meet-up jokes

What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet? They ketchup.

I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.

Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(

Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.

The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.

Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.

I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.

All people are invited!

We have a lot! Enjoy!

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"

Dude named Guys:

Dude named Out:

Dude named School:

Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.

what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?

sue the dating site for matching her with him.

What do emos do when they meet up?

They hang out.

Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.

I always enjoy family reunions.

It's always a good time meeting up with my exes.