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Heroin Monkey

A meme featuring a tweet asking why Serbs deserve to be bombed by NATO. A reply references "Pearl Harbor." The meme includes a Wojak wearing a Serbian hat with tears and the phrase "wHaT diD WE do to gEt bOmBeD?" Next to it is a gigachad-style character holding a NATO flag with the words "Pearl Harbor."

MATTIX

The image shows two cars and the text "If your car doesn't scare you a little, it's not fast enough." The top picture shows a red sports car with smoke coming from the tires. The bottom picture shows a small red car on two wheels.

Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation. The first message says, "What's up?" The second says, "Dude, you're going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her car in the driveway when I pulled out. I think I hit your daughter's bike too. I'll come fix it later, but please say sorry for me to your wife." The third message says, "Not delivered". The last message says "and your daughter".

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

homuratrash:
guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking
space, needs a heterosexual romance
disney ceo: okay....but we gotta know she's Female, do u understand?
....she needs long antennae..like long hair..mascara...smooth chest that
sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got
titties even tho she's a tiny fucking alien
guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?
disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house
and fuck my wife

tabs1528

A cartoon penguin with a confused expression is superimposed with a translucent image of itself looking like it is phasing out. The text above the penguin reads, "WHEN MY BRAIN GOES ON A LITTLE ADVENTURE," and the text below reads, "INSTEAD OF ATTENDING THE CONVERSATION I'M HAVING."

Drakes Snake

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A picture of Gollum from the movie "Lord of the Rings" holding a vape with the text "When you only have a little bit of juice left."

Jazzy💕

Two brown bears, one standing and kicking the other in the groin, on a field under a blue sky. The text above the bears reads "NUTSHOT" and the text below reads "IF YOU CAN'T REACH THE SKY, AIM A LITTLE LOWER!"

Jazzy💕

The image shows three lines, each labeled with a different description. The first line is a straight line. The second line is a dash line. The third line has the label "iconic line:" above a scene from "Grey's Anatomy" where a woman says, "I go a little dark and twisty... but then I come back."

Anonymous

Goober cat

A three-panel image of a black cat. The first panel shows the cat with one normal eye and one large googly eye. The second panel shows the cat looking nervously at a hand reaching down to pet it. The third panel shows the cat looking cautiously around.

Anonymous

What # are you? Im 7

The image is a chart titled "A cat meows" with 7 possible reactions to a cat meowing. They are: "arnt you a little baby" #1, Pets the cat #2, Responds conversationally #3, Meows back #4, Ignores #5, Responds with insults but pets it anyway #6, and is afraid of cats #7.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a street sign that says "PUNKEYDOODLES Ave" and a stop sign. Above the image is the text: "When your friend punkeydoodles is acting a little too rowdy."

Heroin Monkey

A two-panel image of a man with glasses saying "I'll tell you a little secret about poorly cropped memes." The bottom panel is cropped closer to his face.

Blach666

A text message conversation where the first person mentions seeing their uncle's lambs, then reveals that the uncle has 370 pregnant sheep, and finally asks if the recipient wants to know who the father is.

The Radio Demon

Seal Vs Sea Lion

The image shows two cartoon drawings of a seal and a sea lion. The seal is labeled with "ABABABBA", "just a little guy", and "potato dog". The sea lion is labeled with "BORK BORK", "um spooky", and "man in a wetsuit".

Heroin Monkey

The image is a two-panel comic. In the first panel, Santa asks a young boy named Tommy what he wants for Christmas. Tommy replies that he wants a little brother. The second panel shows Santa with a woman. The tone is sexually suggestive.

The Unknown King of Moderation

The image shows two sides of a text message conversation between two people, with the text "No one: 11 yr old relationships:" above them.

GG Miller

LMAO

A man with a mustache looks annoyed. Text on top of the image: "When the funny mental health meme hits a little too close to home." Text at the bottom of the image: "- [laughs]"

Wade

Ultra Instinct William

The image shows two panels. In the first panel, a black and white puppet-like character with red cheeks is surprised and asks, "No! It's impossible! H-how are you still alive?!" The second panel shows a character resembling Shaggy from Scooby-Doo, covered in fire, with a sly grin, saying, "By using 2% of my power, Charlie! Looks like you'll need more than a little fire to stop me now!"

✨Jassy✨

hehe

A young boy with a slight smile on his face is shown. Above him in white text it says, "WHEN THE WEEDMAN," and below him, also in white text, it says "PUTS IN A LITTLE EXTRA."

freddyfatbear

bruh

The image is a four-panel grid with the text "Laughing at corona memes like". The first panel has "February" underneath and shows a grinning Kanye. The second panel has "March 1" and Kanye has a smirk. The third panel says "Last week" and shows Kanye with a slight frown. The fourth panel shows the same frown but with the text "This morning". The last panel says "A little later this morning", where Kanye looks a little more concerned.

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