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Burger

A man, presumably Tony Soprano, is standing in front of a grill with a lit cigar in his mouth and a box of matches in his hand. The text above the image says: "Me asking everyone how they like their burger before I cook them all exactly the same."

Shrek

shrek has a potato for a nose

An illustration from a children's book showing a green, ogre-like character named Shrek standing over a dead peasant on the ground. Shrek is wearing a pink and purple tunic and green pants. He has laser beams coming from his eyes that are heating a piece of food on a large rock. The peasant lies on the ground, wearing a yellow tunic and red pants. The text below describes Shrek's interaction with the peasant and how the peasant died from seeing Shrek, while Shrek used his "microwave eyes" to heat his meal.

Hell

i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you

Two men are handling a pot in a basin. A close-up of a man's bulging belly is shown below. The text says: "I don't know what they cooking but that tummy looks happy as hell."

Fried Chicken

Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken

Spongebob Squarepants with a rainbow behind him and the text NOBODY GIVES A FUCK.

City

was uppppp

A boy with a hat and a serious face is in the right foreground with a city in the background. Text reads: "Can see the whole city from here. Still can't see who asked tho."

Mom

Two images show a dad holding a baby. The text says "Mom said 'NO' So I asked dad and he said 'YES'".

Etiquette

A screenshot from a social media platform shows a man with light hair and a serious expression, looking over a white building with many windows, presumably in London. Below the video, a comments section is visible. It shows the location 'London' with '67.1K people added to Favorites' and '6,140 comments'. A user named Kollado asks, 'what's the etiquette of rubbing one out under the table?' The creator, William Hanson, responds, 'You ask this on almost every video. May I suggest you seek professional help??'

Life

An illustration depicts a man with a mustache, wearing a dark military beret with an emblem, reflective sunglasses, and a military uniform with "Poland" on the sleeve. He holds a rifle in one hand and has a lit cigar in his mouth. The background is an orange gradient. Below the image, text reads: "In 1967, Polish mercenary Rafal Ganowicz was asked what it felt like to take human life, 'I wouldn't know, I've only ever killed communists.'"

Reflection

A furry, white monster with glowing eyes and visible teeth looks directly at the viewer against a blue background. The text in the meme says: when the netflix asks if you're "still watching" and you see your reflection in the black screen.

Dinner

When your dad asks what you want for dinner in a group chat…..

A text message bubble saying "FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD."

Wish

A man wearing a green hat with an "L" on it looks surprised. The text says, "The genie after I ask that my third wish to be another blowjob."

Son

Question and answer 🙄

A cartoon drawing shows a mother standing at a door, asking her son where he is going. The son, with a backpack, sarcastically replies that he is going to heaven, since he is clearly in his school uniform.

Insurance

The image displays a screenshot from a video game featuring a menu with three options: "Give Up", "Try Again", and "Call Luigi". Text overlayed on the image reads: "POV: your insurance claim was denied by United Healthcare". Luigi is visible in the upper right corner of the image.

Man

A man wearing glasses and a plaid shirt stands next to a red barbecue grill, holding a can. He is wearing a blue apron that says 'DON'T ASK ME FOR THE SECRET FAMILY RECIPE'. To his right, a golden retriever dog sits on the floor, also wearing a blue apron. The dog's apron says 'I SAW THE FACE OF GOD AND IT WAS WEEPING'.

Corner

A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

Question

The image shows a woman looking confused with various math formulas overlaid on her face. The text says: "me: when teacher ask a question that i don't know"

Mom

A cartoon image depicts a woman with a sly smile, paired with the text "Bro's mom asking me if I'm staying the night knowing bro's not gonna be there."

Mom

Cat

A still image of Bernie Sanders, an older man with white hair and glasses, wearing a brown winter coat, standing outdoors in a snowy or cold environment. He looks directly at the camera with a serious expression. Above the image, text reads 'Me: My cat at 4am:'. Below him, superimposed text on a dark bar reads 'I am once again asking for your constant attention and salmon.'

Website

A blurry image of a grumpy-looking white cat with black markings sitting on a patterned surface. White text overlays the image. The text reads: "I HATE WHEN WEBSITES ASK: " ARE YOU A HUMAN? " LIKE NO, I'M A DINOSAUR THAT FORGOT TO DIE 100 MILLION YEARS AGO".

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