Make-do jokes

Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.

Me: Mom, would you get mad at me for something I didn't do?

Mom: No.

Me: Ok, good. I didn't do my homework.

Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".

I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.

When you realize you forgot to mop your room, you hear footsteps.

1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.

2. You can't count your hair.

3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.

4. You just tried number three.

5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.

6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.

7. You skipped number 5.

8. You just checked if there was a number 5.

9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.

Don't be sad, because that's das backwards and das not good.