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Rodd flanders: Whats ''gay'' mean Bart: UH, It means you used to be afraid, but now your not Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy

White Russians do you mean ree,white, blue and dead white Russians?

Are you adopted? No. I mean who would want you.....

So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught, having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?

I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"

Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?

But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!

Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.

ur dad is gay!!!!

omg!! I didn't mean that please don't tell ur mom

I'M SO SO SO SRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sonic says if your bored go punch a orphan, I mean what are they going to do tell their parents?

i don't get it. orphans are very religious, well mostly. statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church i mean its the only place they can call someone "father"

What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly. They give coal. Why coal your prob saying because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds

Me: Wanna hear a joke? Person: Sure Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life. But my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning Person: Dear god..

What is the whole pile of poops mean?

Whole pile of shits

Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?

I mean the one I fucked died.

i didnt mean to call a afghanistan Hotline, i told them i was Depressed then they asked if i know how to drive a truck idk how that has anything to do with it

Yo mamma's hairline so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it

Me Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*

hello my fellow canadians I mean ameicans I your cool and hip president has decied to give everyone free ice cream! even the russans to go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!

dear doctor

ive heard its a good sign when women scream your first name during sex but recently women have been screaming my full name. its weird, i feel like im famous. Can you tell me what this means?

Yours Truly Ray Palp