Mechanism jokes

My sister got in a car crash a couple days ago. When she got to the hospital, the doctor told her that she needed to get metal mechanics in her leg.

She got really scared and yelled at the doctor, telling them that, “I will not get those implanted in my leg.” I guess she just doesn’t associate with knee gears.

What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?

"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"

Why is the Moon red today?

The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.

To all of you who can't understand using jokes as a coping mechanism... you know what I will ask of you :)

What do you call a clever clock?

Clockwise.

As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.

What happens when a clock is hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts 'n bolts!

What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?

An Amish Mechanic.