Terroist jokes
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"