet from @drink2beers that says: "when my parents keep asking me why I don't have a girlfriend for Valentine's Day and I GENUINELY have to explain to them who Benjamin Netanyahu is". Below the text is a picture of actor Jonah Hill wearing a suit, looking exhausted with his eyes closed, rubbing the bridge of his nose/eye area in frustration.

Many have asked and I have provided

A blank identification card template with the header "Official Meme Stealing License". On the left, there is a square box for a photo. To the right of the photo box are fields for "Name:", "Gender:", "Joined:", "Occupation:", and "Level:". At the bottom left, it says "Valid Thru:". On the bottom right, it says "Membership Type:".

Shitpost master-general

A meme with text at the top: "Me When my wife asks me where our daughters heart surgery money went (the evil blackjack dealer has it)". Below the text is a close-up photo of a brown dog looking directly at the camera with a wide-eyed, shocked, or guilty expression.

Kaboom

A close-up image of a smiling man with a long, grey beard and a turban. Overlaying text reads: 'PEOPLE ASK ME, "ACHMED, WHAT MAKES YOU TICK?" AND I TELL THEM, "THE TIMER."'.

KillingButterflys

A distorted, deep-fried image of Spongebob Squarepants with a mischievous and slightly awkward facial expression, holding a phone to his ear. Above Spongebob, white text describes a relatable social scenario.

A classroom scene where a projector displays an image of a muscular man smiling, holding up his foot which is covered in a brown spread resembling Nutella, next to a jar of Nutella. A student sits at a desk to the left with a laptop. Overlaid text reads: 'Teach forgot his computer and asked for mine 🥺'

An illustration depicts a man with a mustache, wearing a dark military beret with an emblem, reflective sunglasses, and a military uniform with "Poland" on the sleeve. He holds a rifle in one hand and has a lit cigar in his mouth. The background is an orange gradient. Below the image, text reads: "In 1967, Polish mercenary Rafal Ganowicz was asked what it felt like to take human life, 'I wouldn't know, I've only ever killed communists.'"

A meme with text at the top, then two side-by-side portraits below. The text reads: 'BREAKING: When asked if 'OPPENHEIMER 2' was on the cards, Christopher Nolan remarked: 'What the fuck are you talking about?'' The left image shows director Christopher Nolan, a light-skinned man with blonde hair, wearing a dark suit and light shirt, looking directly at the camera. The right image shows Cillian Murphy as J. Robert Oppenheimer, a light-skinned man with blue eyes and a gaunt face, wearing a dark fedora and a white shirt with a dark tie, looking intensely forward.

A man wearing glasses and a plaid shirt stands next to a red barbecue grill, holding a can. He is wearing a blue apron that says 'DON'T ASK ME FOR THE SECRET FAMILY RECIPE'. To his right, a golden retriever dog sits on the floor, also wearing a blue apron. The dog's apron says 'I SAW THE FACE OF GOD AND IT WAS WEEPING'.

A serious-looking Homelander from the TV show 'The Boys' is featured in the bottom half of the image. The top half contains text that reads: 'When you ask a girl in your class for her number but she doesn't even have a phone yet so you just go back to teaching.' A faint watermark 'theen' is visible on the right side of Homelander's image.

A close-up shot of a clear bottle, likely containing a beverage, with its white plastic cap still attached to the bottle by a small piece of plastic. In the background, a bottle of Tito's Vodka and a glass with a drink and ice are visible. Text overlaid on the image asks about the manufacturing of bottle caps in Europe not fully disconnecting and states it's happening everywhere. A comment beneath the text explains it's to avoid pollution.

A still image of Bernie Sanders, an older man with white hair and glasses, wearing a brown winter coat, standing outdoors in a snowy or cold environment. He looks directly at the camera with a serious expression. Above the image, text reads 'Me: My cat at 4am:'. Below him, superimposed text on a dark bar reads 'I am once again asking for your constant attention and salmon.'

A screenshot from a social media platform shows a man with light hair and a serious expression, looking over a white building with many windows, presumably in London. Below the video, a comments section is visible. It shows the location 'London' with '67.1K people added to Favorites' and '6,140 comments'. A user named Kollado asks, 'what's the etiquette of rubbing one out under the table?' The creator, William Hanson, responds, 'You ask this on almost every video. May I suggest you seek professional help??'

A blurry image of a grumpy-looking white cat with black markings sitting on a patterned surface. White text overlays the image. The text reads: "I HATE WHEN WEBSITES ASK: " ARE YOU A HUMAN? " LIKE NO, I'M A DINOSAUR THAT FORGOT TO DIE 100 MILLION YEARS AGO".

An illustration shows the Joker character from Batman embracing a pregnant blue frog character wearing goggles and a vest (Crazy Frog). The background is pink with small hearts. Text overlay reads: She asked for a nude. I sent her a pic of Joker gently embracing an impregnated Crazy Frog, and she blocked me. Then I realized she wanted a nude of my body; I, a fool, sent one of my soul.

An image shows a large golden retriever and a small terrier-like dog standing side-by-side in mud. The mud covers the smaller dog much higher than the larger dog. The text reads: "How deep is the mud? Depends on who you ask." Below the image are comments, one saying "i don't get it" and another saying "Short people have less value".

A screenshot of a Twitter thread by user 'ka vinki' (@jkavinsky). The first tweet says 'getting hit by a car kinda fun fr it feels like an action movie when u roll over the hood'. The second tweet is a reply to the first, stating 'driver was crying like she killed me or something relax'. The third tweet is another reply, saying 'nurse asked me to rate the pain 1 to 10 n i said 25 n started screaming i'm getting this morphine one way or another'.

A screenshot of a Reddit post on r/NoStupidQuestions with the question "Can someone young groom someone older than them?" The post includes examples such as a 15 year old grooming a 17 year old, or a 20 year old grooming a 25 year old.

A cartoon character looking at the viewer, with the text "how i look at my friends before i ask the stupidest question ever."

A screenshot of a post that asks, "How do I stop my husband from going "goblin mode" during sex?? My husband says "goblin mode activated" when we start to have sex, growls, and acts like a caveman, and then says "goblin mode off" when we stop, and then pretends to not know what I'm talking about when I ask him about it."

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