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I ASKED THE PRESIDENT TO
MAKE IT LEGAL TO MURDER FURRIES
DUDE
WTF?!

THAT ONE FURRY HATER
PEOPLE WITH
A MORAL COMPASS

Dora

Troll moment

An image of Dora and Boots from the cartoon Dora the Explorer. Dora is standing with her arms outstretched and says, "I'M DORA!" Below her it says, "CAN YOU HELP ME FIND WHO ASKED?"

Mom

imagine having a mom

The image is divided into two columns, the left side says "To Mom:" and lists several needs and questions commonly asked by children such as "I'm hungry...", "Where are you?", "Can you help me...". On the right side, it says "To Dad:" and below that "Where's Mom?"

Girl

A serious-looking Homelander from the TV show 'The Boys' is featured in the bottom half of the image. The top half contains text that reads: 'When you ask a girl in your class for her number but she doesn't even have a phone yet so you just go back to teaching.' A faint watermark 'theen' is visible on the right side of Homelander's image.

Computer

A classroom scene where a projector displays an image of a muscular man smiling, holding up his foot which is covered in a brown spread resembling Nutella, next to a jar of Nutella. A student sits at a desk to the left with a laptop. Overlaid text reads: 'Teach forgot his computer and asked for mine 🥺'

Fun

A meme with a picture of a young child with wide eyes drinking from a cup with a straw. The text above the image says: "When someone asks you what you do for fun and you don't know how to tell them your favorite past time is watching shows about people being murdered."

Help

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows two characters from the video game Hollow Knight. One character labeled "My mom" is carrying a shovel and looking down at the other character labeled "Me", who is lying down as if asleep. The text says, "My mom asking for help" and "Me pretending to sleep".

Corner

The image shows a text list titled 'Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator'. The list provides humorous and absurd actions to perform inside an elevator.

Puppy

A cartoon picture of Jerry Mouse with wide eyes. The text above says: "I wanna name my puppy 'insane' so when people ask 'are you fucking insane?' I can say 'no I'm fucking my sister'".

Cop

A newspaper headline reads, "COPS BEAT CHINESE MAN AFTER ASKING FOR HIS NAME." Below it says, "I've lost all faith in our police," says Fuk Yu. There's also a picture of a Chinese man on the right.

Beer

A man is recording a video with text above his head that reads, "When I ask my son to grab me a beer and he responds with 'How many?' instead of 'But it's 10am on a Tuesday.'"

Husband

A screenshot of a post that asks, "How do I stop my husband from going "goblin mode" during sex?? My husband says "goblin mode activated" when we start to have sex, growls, and acts like a caveman, and then says "goblin mode off" when we stop, and then pretends to not know what I'm talking about when I ask him about it."

Example

A screenshot of a Reddit post on r/NoStupidQuestions with the question "Can someone young groom someone older than them?" The post includes examples such as a 15 year old grooming a 17 year old, or a 20 year old grooming a 25 year old.

Kid

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel is a pink square with the text "GOT NO KIDS?" at the top, followed by the text "Hire a babysitter anyway. Say your kid is asleep upstairs and must not be disturbed. Then upon your return, ask where your child is." with a vintage cartoon couple enjoying a meal at the top. The bottom panel shows a red cartoon figure with horns and a confused expression labeled "Satan:".

Problem

Me all the time

The image shows text at the top that says "Teacher: if you're stuck on a problem ask your partner. Me and my partner:". Below, two deer look over a green bush. A speech bubble near them says "...Now what?".

Grape

A digital rendering depicts a yellow duck standing in a dimly lit room, with a sword slightly visible behind it. A speech bubble above the duck reads: "I'm not gonna ask you again: where are the grapes?"

Question

Send the numbers and i will answer honestly

A black and white image titled "ASK THE ADMIN" with the Instagram handle "IN.LOVE.WITH.BOOKSLIG" below it, followed by a list of 50 questions. Each question is numbered. There are heart symbols at the top corners of the image.

OnlyFans

Sus???

A message thread between two users. The first user says, "I was literally about to say don't ask where I got the money from". The second user replies, "Guys Wade has a OnlyFans thats why he's rich. I swear to f***ing God."

Candy

ON BABY

A Toy Story scene showing Woody looking concerned with Buzz Lightyear next to him making a suspicious offer. Text overlay: "When Ryan asks a young child if they want some candy."

Cookie

Fuckin' Donkey

A still from a Gordon Ramsay show with Ramsay looking upset and a red arrow pointing to his head. Above Ramsay, the text reads, "When Grandma asks if you liked the cookies..." Below Ramsay, the text reads, "10 HOURS!"

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