Make-do jokes

Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.

Me: Mom, would you get mad at me for something I didn't do?

Mom: No.

Me: Ok, good. I didn't do my homework.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".

I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.

I am the grand wizard, mak.

Don't be sad, because that's das backwards and das not good.